The problem I have with Condoms

[Doc Holliday]

Wow.

Neither the volume of ejaculate nor the force it is expelled, will cause a condom to burst/break. If it did it would be a very poor method of contraception.

[Doc Holliday]

Fluid will always take the line of least resistance so of course it will fill any voids around the shaft first. If the condom is fully sealed and there's any more to cum (so to speak) it's then perfectly capable of expanding to accommodate it.

Correct.

[whiskyfan]

Wow.

Neither the volume of ejaculate nor the force it is expelled, will cause a condom to burst/break. If it did it would be a very poor method of contraception.

Exactly and it's amusing to watch those who don't appear to believe this.

[MysteryManNo.7]

Wow.

Neither the volume of ejaculate nor the force it is expelled, will cause a condom to burst/break. If it did it would be a very poor method of contraception.

It can, does and has. There is a reason getting the correct size and correctly applying the condom is so important.

From the Durex site itself: External Link/Members Only under section 5. 'It’s important to leave some room at the tip, otherwise you could create a balloon effect after ejaculation and the condom might break.'

Same thing is mentioned here: External Link/Members Only 'By pinching the end you leave room for your ejaculation. Some men are like geysers while other men are like small tributaries. If you have not left room for your swimmers, a very robust ejaculation can send them out the end of the condom and let them dive into their favourite swimming pool'.

You two are a danger to women and yourselves.

[king tarzan]

They need extra large ones for my king cobra
Large ones just don't fit

Yahooooooo

[FiveKnuckles]

Correct.

don't encourage him 

put a condom on and start pissing into it.  you either overcome the pressure (resistance) and keep pissing or you stop. 

[Doc Holliday]

don't encourage him 

put a condom on and start pissing into it.  you either overcome the pressure (resistance) and keep pissing or you stop.

Like this you mean? External Link/Members Only

Doesn't appear to have burst? Notice how the ejaculate overcomes the pressure of the urine also.

[whiskyfan]

You two are a danger to women and yourselves.

I've had one single solitary condom failure down the years, due to residual oil from the initial massage. She didn't realise the risk and I forgot to ask her which type of oil she'd used, assuming it would be a safe one. Lesson learnt for both of us. You admit to multiple and apparently ongoing issues with condoms breaking, so who's the danger?

[Doc Holliday]

You two are a danger to women and yourselves.

  And yet you are the one with the above average history of broken condoms?

When you attended the clinic to get checked did you suggest you thought it may be due to you being a 'massive cummer'? What did they say?

[FiveKnuckles]

Like this you mean? External Link/Members Only

Doesn't appear to have burst? Notice how the ejaculate overcomes the pressure of the urine also.

you missed the point of the thread.  during the filling process in that video, the guy would feel back pressure and he fought through it and continued to piss.   Imagine having an enclosure (pussy) and try doing that.

The guys are saying it's uncomfortable and they needed to stop.   This is sex we're talking about,  not playground theory.

[MysteryManNo.7]

I've had one single solitary condom failure down the years, due to residual oil from the initial massage. She didn't realise the risk and I forgot to ask her which type of oil she'd used, assuming it would be a safe one. Lesson learnt for both of us. You admit to multiple and apparently ongoing issues with condoms breaking, so who's the danger?

No, I have stated clearly that regular condoms break hence I always use my own supplied ones and since switching have not had any breakages.

Meanwhile you have made the false and dangerous claim that ejaculate could not cause a condom to break. I've been trying to encourage the men of this forum to properly size themselves for correctly fitting condoms both for their health and their partners.

Please do not try to lie about what I have said especially as you can see all that I have written in black and white.

[MysteryManNo.7]

  And yet you are the one with the above average history of broken condoms?

When you attended the clinic to get checked did you suggest you thought it may be due to you being a 'massive cummer'? What did they say?

  Do you two only have one braincell that you have to share? I've stated quite clearly that my issues with breakages occurred with regular, ill-fitting condoms and since finding condoms that fit me correctly I have had no breakages.

Also never said my breakages had been caused by my ejaculating more than average but did post links showing that it is possible. Please keep trying to lie and misrepresent what I have actually posted in black and white, it's all very amusing if worrying how dangerously stupid you two are.

[MysteryManNo.7]

Like this you mean? External Link/Members Only

Doesn't appear to have burst? Notice how the ejaculate overcomes the pressure of the urine also.

