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I had a real life "Friends" moment yesterday. If any of you are familiar with the episode where Chandler tries to quit the gym, you'll understand what I'm on about. For those who don't, this clip will give you an idea of how I felt (watch the bit at the end with Ross)
External Link/Members OnlyLet me explain....
Had the horn yesterday and couldn't find anything on AW at short notice so decided to peruse VS. Jessica caught my eye and called but didn't get an answer. Few minutes later I got a text back. Anyway a few back and forth messages and I booked in.
The premises are in the town centre of Bolton and were fit for purpose.
Anyway, once in the room I was asked how long I wanted. Before I parted with the money, I wanted confirmation of services. This is where it went downhill. The list of services on VS mention OWO and kissing however in person, was told no kissing and OWO was an extra £20. Bit pissed that there was no mention of either services not being on offer without charge, I declined to carry on with the booking and attempted to leave.
This is where it went a bit surreal. Now Jessica spoke little to no English and my attempts to communicate with her were met with a blank stare. She indicated for me to hold on and left the room. I wasn't sure whether she was going to go get her pimp but I could hear a second female voice. A few minutes passed and the second lady who spoke better English came in.
Now this lady had the biggest chebs I'd seen in a long time, and they were fighting to get out. Big arse and big tits and a smiley sluttish face. I explained to her why I wanted to leave and she feigned ignorance. At the same time she's stroking my cock over my trousers. I started to leave the room and she follows me out. The sight of her tits and arse is giving me a real dilemma. I look at her, she looks at me and then leads me into a second bedroom.
My will was broken and thought may as well get my hands on the lady's tits and arse since I was there.
Anyway, no OWO was had but a decent covered blowjob, followed by a few minutes of doggy and unloaded my frustrations in the condom.
I did procrastinate over whether to rate it as a red or a green, but a neutral seems about fair.
And in case you're wondering, I have tried finding the lady with the big chebs on VS but since most profiles use fake pics, it's anyones guess which is her profile.
