Author Topic: Secret Encounters - I'd keep it a secret too if I were her - Crewe  (Read 4090 times)


8 review(s) for Discreet Encounters (3 positive, 2 neutral, 3 negative) [Indexed by johnny34]

Offline antony8821

Where do i start!? External Link/Members Only

I had a failed meet whilst away at the start of the week, got the money out, hid the room key in the carpark so she could gain access, failed to show...so i had the money in my wallet and i never got to scratch the itch.

fast forward to the end of the week and I am stressed and horny so I have a look in a local area to where i am working and come across secret encounters. read her profile, had a flick through pictures, it didnt excite me but it would do.

£100 for 30 mins.

text her to confirm, sent me the postcode, it was a rented house in nantwich. go to the back door which are french and she comes walking in to shot through the glass and i straight away think..ah. She is heavily made up with a dressing gown on, so cant really tell much, nice legs though. her face is not what i expected with the pictures of the body, I dont want to say she was ugly because thats really unfair but the face didnt match the pictures and just not my cup of tea!

so upstairs, sort the papework out, i jump and freshen up in the bathroom, come out and shes sat on her phone in the bedroom. i thought she could of been on the bed or something sexy. so on the bed i lay and she drops her gown. she, in her defence had black lingerie on and it was nice, but those pictures were taken some time ago or shes done nothing but eat in the last 6 months. she had a pot belly and it just wasnt for me.

she comes in for a kiss, closed mouth, pointless. and goes down on me with owo- it was ok, she seemed to be making all he pointless noises, shaft licking, head licking, sucking, it was ok, i would of paid £50 for a quickie of just owo. she then lays next to me and tells me to come to her, so i go in for another kiss- head turns away after the smallest of pecks.

i head down to her nipples, i literally give the lightest of licks and i get the hand come over saying 'be gentle' i said i will, i then went in for another lick and she put her hand in the way, ffs if you dont want them touching just leave your bra on! i then go down on her, she pretty much keeps her legs closed with my head down there, im trying to get in and she just keeps shutting her leg which for the first time ever in a meet i was starting to get angry. so i put my hand on her inner thigh and pin them open making a little joke saying i cant get in, she laughs and as i go down her fucking fingers and hand block. so at this point im getting very fed up. so i tell her she can go back down on me.

i lay down and she straddles me in reverse cowgirl with her ass on my stomach/chest. and sits there jerking me off, i lay there thinking fuck this, im not paying £100 to be jerked off! so i tell her to stick a condom on and she says "yeah, we can if you want, do you not like handjobs?" i just said bluntly no, I do them myself. so she puts the condom on and jumps on reverse cowgirl which in all fairness she has a great arse, you cant do anything with it but it looks nice. im starting to go limp at this point and she tells me to bend her over.

so i slide in and think right, you're having it now and proceed to slam her deep in to the headboard which she is moaning not in a sexual way but she clearly isnt enjoying it. do that for 5 mins and im just not going to finish, at this point i notice the smell of rubber, then realise its actually fish. then she lays down. i now have to look at her face and try and cum...ffs!

as I am on top fucking her, i have my eyes closed in the fashion i can still see through my eyelashes and she is literally lay there like a dead body, eyes open, watching, making the noises, her facial expressions were nothing to the noises she was making, so i pounded a little more ignoring the whoft of fish and fill the bag.

i pull out, she gives me some wipes and i stupidly wiped the condom with my finger and smelt my finger, fish. so i wrapped it all up and i said here we go, have you got a bin? she looked at me like i was giving her a shitty tissue I had just wiped my rear with. she points over to the bin which is next to my clothes.

i get changed and she tells me that was fantastic, I'm better than the norm, all total bulshit and then the funniest.

My rates are going up this weekend due to the cost of living, i couldnt help but laugh. and i said how much is it going up by? she said she hadnt decided yet...

would I hell go back let alone for more money!

I was interested in her hot oil massage, but now i know her service it would just be absolute crap. hot oil, being pushed around your back, absolutely pointless.

this is the first meet in a long time, i have left and its pained me to of spent the money, i would rather of gone for a few beers and something to eat.

body 3/10 (legs and ass)
face- no comment
service 2/10 ( owo & reverse cowgirl view)

re visit? ha! i wouldnt even spend your money to go back.

« Last Edit: November 12, 2022, 10:39:36 am by antony8821 »

Offline pbrown355

Sorry it was shit. She has 3 positive reviews but they are 6years ago. Sounds like a lot of eating and not enough cleaning since then.

Online escortman

Shame really A

SE looks tidy and strong hopefully next meet will be better.

You have saved a lot of people a lot of money.

Offline oatcake1967

I have often looked at SE, glad I have avoided in the past, will definitely avoid in the future. Thanks for the review

Offline pilgrim

I must admit, I fell for those pictures in 2018! I had a series of traumatic flashbacks reading the OPs review. Better luck on your next punt.

Offline Michael77

Haha. Nice that you gave her a good fucking but a shame some sense didn't get fucked into her "rates going up"

Offline Generalstockinghead

I remember seeing Ash years ago at a parlour in Stoke, Epworth Street???   She was faf  when she was younger and gave ace service.  Seems like I had the best of her.  Thanks for the review, I'll be saving my punting fund
« Last Edit: November 15, 2022, 08:03:47 pm by Generalstockinghead »

Offline Bobaddy

She seems to have lowered her prices to £90 hh, I wonder why? :D

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Offline DazzlingCharm

Wish I had read these before booking her in. She’s coming round later tonight as well 🤦‍♂️

Offline Hollywell