False equivalence. It's not in an enclosed space i.e. inside a vagina and has not been subjected to the stresses that a condom would be i.e. the thrusting in and out of aforementioned vagina.

[daviemac]

Do you two only have one braincell that you have to share? I've stated quite clearly that my issues with breakages occurred with regular, ill-fitting condoms and since finding condoms that fit me correctly I have had no breakages.

Also never said my breakages had been caused by my ejaculating more than average but did post links showing that it is possible. Please keep trying to lie and misrepresent what I have actually posted in black and white, it's all very amusing if worrying how dangerously stupid you two are.

I think you need to calm yourself down a bit you are resorting to an awful lot of name calling on this thread.

You stated that ejaculation can cause a condom to break and that is simply not true, breakages occur due to them being incorrectly fitted or not fitting correctly.

[gbyld87]

I've bust a fair few condoms in the past, but always when too small or tight.  Get the right fitting ones and never have an issue.

[MysteryManNo.7]

I think you need to calm yourself down a bit you are resorting to an awful lot of name calling on this thread.

You stated that ejaculation can cause a condom to break and that is simply not true, breakages occur due to them being incorrectly fitted or not fitting correctly.

Fair enough on the first point but you're factually wrong on the second as my previously posted links will show.

[Doc Holliday]

The guys are saying it's uncomfortable and they needed to stop.   

I'm impressed that they can stop their ejaculations once they have started, because of feeling some minor discomfort? 

The ultimate reality is that nothing compares to the feel of not wearing a condom and a compromise is necessary.

The thread contains good advice about the importance of using the right sized condoms applied in the correct way including allowing space at the tip, but to suggest that ejaculate itself will cause a condom to break is simply incorrect hence my post 

[MysteryManNo.7]

I'm impressed that they can stop your ejaculations once they have started, because of feeling some minor discomfort? 

The ultimate reality is that nothing compares to the feel of not wearing a condom and a compromise is necessary.

The thread contains good advice about the importance of using the right sized condoms applied in the correct way including allowing space at the tip, but to suggest that ejaculate itself will cause a condom to break is simply incorrect hence my post

It's not but you're free to keep lying 

[whiskyfan]

No, I have stated clearly that regular condoms break hence I always use my own supplied ones and since switching have not had any breakages.

Meanwhile you have made the false and dangerous claim that ejaculate could not cause a condom to break. I've been trying to encourage the men of this forum to properly size themselves for correctly fitting condoms both for their health and their partners.

Please do not try to lie about what I have said especially as you can see all that I have written in black and white.

It would appear that you missed my use of the word "apparently" just as I didn't see your post stating you'd fixed the problem.

[daviemac]

Fair enough on the first point but you're factually wrong on the second as my previously posted links will show.

I am not wrong read what's in the link that you posted.

5. The condom wasn’t put on correctly
A condom won’t be effective if it hasn’t been put on the right way. Taking your time to put on a condom properly is essential to help reduce any tears or slippages. And, it’s not a good idea to put a condom on in the dark - you need to be able to see what you’re working with.

To put a condom on correctly, start by squeezing the tip with the forefinger and thumb of one hand so there’s no air trapped inside and then roll down gently with your other hand. It’s important to leave some room at the tip, otherwise you could create a balloon effect after ejaculation and the condom might break.

It's the fact that the condom is not fitted correctly that is the issue not the ejaculation. Ejaculation by it's self cannot break a condom.

[Strawberry]

I think you need to calm yourself down a bit you are resorting to an awful lot of name calling on this thread.

You stated that ejaculation can cause a condom to break and that is simply not true, breakages occur due to them being incorrectly fitted or not fitting correctly.

Insufficient lube, porn star bouncing (exit then reentry on every stroke), continuous vigorous intercourse interspersed with hand or oral without changing condom, in my experience are also usually also contributory factors, most breaks I've experienced if not all have been prior to the aka evacuating with at least two of these factors present.

[MysteryManNo.7]

I am not wrong read what's in the link that you posted.

It's the fact that the condom is not fitted correctly that is the issue not the ejaculation. Ejaculation by it's self cannot break a condom.

This is what I've been saying in my previous posts on this very topic. I agree completely that with a properly fitted condom that has been put on correctly ejaculation alone will not cause a condom to break.

