Karma Massage - Kings Heath, Birmingham. TOFTT

[A_2nv]

So, seen this place whilst driving past nearly everyday as it is my commute into work route.

Thought I'd give them a call

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Lady on the phone is really instructive on what they offer. 'No sexual services' is mentioned various times.

They offer a whole load of Ayurveda massages which is a different type of massage.

It's run by South Asians so if this is your fancy then go for it

I called, booked an appointment for the same day.

Plenty of parking around, as I know the area well I knew where to go and how to get there etc..

Once in, I was guided to my room like some hotel service.

There was options. Not sure what the options relate too.

Anyway. Once in my room I was greeted by a dark skinned south Asian. Think of G5 type of women. Paid £40 for 30mins

Not much discussion - went in told take clothes off. Took clothes off. Table is nice and comfortable, went face down.

Massage is good and firm just what I needed

Excellent head massage

15 mins worked on my back, flipped over 10mins on front. No touching or anything.

Trying to give all the signals that I was ready for more, she went into the draw and bought back a glove. Whacked it on and got me up for a quickie with her leaning over the table.
Again no talk no discussion just carried on quite robotic.

Anyway this was included with no extras. I did just want a HE but I got a full whack instead. I haven't been since but will go again to see if this is the case with the other girls.
 
Very pleasing massage. So will definitely go again even if it's just for the massage.

[bonham]

Thanks for the review A 2nv
Was towels used how long ago was it did you get a name Thanks

[Jake.mackie]

So you banged her over the couch for £40 all in?   Fucking well done!

[A_2nv]

Thanks for the review A 2nv
Was towels used how long ago was it did you get a name Thanks

Yeah some hanky panky towels. Nothing like Egyptian cotton      
After she cleans u up she just throws it in the corner with the others
Didn't get a name and it was 6th October to be precise.

[A_2nv]

So you banged her over the couch for £40 all in?   Fucking well done!

Yeah all in £40.

You get a really hard/firm massage one of them that leaves u aching after

Plus a no talk interaction for 30 mins. Real robotism. Not really a looker either 3/10 at best.

Needed to release so I'll take whatever! 

[Night king]

Wow good price, service 

[garfield]

Sounds almost too good to be true 

[shed]

Sounds almost too good to be true

Second that. Place looks high class as is their web site. With the list of services and courses (if real) they are offering one would expect them to be extremely careful in offering any extras. Particularly FS . Seeing is believing in this case. So into the HL it goes. An sure others will visit and verify if they get similar offerings. When I visit anywhere I always try to get a name. Helps enormously.

[bonham]

Second that. Place looks high class as is their web site. With the list of services and courses (if real) they are offering one would expect them to be extremely careful in offering any extras. Particularly FS . Seeing is believing in this case. So into the HL it goes. An sure others will visit and verify if they get similar offerings. When I visit anywhere I always try to get a name. Helps enormously.

May give the place a go tomorrow. Not expecting more than  a good massage hopefully I don't get the same girl if she's a 3 out off 10, won't know with no name unless she bends over the table   

[A_2nv]

Second that. Place looks high class as is their web site. With the list of services and courses (if real) they are offering one would expect them to be extremely careful in offering any extras. Particularly FS . Seeing is believing in this case. So into the HL it goes. An sure others will visit and verify if they get similar offerings. When I visit anywhere I always try to get a name. Helps enormously.

I didn't expect anything extra as rightly mentioned how professional this place is. I just come across a post in the massage section that tells about this Ayurveda massage centre in Erdington I think? I have a sneaky suspicion it's the same group of people...

Of course I cannot verify this as I didn't go to that centre.

But yeah. Tail between my legs when I arrived, tail left well groomed when left. Again it's a taste thing. Most likely a more amount of punters here wouldn't bother. Going off that Ayurveda centre reviews!

[watsey]

I had a massage from Erika in South Birmingham a few years ago which included Ayurveda stile of massage. I found it very sensual.

[bonham]

What size and age was this girl

[chipandwing]

I think this review is a wind up as I have just called and what it sounded like was an old posh English guy who I spoke to on the phone, this place is legit and a guy called Rob is the therapist. Don't waste your time

[A_2nv]

I think this review is a wind up as I have just called and what it sounded like was an old posh English guy who I spoke to on the phone, this place is legit and a guy called Rob is the therapist. Don't waste your time

Oh yes. You will be surprised when you realise Rob isn't who you had in your head with the voice he portrays.

Look I'm not sensationalisng. I'm just reviewing my experience

I don't owe these guys anything not do they me. I can happily sit back and continue to leech

[bonham]

I phoned for a apintment want a deposit

[P.O.G]

Lads don't waste your time. Legit, my appointment was with Rob. I kept my tracksuit on. Definitely a windup

[bonham]

Lads don't waste your time. Legit, my appointment was with Rob. I kept my tracksuit on. Definitely a windup

Your massage was done by a man.was there eny ladies there that you seen. Has when I phoned yesterday a woman answered but had no apintments left today it was a man who answered the phone

[bonham]

Omg just phoned them to see who's doing the massage it's a man. She said only men do massage for men and women do massage for women always. so cancel my apintment  thanks p.o.g got me out of a bad one there has when I seen your quote I phoned
And women never do massage on men.
Is this why there was no name as would be easy to check by booking the girl who he seen

[Andywb]

15 mins worked on my back, flipped over 10mins on front. No touching or anything.

Trying to give all the signals that I was ready for more, she went into the draw and bought back a glove. Whacked it on and got me up for a quickie with her leaning over the table.
Again no talk no discussion just carried on quite robotic.

This seems a highly unlikely turn of events. F****d you with no discussion...   what signals were you giving out exactly ?

[catweazle]

This seems a highly unlikely turn of events. F****d you with no discussion...   what signals were you giving out exactly ?

+1. Decidedly unlikely,  given what others are saying.

[bonham]

Well if it was a windup it worked has p.o.g wasted money on a apintment I ended up wasting 2 days when I could booked else where .
But the lady saying definitely no lady's massage men makes it 99% a windup

[P.O.G]

Absolute pisstake, waste of money, waste of time. I'm fuming beyond belief. No female therapists work there, only male. £40 for the hour. Good enough sports massage. Delivered by Rob. The guy who left the review is a liar. An Indian lady works on the desk to take payments and answer the phone. Nothing more.

[Nippleman]

Why do they bother winding us up!

[Night king]

So all his reviews can't be trusted,

 ...

Seemed too good to be true as people have said,

[inbruges]

Maybe he got played by a male masseur 

[Tantric_mat]

I’m calling bullshit

Ignoring that Rob is the therapist, stuff like this just does not happen. No massage therapist has ever thought “I’ll just let this complete stranger fuck me for free (it’s a good job I had those condoms handy just in case)”

This guys a complete fantasist, watching too many pornos!

[Dark Vader]

Oh yes. You will be surprised when you realise Rob isn't who you had in your head with the voice he portrays.

Op seems to know Rob but no mention of him in his review.

I can happily sit back and continue to leech

Sure you can but nobody likes leeches on here! Dude you at least owe POG an apology.

[southern boy]

If you looked at his posts last year you would have seen he was odd he didn't feel he had to review