Armani-xox - Canary Wharf

[luminovae]

AW: External Link/Members Only

Services: OWO, Protected Sex

Fee: £80 / 30 minutes

Time: October 2022

Comms:
Prompt and straight forward, responded to phone call, everything arranged in under a minute.

Location:
High rise about 5 minutes away from the Jubilee line station at Canary Wharf

Review:
This is my first review here so any criticism is greatly welcomed. As other UKP members have mentioned, the location is not discrete in the slightest, you could find yourself waiting for minutes next to a busy elevator like I did because it requires a doorkey to operate. She eventually came down and let me up to the apartment which looked clean until we reached her bedroom where it looked like it hadn't been cleaned in weeks, with an open bin filled to the brim with used condoms and wet wipes. In the punts prior to this, and since after, I have not encountered an SP who took such little effort in making the environment sanitised. The towel on the broken bed was clearly dirty and unhygienic, these things in and of themselves should've been enough of a deal breaker to walk however idiot brain persisted and I handed over the funds and got to business.   

What followed was the most unenthusiastic OWO I've ever received. No other movement bar bobbing her head up and down which effective in its own right, isn't particularly interesting. Growing bored of the OWO, I asked for penetration which involved her simply lying prone on the bed as I silently thrust. Now some people may find that arousing enough to get on with but unfortunately I couldn't and so we returned now to OW until completion.

Conclusion:
She seems like a nice person, sounds like she's from London, matches the pictures quite well on her profile but either I got her on an extremely bad day or more likely she puts the bare minimum effort possible into the job. Having a clean environment in this field should be a bare minimum.

[luminovae]

As somewhat of an aside, I'm relatively certain this AW profile: External Link/Members Only is the same SP as she has the same tattoo and was wearing the exact same dress when we met. I didn't want to include it in the body of the review as I was uncertain.

[Iloveoral]

Good review matey, thanks for the contribution shame it wasn’t a better punt
I’ve linked both profiles to the review 

[lillythesavage]

As somewhat of an aside, I'm relatively certain this AW profile: External Link/Members Only is the same SP as she has the same tattoo and was wearing the exact same dress when we met. I didn't want to include it in the body of the review as I was uncertain.

That was established long ago on another review, I did say you got get more life from a dead Skate down the road in Billingsgate  .

Not sure they were linked then, but both have negatives, surprised research did not put the OP off. 

[bigden40]

I see she’s 18 in one profile and 25 in the other.  Which is more accurate?

[lillythesavage]

I see she’s 18 in one profile and 25 in the other.  Which is more accurate?

Somewhere in between in my view but 25 could actually be an unaltered birth date on profile  , def did not feel the need to ask for ID. 

[Atrueyorkie]

Great review mate  it’s a bit grim when you see a bag of used condoms. Obviously we know that they have numerous clients but surely they clean/dispose of that area. Always a red flag and the lack of hygiene/cleanliness sounds grim.

From the read it sounds like a corpse would have more life to it then her