Carla - Lush escorts - Birmingham - TOFTT - Could be a decent punt if only....

[Dark Vader]

This one was alright for me as she has the archetypal body that I go for but her demeanor may not be for some.

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Location Apartment in the Jewellery Quarter central Birmingham.

Price £60 for half an hour.

Comms Usual phone up and wait in a small queue to book. Wait was a while when I turned up. Almost walked.

The Girl/Session Girl turned up in what can only be described as a sack cloth which made her look like she was pregnant. On top of that she is not a looker and her false hair was not done up. Money out the way and the garment thing came off and things started looking up. She had on the orange undies in the pictures. Nice and friendly but appeared a bit stand offish, but with that nice round phat ass and thick thighs, large areolas on a C cup breast I was going to get my rocks off regardless. Interestingly she asked me to wash my hands but never asked me to shower and just wiped my cock down with wipes before chomping on it.

Blowjob was decent with some attention being paid to the balls. She had a thing for lube even before applying a condom. She elected to jump on top first which is a good sign she wasn't lazy. She went through various versions of cowgirl, leaning forward, leaning back, knees on the bed, feet on the bed but the highlight was doggy. What an ass. When I was pumping away in missionary though, I did look down and she did look like she wasn't enjoying it. Makes no sense right, a prostitute who doesn't like being fucked. 

Ended up kneeling over her while she wanked me off all over her body. All in all a lovely girl but if she was a bit more engaging, added some kissing, for me at least this would be a top punt. May go back and see if I can get a bit more out of her.

[alibirmingham]

Thanks for the review. I wish I could say I may try her out but I’m taking a little bit of a back seat for the moment hence quiet on the forum lately.

 It glad you enjoyed. She does look good as well.

[Dark Vader]

I wish I could say I may try her out but I’m taking a little bit of a back seat for the moment hence quiet on the forum lately.

Wondered where you were. Hope everything is alright. Need you back in the field knee deep in all this wet pussy 

[alibirmingham]

Wondered where you were. Hope everything is alright. Need you back in the field knee deep in all this wet pussy 

Just a short break. I’ll be back (kinda am already lol). Tbh im just being a bit more picky with my punts now. Too much average sp’s charging over the odds. Got my eye on Alice at lush but as she’s a Rom again I’m a bit cautious.

[Dark Vader]

Alice at lush but as she’s a Rom again I’m a bit cautious.

Do it.  Thank me later.

[Beerswillin99]

Thanks DarkVader, that ass does look REALLY good! Guessing she doesn't do anal? I haven't signed up to the website but looks like services (Like OWO, DFK etc) are listed if you sign up?

[Dark Vader]

Thanks DarkVader, that ass does look REALLY good! Guessing she doesn't do anal? I haven't signed up to the website but looks like services (Like OWO, DFK etc) are listed if you sign up?

     ⇒ SERVICES
    GFE: Yes
    Oral: Yes - OWO
    Deep Throat: Yes
    CIM: No
    Receives Oral: Yes
    Kissing: Yes
    French Kissing: Yes
    COB: Yes
    Facials: No
    Rimming Giving: Yes
    Rimming Receiving: Yes
    Anal: No
    Spanking Giving: No
    Spanking Receiving: Yes
    Water Sports Giving: No
    Water Sports Receiving: No
    Foot Fetish Giving: Yes
    Foot Fetish Receiving: Yes
    Role Plays: Yes
    Uniforms: None
    Toys: None
    Massage: Yes
    Lap Dances: Yes
    Submissive Services: Yes - Limited
    Dominant services: Yes - Full
    Please Note: All services are supplied at the discretion of the girl & they are always based on you having excellent personal hygiene standards.

[alibirmingham]

Do it.  Thank me later.

Ok. Sounds like a little insider info lol. I’ll take it.

I’ll let you all know if I’m Successful and if so how it goes