After getting stood up by Mariah_Mae I range around stoke and Lucy Summer picked up the phone - friendly Northern accent seemed together and up for it:
External Link/Members OnlyWorking from a well known punting hotel in Stoke.
Told her I would be there in 15/20 minutes and wanted a 15 minutes quickie at £60. All good so far.
Then while on my way she rang me asking where I was. Bit weird but ok. Arrived at the hotel, got the room number and went upto the room. She opened the door and was fit as but... off her nut. Totally and completely wrecked. As I was counting out the money she starts offering bareback for £100 extra, I looked shocked so she offered it for £50 extra, told me to extend to 30 minutes, just a total mess.
At this point I had seen enough, and I apologised and walked. She wasnt happy but I was quickly out the door, down the stairs and back in my car.
What a nightmare, best avoided.
After these two happenings, I had had and seen enough and resorted to a dignified wank!