I am and have been talking about situations whereby a condom that is too small and/or has not been applied correctly could potentially be caused to break owing to a larger than average or even average ejaculation.   

From my previous posts on this very subject:

'There is a reason getting the correct size and correctly applying the condom is so important'.

and

'if a condom is too tight girth wise and has not enough room at the end you effectively create a seal and ejaculating could cause a breakage'.

[MysteryManNo.7]

Insufficient lube, porn star bouncing (exit then reentry on every stroke), continuous vigorous intercourse interspersed with hand or oral without changing condom, in my experience are also usually also contributory factors, most breaks I've experienced if not all have been prior to the aka evacuating with at least two of these factors present.

Same in my experience as a punter. Breakages were caused due to condoms being too small and were caused prior to ejaculation however not saying it's not possible for ejaculation to be effectively the 'straw that broke the camel's back' if the condom is also too small and not put on correctly.

[daviemac]

This is what I've been saying in my previous posts on this very topic. I agree completely that with a properly fitted condom that has been put on correctly ejaculation alone will not cause a condom to break.

I am and have been talking about situations whereby a condom that is too small and/or has not been applied correctly could potentially be caused to break owing to a larger than average or even average ejaculation.   

From my previous posts on this very subject:

'There is a reason getting the correct size and correctly applying the condom is so important'.

and

'if a condom is too tight girth wise and has not enough room at the end you effectively create a seal and ejaculating could cause a breakage'.

FFS you were the one who said ejaculation can break a condom, then stated verbally abusing everyone who said you were wrong.

and ejaculating could cause a breakage.

[whiskyfan]

This is what I've been saying in my previous posts on this very topic. I agree completely that with a properly fitted condom that has been put on correctly ejaculation alone will not cause a condom to break.

I am and have been talking about situations whereby a condom that is too small and/or has not been applied correctly could potentially be caused to break owing to a larger than average or even average ejaculation.   

From my previous posts on this very subject:

'There is a reason getting the correct size and correctly applying the condom is so important'.





and

'if a condom is too tight girth wise and has not enough room at the end you effectively create a seal and ejaculating could cause a breakage'.

If you'd now be so kind as to retract what you said below as I've assumed throughout this thread that the condom would be fitted correctly.

No, I have stated clearly that regular condoms break hence I always use my own supplied ones and since switching have not had any breakages.

Meanwhile you have made the false and dangerous claim that ejaculate could not cause a condom to break. I've been trying to encourage the men of this forum to properly size themselves for correctly fitting condoms both for their health and their partners.

Please do not try to lie about what I have said especially as you can see all that I have written in black and white.

[MysteryManNo.7]

FFS you were the one who said ejaculation can break a condom, then stated verbally abusing everyone who said you were wrong.

Yes I did and I said so on the basis that in combination with an incorrectly fitted and applied condom that it could as I highlighted in my previous replies.

[daviemac]

Insufficient lube, porn star bouncing (exit then reentry on every stroke), continuous vigorous intercourse interspersed with hand or oral without changing condom, in my experience are also usually also contributory factors, most breaks I've experienced if not all have been prior to the aka evacuating with at least two of these factors present.

That's what we've been trying to say, I've seen condoms blown up as balloons, but over people's heads and the like all without breaking so it would have to some bullet like ejaculation for that to break one.

In my experience thrusting while ejaculation tended to push the sperm down the sides a bit, it didn't all stop in the teat.

[Doc Holliday]

Yes I did and I said so on the basis that in combination with an incorrectly fitted and applied condom that it could as I highlighted in my previous replies.

But that doesn't tally with what you said to me here? https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=358761.msg3696754#msg3696754

I said ejaculate in itself cannot cause a condom to break and you said that was incorrect and called me a liar?

[daviemac]

Yes I did and I said so on the basis that in combination with an incorrectly fitted and applied condom that it could as I highlighted in my previous replies.

Yeah after you started backtracking. Now stop abusing other members just because they are correcting you.

[MysteryManNo.7]

But that doesn't tally with what you said to me here? https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=358761.msg3696754#msg3696754

I said ejaculate in itself cannot cause a condom to break and you said that was incorrect and called me a liar?

