Author Topic: EnglishSkylarParis - Incall - Nottingham  (Read 2287 times)


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Offline haggiaxxx

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So I decided to give this SP another attempt after last time when they ghosted me, on the strength of their body and youth. TLDR: Not worth it at this price, need to get their head and their act together.

Cost:
£200 p/hr InCall + £30 for Pictures

Comms
A drawn out process of dropped conversations and incomplete arrangements. Finally got through and persisted to make a booking, but even then kept me waiting till the last minute for final confirmation and room instructions. I think they are a stoner and just get off their head to the point they don't know what they are doing. TBF when they finally did confirm they sent good clear instructions, but getting there was a pain.

Location
Well known hotel near the station, easy access to rooms. Just walk-in like you own the place and head to the rooms.

Looks
Body
As AW Pics, but if you notice the more recent ones they are not exactly well posed and a bit soft focus. I think this is A) because she's not 100% headspace wise and B) To hide the Psoriasis. She's slim, young and tall with nice tits and ass, great in fact. Be aware the Psoriasis is everywhere (or was when I saw her) and you may have to mentally put this aside to not be put off- that's not their fault and it not fair to judge them for it and it wasn't an issue once we got going. BUT she wasn't exactly waxed with some leg stubble, pubic stubble. Gave the impression that hadn't prepared for the booking other than getting into their nightwear. Also slight smell but noticeable downstairs. If I gave head it would definitely have put me off. So massive points off for that.

Slight smell (and taste) of weed around her. Had a smokers cough throughout, so obviously a stoner (explains general demeanor too).

Face
Pretty and slightly built. Wore a blonde wig, either that or the dye job has seriously dried out her mane. Felt halfway to straw and not very encouraging.  Okay makeup, small facial tattoos.

Performance
The +ives: Did all the kinky stuff and positions I asked for well with good BJ, HJ. Ball sucking a bit light, but subby and enthusiastic. Nice body to play around with. Did the neck pressure thing, which I'm fine with, but not something to spring on a punter.

-ives: No DFK despite advertising! I was clean and mouthwashed up so no explanation for that. Marks off, and on top of everything else takes this down to a (generous) neutral.


Conclusion
This girl could be excellent, the Psoriasis not a factor. Hell, it just about fulfills my Cheetara fetish (ask yer Mums). But they need to get their head together. I'd say with the Taboo stuff she'd be much better off going to a munch on a Wednesday and getting into a stable supportive D/S relationship with some nice perverted old Top who's going to get her pointed in the right direction.

Girls who may be reading this, I'll let you into a secret: We don't want to be with SPs who are doing this because they've got a habit to feed, who are halfway off their heads or don't think they've got an option. We want girls who have decided to do this and are enthusiastic about it.

But also: 200 quid an hour is a lot of money. A lot of lawyers don't charge that much and we still expect them to turn up to meetings sober, immaculately presented, prepared and ready to deliver (we also expect them to respond to messages promptly and not skip out on appointments). If your heart's not in it to the point you're willing to do that, we'd rather you weren't in the game- it's bad for you, it's bad for us.

And if you are new to this, if you're still wrapping your melon around it all then go on SWARM & go on the escort forums, get the advice and learn how to be organised, you'll get a bunch of help with safety too.

Fuck. More fluff than a Black Library Novel (ask yer Dads).
« Last Edit: October 31, 2022, 09:05:41 pm by haggiaxxx »

Offline hunkybc

I guess you can't say too much about the psoriasis as she does mention that on her profile.  However I must say that she does not look like what I would class as a £200 an hour escort. I would be avoiding at that price point.

Offline Dipper

Oh no. A smell  :vomit:

I can accept the skin complaint but not the smell or price.

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Shame you didn’t have a better time. You had the same experience as me but just the opposite way around - I had a slightly disappointing experience the first time around, thought I’d give her another go to see if she had improved but got ghosted the 2nd time around. I do think she is really hot but just very disorganised and doesn’t take it seriously, which is disappointing.

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Good review matey I started reading hoping you’d mention the neck thing
That happened to me an I didn’t really know what to do, not really my thing, I let go quite quick for fear I’d be accused with rape or whatnot  :D

I must admit I’m finding most of the young girls £200/hr
It must be because people are daft enough to do it I didn’t find her of that value imo
I think I gave her £100 30 mins which really is my limit

I thought nice enough girl, I enjoyed the meet but seeing she’s back and prices have gone up I won’t be bothered about returning.

Offline Bornslippy

I swear many of these young british girls attitudes are like.... you look at me in street and would love to fuck me.....so here you are, paying to fuck me.... effort, appearance, and input, will be on my terms only!
Smelly fanny, stubble on legs etc. is not something that us punters should have to accept. Her pricing is high and unfortunately it seems that she is too.
There has been other review/s mentioning her hygiene
Real shame.

Offline robnotts69

I swear many of these young british girls attitudes are like.... you look at me in street and would love to fuck me.....so here you are, paying to fuck me.... effort, appearance, and input, will be on my terms only!
Smelly fanny, stubble on legs etc. is not something that us punters should have to accept. Her pricing is high and unfortunately it seems that she is too.
There has been other review/s mentioning her hygiene
Real shame.
I've noticed that as well. Gigi gorgeous seems to be another one. If they want to do this and earn very good money from it the least we expect is some effort
The best young girl I ever saw was Ashlie at ABC many moons ago. Absolutely stunning but effort and service was spot on too. Its a shame she doesn't give lessons