A hall of fame bad punt for me. My weakness for black girls does me in again.
Link: External Link/Members Only Was dreamypeachxxx when I saw her I think.
Date: Summer 2022
Price: £80 for 30 minutes.
Comms: This should have been the red flag(s) at which I walked away. Comms were ok, if sporadic, via text arranging the punt. Had agreed 30 mins at 2pm at a well known hotel chain near Piccadilly station. I texted just before 2 to say I was there and ready – she replied that check-in wasn’t until 3. Ok, either she wasn’t there, had another punter, or had f’d up the check in time – whatever the reason it wasn’t great for me. But I had the horn and really liked the look of her so I said ok. She messaged me just before 3 with the room number – made my way up only to find that there wasn’t a room with that number, rang her and turned out she was at another one of this chain’s hotels near the Royal Exchange, ffs. I should have double checked but she’d said Piccadilly. So walked over and made my way up to the room.
Venue: A lot more cramped than the Piccadilly venue. It was a hot day and the whole hotel felt stuffy as well as the room. Hard to completely tell but there was a lingering smell in the room, possibly like someone had been to the toilet reasonably recently.
Girl: The only good bit of the punt – she is an absolute fittie, and better than her pics. Really pretty, superb body, peachy arse and lovely natural tits. Hair and make-up flawless, dressed in some full body black lingerie. But made no effort to chat, barely said hello. Immediately your heart drops and you know it’s not going to be a good one.
Action: If you read the profile, you’d be forgiven for thinking you were in for a full on PSE session when you see her. Sadly not the case. First off she asked me how long I wanted – always bugs me this as it suggests they’re not paying any attention to their bookings. Said 30 mins and got undressed and went to the bed. Immediately she reached for a condom for OW – there’s no inkling she doesn’t do OWO on her profile. I could have asked if it was an extra but didn’t have any extra cash and wasn’t getting the vibe from her that it would be on offer.
Mediocre OW followed and after half a minute she asked what position I wanted – this is a 30 minute booking mind you. Anyway, I went for mish, but just wasn’t feeling it on account of her attitude – I began to slide to half-mast. In an effort to spruce things up I tried to initiate a bit of dirty talk – her profile suggests she’s into it – but she looked like she’d just seen Medusa. She barely said 5 words in the entire time I was there. Sex wasn’t going to do it for me with her attitude so asked where I could cum on her, thinking I’d just wank myself off and she said her arse. The whole atmosphere of the punt made me struggle even to do this, but finally did manage to cum, but just as I was about to finish she angled her body so that I came on her upper thigh – yes that famously sexy part of the body, the upper thigh.
Cleaned myself up and fled.
Would I return?: No and no. Shame as if this girl’s service matched up to her profile I’d be a definite regular.
