So I recently saw Francesca.
External Link/Members OnlyPrice agreed with the agency £250/90 minutes as per her profile at the time.
Price actually paid £200/60 minutes.
Location about 5 minutes walk from Gloucester Road tube. I've been to this area a few times for punts. It's quiet regardless of time of day.
If you're driving then restrictions on parking in bays until 10pm weekdays, 1:30pm Saturdays, Sunday no restrictions.
The building she lives in is nice however on arrival over the intercom she informed me the lift didn't work. She lives on the 5th floor. So I endure a fucking hike up a glass staircase on the outside of the building. The steps are steep and a lot of the lights didn't work.
Francesca upon arrival she greeted me with a smile, dressed in a black one piece lingerie set. Her hair was pulled tightly back (a Croydon facelift, I believe it's called). Usual photoshopping on her profile, but she is pretty. Nice and slim, fake tits but they had been done well and looked natural. She reminded me facially, of 90s pornstar Judith Fox.
the meet: part 1 I was shown into a clean 2 bed apartment she shares with Sia (who I heard, but did not see). In the bedroom I asked for a glass of water. Francesca went off to get it and so I counted out her money. Upon her return she counted the money.
"You're £50 short. It is £300 for 90"
"No, not according to your profile or according to the agency"
I show her my phone with the agency text.
"Well they are wrong. Here's £50, you can see me for an hour"
I didn't argue but made sure she could see I wasn't happy. When this has happened before the price quoted has been honoured and then the profile was amended, not in this case.
the meet: part 2 we started off with a massage. I rolled my eyes but Francesca wasn't going to budge when I suggested more intimacy. The massage was shit. She fucked about with the oil for an age. Of course she disappeared at the end of the massage to wash her hands.
Onto a blowjob (covered). It was ok without being spectacular. No kissing.
Onto sex. Cowgirl (just over a minute "I'm tired" she said). Doggystyle (she took a good pounding), missionary (to quote Jimmy Carr, it felt like I was "throwing a sausage up an alleyway"). I was nowhere near coming so finished off wanking off over her tits.
Offered a shower which I took.
Getting dressed I heard all about her boyfriend, the bar her and Sia were going to, the dress she was going to wear.....
On the way out she said "pay £300 next time and I'll give you a great massage".
"Next time if I pay £300 I want services as advertised" I said.
verdict total horseshit. The price, lack of advertised services, lack of effort. Ironically, the only positive was Francesca saved me £50.
No, I won't return.
Francesca is also known by the name Medea. Interestingly she is blacklisted by Diva escorts (that will be for commission issues not utter shit service issues)
