External Link/Members OnlyComms.....Aw then txt
Fee.............50 No blow n go
Location..... terrace house
When.......... very recent
Ive yet again pressed the punting self destruction button i had every warning about this sp and after being stuck in Haslingden on a work related issue i had two hours to kill.
I hit the green button and this was the only one to come up so i thought fuck a quick blow job no harm in that.
Made contact comms ok postcode given i was in a large vehicle so couldn't park on road so looked on Google earth and parked up on a shithole council estate looked liked east Germany full of caravans and boats looking like they were won on bullseye 30 years ago.
Down a dirt track slipped in the rain ffs could this get any worse.
Finally gets to the door knocks on door opens it was completely dark in there i mean like black out linings couldn't see fuck all door slams behind and a stern voice upstairs first on left i was beginning to feel slightly uneasy.
She followed behind me and the stairs creaked under her weight i just knew she was gonna be huge .
In the room money first she barked I'd still not had a good look at her. Every footstep i took it was like i was walking on grit the place beyond imagination filthy.
Paid the 50 quid and she puts a lamp on this is when things reallly went downhill
If you could imagine Abzorbalof with a wig and a basque that sums her up .
Her aw pics must be no joke 20 years old and 1 million calories ago 22 stone easy
I was in a mess and i knew it ....lay on the bed she shouts i sat down on the bed the quilt was beyond words dirty it was actually gritty like a dog rolls in mud and sleeps on it
Get the hell out of here by any means possible not gonna tell the excuse i gave her as that would identify me . But out of there i was never ever to return
Summary........
My own fault as i got home i was gutted I'd just lost 50 pound but looking back on it i escaped without being abzorbed.
Onto the next one.
Respect to Gerald warrmaker who did a review on the beast which she answered on her aw page i can categorically say his review is all true.
Caveman out