Joy Temple - Edinburgh

[southern_jock]

First off this is based on two separate visits about a fortnight apart.

Second - no sexual services were on offer, so if that is what you're looking for, Edinburgh has plenty else on offer.

Saying all that, based in one of the side streets just off Leith Links, Joy Temple does offer some really nice relaxing massages from some rather lovely young ladies.   First visit I went for a two hour session and added in the 'Naturist' option which meant that both the masseuse and myself were naked.  Sorry, can't remember the name of that first girl, but she was a pretty Eastern European in her 20s.   Quite clearly made when discussing options that nothing sexual was on offer. Started off with a shower (no assistance) and then some deep breathing meditation before I was lying face down on the mattress and just over an hour of a very thorough (though fairly gentle) massage, including full body to body elements before it was time to turn over.   Probably only 40 minutes with me lying on my back but the massage was again fairly thorough - not touching of my cock though.   I did go through various points of getting semi hard until she positioned herself between my legs and lifted one over each of her thighs, leaving the back of my knees resting on them.   Nice gentle massage on my inner thighs and just below my balls meant I got hard pretty damn quickly but, as advertised, nothing was on offer - though nice hug and kisses as I left.   That was £230 - not cheap but I hadn't been out having fun since 2019 so have been fortunate to have cash spare.

All in all, paying for two hours I was there just over two and a half as the clock doesn't seem to start until the actual massage.   It was relaxing enough that I went for a second trip, this time another Eastern European cracker called 'Karma' - big butterfly tattoo on her back just in case there are name changes.   I added in the assisted shower as well and Karma was a chatty lass throughout.   Massage went a similar route, though she had a slightly different technique and I stayed hard most of the time I was lying on my back as she was a bit more my type.   £260 this time for the two hour naturist option with the shower assistance.

No happy endings but both times I did actually enjoy the massages for what they were, which is why I'm going with a positive review.   I don't know if there is a possibility of more on offer for repeat custom but as I do intend on going again (maybe the New Year though) .

Overall a positive.

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[TommyMoundfrigger]

Maybe I'm missing something but since this is a punting forum which, to my mind, usually involves some sort of sexual act, how can any meet or visit that doesn't include any be a positive?

I'm not suggesting you didn't enjoy yourself and thanks for the review.

Your choice of score but does belittle a relaxing, sensual massage with a nice unrushed HE that would score the same?

[southern_jock]

Honestly, I get the criticism and I did procrastinate about adding a review at all but figured that as I didn't see any details about this place then on here it would be useful for prospective punters to know what was (or wasn't) on offer.   And I had seen a similar review about another place in Edinburgh with a similar level of service already on here (Silk I think).

Review was positive as I did enjoy it for what it was - which is what I thought a positive review would indicate.   Would it have been better with HE or other add ons - almost certainly.   If there is anything like that on a later visit I'll put in a new review to inform, otherwise I think this one will stand as a fair review of what was on offer.

Got a London trip on soon to, hopefully, add a review or two in the escort section there (been far too long).

[myothernameis]

There a place in Glasgow, Delight Massage, with a similar set up, sensual & erotic massage, but with no sexual services or happy ending


The experience is very titillating, and there so much temptation, which you have to resist.   The females who have set up these places, know very well on what they are doing

I was at this place a few months back, for around a 2 hr booking, and my cock was almost erect for two hours, and dont know how I never came, but so much pre-cum

As for this review, would say it more worthy of a neutral review

[Massagetugga]

Useful to have the review. I’d personally feel like I was getting the piss taken out of me parting with that much cash. It’d make me feel like I was seen as a mug but that’s just my take. Everyone to their own.

[the fitter]

When you think about it, although it is expensive, you go to a Lapdancing club, which I often do in Edinburgh, you can spend a few bob there, and no HE. At least with this you are getting a naked B2B. The only other downside I see in comparison, is at the Lapdancing you can have a drink, is there anything of that nature allowed in those kind of premises.

[TomPI]

Thanks for the review it’s always  useful to know if a place is totally legit , not somewhere I would go to and spend that amount of money but we all have our own preferences so good on you and it sounds as though you had a good time
and again thanks for the review

[southern_jock]

When you think about it, although it is expensive, you go to a Lapdancing club, which I often do in Edinburgh, you can spend a few bob there, and no HE. At least with this you are getting a naked B2B. The only other downside I see in comparison, is at the Lapdancing you can have a drink, is there anything of that nature allowed in those kind of premises.

No alcohol sadly.   Water on offer and some chocolates.

[the fitter]

No alcohol sadly.   Water on offer and some chocolates.

Thanks for the info, and I am going to try it.

[the fitter]

After reading that last review, I will withdraw my last statement. Not because of the no HE, but because I was thinking a young attractive naked girl with a naked B2B and shower, but clearly that's not always on the cards, and will save my money for better things, thanks UKP.