External Link/Members Only but unless they've updated the website I doubt you'll find a profile for Jodie on there.
The punt happened within the allotted time limit allowed for UKP reviews.
I was in the area and wanted to try something new so called Erotic Studio. The maid answered and I got the usual bubbly phone voice with generic description of Jodie. The first red flag was that she was the only prostitute available as the other one was already booked up until later in the day.
I booked in and made my way to the industrial back streets where Erotic Studio is based. As I arrived I was impressed with the amount of mini-cabs parked up nearby.
Be warned, the gate is a bit stiff so give it a hard push. Although the entrance gate seems very exposed its a lot more discrete feeling when you're by it and on the intercom.
The maid rushed me in and quickly shoved me in to the toilet to the right of the entrance as another punter was about to leave. The toilet was a 2 room affair with no lock on the sink area bit, only the actual toilet, so if you have a gentleman's rinse before a punt you may risk someone walking in on you if the maid isn't on the ball. The toilet was clean and nicely decorated.
After we had the all clear I left the toilet and was led past the staircase on the right, behind the toilet, in to what looked like a longe waiting area. I was quickly marched through that area to a bedroom on the left at the rear of the building that looked like somewhere sex traffickers would film hardcore porn with their latest drug addicted victim. The decor was a depressing Colditz grey with a window in the ceiling that made me think of a prison rather than a bedroom for consensual sex with an escort. I noticed the note on the wall giving a phone number to report bad experiences but there is UKP for those issues. On the furniture I also found business cards for a local taxi service. The large mirror above the bed was impressive but with the depressing decor it did make me briefly think two way mirror.
It should be stated that despite my negative comments about the bedroom I found myself in the Erotic Studio is a brothel were escorts can work collectively and freely from. As far as I can tell, nothing untoward or illegal beyond being a brothel has gone on there. The room was just fucking awful. Regrettably the bedroom was not the worst part of the £70 I wasted.
I was left in the room for what felt like ages. I could hear a prostitute talking to her client as they finished their session. I heard the room being sprayed post punt and the escort talking to the maid. Then I heard the sound of heels approaching my room.
Judy entered in a one piece outfit and heels, carry a small bag of escort tools. The description already on here in another review was pretty accurate but for me she was nothing special and mostly forgettable. Around 5' 6" sounds right, woman next door with nice tits, probably a mum but she was fairly fit with decent curves. The one thing that did stand out was a large tattoo on her but the meet was so quick and underwhelming I can barely remember much about it beyond it looking blue. Jodie was very chatty and friendly, even at one point mentioning she'd been on the game while and had worked in Manyana. If I'd paid her for a conversation she'd have been great value for money. No wonder her past brothel closed down if she was the kind of prostitute they had employed.
I asked for 30 minutes and OWO, only to be quoted £80 instead of £70. After I mentioned paying £70 in the past, thanks UKP, she thought about it and agreed to £70. Cash paid she buggered off for what felt like forever, stopping to have another conversation with the maid. When she returned I was stark bollocking naked. Jodie's one piece hit the floor so no using my 30 minutes to build up by undressing her. A towel was put on the bed and I then went through the wet wipe on the cock process before OWO. I had showered and cleaned my teeth that day but was fine with letting her having peace of mind before sucking me off. Security clean up finished I then endured the worst OWO I've had since Reshma. Jolie sucked my cock by bobbing her head on cock so fast she couldn't have done it faster if she'd used WD-40. This had the effect of stimulating the nerve ending of cock whilst also turning me off with the mechanical pump and dump approach. Trying to give her direction to slow down worked briefly until she returned to form and started walking me too. I tried to slow things down by asking about kissing but after a brief think about it she wasn't offering that. At this point I was reminded of the rush hand job I received at Colour & Beauty. Realising I was in for a shit punt with an escort who was blatantly looking to bang out a punter in quick time I just laid back and let her get on with her prostitute tricks 101 to get a punter out quickly. I did at least get to look at her cunt, not bad for a revolving door escort but she didn't offer fingering. In short order I finished on her tits after she had a think about my question to cum on them and said yes.
After I'd cum she was quickly wiping herself down, putting her one piece outfit on and blitzing the room with some kind of spray whilst chatting happily. It was pretty obvious that despite her friendliness my very shorted 30 minutes was over and I needed to fuck off so she could get paid by the next mug waiting in his taxi outside!
I booked and paid for 30 minutes. The only way I got 30 minutes was if you counted the waiting time spent in the bedroom whilst Jolie was with her previous client or chatting with the maid whilst stashing the fee. I got a very rushed poor quality 15 minutes maximum blow and go.
