External Link/Members OnlyI wish I had read Mathssam's review - she was bloody awful.
I'm not going to go into too much detail as it was really a non event.
Comms were good, although she is a little passive aggressive - I reckon she gets a lot of no shows (lucky them!).
Arrived to a short, stumpy mid-50s lady who seemed in a bad mood. Went to bathroom to clean up - proper scrub of the mister and off we go. Now here's where it gets worst - she did the old wet wipe scrub on him too - fair enough I thought; however, out them comes a bottle of anti-bac which before I know it my cock is covered in - initially I though it may have been lube - the stinging sensation told me otherwise.
The event - I wanted a suck and fuck.
Suck - atrocious - think it was in her mouth for about 5 seconds - not a surprise as she wouldn't stop talking. On to a bit of RO (not sure why I bothered, it was clean, but let's say a very aged pussy!). The fuck - she took a pounding - at last a plus, but still wouldn't stop talking - clearly not doing it for her! I wanted her on top, she was very reluctant but did, was unenergetic and my mister wasn't enjoying.
Off with the rubber and cum over tits - not before a 2 minute lecture on where my cum was allowed to go.
Why didn't I just walk - I like a mature WG and thought what's the worst that can happen for 40 sheets in 15 minutes. Left with huge underwhelm, but lessons learned.
Any recommendations for a decent mature punt?
Have a nice day all.