Fair enough, in that case I didn't read it properly and I see we are in agreement. I apologise for calling you a liar

[Doc Holliday]

Fair enough, in that case I didn't read it properly and I see we are in agreement. I apologise for calling you a liar

Accepted. FYI I also have at least six brain cells at the last count and not one  That may be five by next week though?
 

[tp69]

Do you two only have one braincell that you have to share?

worrying how dangerously stupid you two are.

A person can be wrong (he wasn't), and still be intelligent. A comment such as above undermines your argument, especially when it's directed at someone that most readers already know doesn't fit the description.

[Cum_again]

Newton’s third law isn’t it?

Every reaction has an equal and opposite reaction.  So, when the old japs eye tries to force the spunk out, the condom applies on force back on it.

Some seeming to claim that the condom does/doesn’t stretch. Well it will stretch because it’s elastic, and that’s what is applying the force to my baby batter. The more cum, the more stretch so the more force it applies back.

I have no issue with condoms whilst I’m thrusting away or being ridden… it’s just at the point of ejaculation where they ruin my fun.  As has been said before, easiest solution is to come elsewhere

But I just wanted to know if there was another way round it….  I think the fe icon is the answer, but frankly they terrify me!  And I don’t think I’ve ever only met one girl who had them…. That’s the trouble with fucking hundreds of working girls… you forget which one did what!

[JontyR]

as someone who has had regular condoms break on me multiple times

I'm always amazed when I read this. I've never had a johnny break on me ever. 

On a separate note, I once purchased a novelty condom from a machine. It was a lucky dip of sorts with various styles. There was one from the pictures on the machine though seemed to have a open hand as a teat. Maybe the OP could track one of these down. 

[Cum_again]

I'm always amazed when I read this. I've never had a johnny break on me ever. 

On a separate note, I once purchased a novelty condom from a machine. It was a lucky dip of sorts with various styles. There was one from the pictures on the machine though seemed to have a open hand as a teat. Maybe the OP could track one of these down.

I’ve only ever had one break on me…
Surmised really considering most girls won’t let you put them on, and 95% have fuck all idea how to put them on properly!
On the hand, I think I’d rather just go for a bit of fisting…. Those novelty ones often smell funny…

[JustaPunter]

Use a female condom.

They also have the advantage of feeling as close to going without as possible whilst staying safe.

And because they are larger there is no way your swimmers aren’t going to have enough room

There are several different brands available on Amazon

[jimbobted]

I’ve only ever had one break on me…
Surmised really considering most girls won’t let you put them on, and 95% have fuck all idea how to put them on properly!
On the hand, I think I’d rather just go for a bit of fisting…. Those novelty ones often smell funny…

Same. The number of WGs who use the stretch and snap technique is astonishing. Particularly when they do it for OW and I've only got a semi, I'm always a bit worried in those circumstances and usually find a reason to change it pronto.

I've only had one breakage, that was done weird brand that felt and sounded a bit "crinkly" and was very thin. Enjoyed a prolonged pounding and decided to CIF. Which was lucky because there was just a ring of rubber round the base of my cock when I pulled out. Was all OK though, tested and no issues, fortunately.

The only other issue I've had is a WG supplied condom that was so tight it squeezed the life out of my cock. My glans was white when I pulled out to change positions. On the positive side it had a numbing effect so I went for about twice as long as usual 

[whiskyfan]

Same. The number of WGs who use the stretch and snap technique is astonishing. Particularly when they do it for OW and I've only got a semi, I'm always a bit worried in those circumstances and usually find a reason to change it pronto.

I've only had one breakage, that was done weird brand that felt and sounded a bit "crinkly" and was very thin. Enjoyed a prolonged pounding and decided to CIF. Which was lucky because there was just a ring of rubber round the base of my cock when I pulled out. Was all OK though, tested and no issues, fortunately.

The only other issue I've had is a WG supplied condom that was so tight it squeezed the life out of my cock. My glans was white when I pulled out to change positions. On the positive side it had a numbing effect so I went for about twice as long as usual 

A few years ago the stretch over technique seemed very prevelant amongst escorts. Encountering it less now but then I'm punting less as well. Still it shows that condoms are designed to take a degree of stretch and "abuse" without failing and, manufacturing defects aside, you generally have to work bloody hard or do something daft to have a condom break in normal use. Makes you wonder how people manage to have multiple failures.