House Of Divine - Nicole (Plastic doll - service and looks deflated)

[Dead_Pool]

I saw Nicole when she first appeared over here in late 2020. My type on certain occasions, pornstar perfect body. bubble butt, and 1000 cc fakes up front, facially not amazing but still thought was fit. I reviewed positive as enjoyed it more for the looks but the service was just ok. I saw again a cpl more times after, but the service was going below par. No real engagement or interest on her part to make it anything other than a pump and dump.

Anyway, shes been away a long time so thought would try again. Comms no problem with HOD, A phone call on day to advise availabity, agreed time and length and then rest confirmed all via text.

This time was really quite terrible. Her appearance has deteriorated quite a bit. Her tits are even bigger, had them done again. No complaints there. They feel ok and look really great if you are into large fakes. Was wearing tape underneath her tits, I presume to hid the scars of surgery. However, the rest of her body is not as good as it was. She's still very petite but was not the tight gym toned body that was before. Facially not great skin.

However, that was all fine really she still looked all the the way a blow up doll type I wanted. The service was just crap. no other way to say it. Uninterested, zero engagement. Her English is bad, few words here and there. I wasnt there for a conversation so not a big deal. Its clothes off immediately, but no kissing at all, turned head when even attempted a peck. The blowjob was ok, some face fucking not that deep but was good enough. Pussy did not smell fresh, didnt hang aroung there long. Wasn't comfortable on top as she was riding with very little effort. Turned over and I may have well been pounding the mattress the interest I received back. Had her head turned to the side most of the time looking away with a few small moans. I'm no fat ogre so this was especially annoying. No attempt to even fain an interest in providing a client a good time. Others have commented on her very poor service and I've overlooked it previously because I like the fake plastic look and theres precious few providers about in that kind of bimbo mold. However, not this time. She was a pump and dump. Now its just dump. I finished up and left a bit before the hour. She's seemingly on the books every single day between HOD and Annabellas MK. So maybe it's little wonder service is so appalling if she's working that kind of schedule, constant drive through pussy.


Won't see her again.

1hr incall £150.00 (wasted)

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[MysteryManNo.7]

I am genuinely curious how she manages to go about her day with those utterly ridiculous fake tits. It cannot be at all practical to do anything.

AFAIK she tends to turn up for say a month, work every day non-stop and then will disappear off for months and then presumably return once the money runs dry. She's not the only WG at HOD to do this.

[Trex]

Thanks for the review, I almost got to see her back in 2020 but because of work I couldn’t see her and then she buggered off to a different country.

I did saw her recent pictures of her, boobs got silly big now and I decided not to see her.

Very expensive pump and dump for someone who doesn’t speak English and was uninterested to put on a show for you. Yeah just brush it off and move on to the next whore 

[Hugeboobslover]

Deadpool, bloody irritating she can’t put more effort into it!

I have seen her 5-6 times during her visits to the UK the last couple of years. Only booked her for 30 min sesh the last few times. It works for me then! Fuck somebody hard with those incredible blown up monster tits, then shoot my load and move on. Fuck done!

HBL

[Dead_Pool]

I am genuinely curious how she manages to go about her day with those utterly ridiculous fake tits. It cannot be at all practical to do anything.

AFAIK she tends to turn up for say a month, work every day non-stop and then will disappear off for months and then presumably return once the money runs dry. She's not the only WG at HOD to do this.

Its deffo not practical. I've chatted to a number online on another forum and met quite a few of these huge fake tit girls as escorts. You won't see them parading in next to nothing unless its a photoshoot opportunity. They mostly want to remain annon day to day and avoid stares and so wear massive oversize sweatshirts and coats. I do know tho that all of them say its a nightmare to sleep, even on their side it can be uncomfortable. one girl said she cant watch TV unless shes basically upright as they block the screen. lol.

[Dead_Pool]

Deadpool, bloody irritating she can’t put more effort into it!

I have seen her 5-6 times during her visits to the UK the last couple of years. Only booked her for 30 min sesh the last few times. It works for me then! Fuck somebody hard with those incredible blown up monster tits, then shoot my load and move on. Fuck done!

HBL

I get your point HBL. 30 mins to scratch the itch if you are into these girls. But theres putting more effort into it and then no effort at all and unfortunatley she's the latter. These type girls are few and far between as more and more seem interested in increasing ass sizes these days than tits. I like both tbh. But girls over the 800cc to 1000cc range are pretty non existent in the UK. Nicole could be a premium if she made any effort at all. But working for an agency like this which is essentially a brothel operation not a proper agency tells its own story. This is a conveyor belt system where I've certainly found its all about quantity through the door not quality. I think she did advertise independent for a while on AW at £300 ph earlier in year and was on books of a normal agency (cant recall which one) at the same rate, but that clearly did not go well or else would have stuck to that for more money and less clients. So going back to HOD and anabellas MK was prob only option as girls are more likely to get some punter traffic even if they are poor providers.

[MysteryManNo.7]

Its deffo not practical. I've chatted to a number online on another forum and met quite a few of these huge fake tit girls as escorts. You won't see them parading in next to nothing unless its a photoshoot opportunity. They mostly want to remain annon day to day and avoid stares and so wear massive oversize sweatshirts and coats. I do know tho that all of them say its a nightmare to sleep, even on their side it can be uncomfortable. one girl said she cant watch TV unless shes basically upright as they block the screen. lol.

  How the fuck can Nicole or any woman like her remain anonymous. She has two orbs strapped to her chest so large they have their own atmospheres and gravitational pull.

[Dead_Pool]

How the fuck can Nicole or any woman like her remain anonymous. She has two orbs strapped to her chest so large they have their own atmospheres and gravitational pull.

haha true, very true. I follow a few on socials and to be fair unless its a promo thing there always wandering around in sweat pants and oversized hoodies. But unless your blind theres nothing that will disguise the globes to extent of not being noticed.