Author Topic: Jade GEA Glasgow  (Read 3562 times)

Offline Problem Child

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30 min incall £80- now £100

This was a cracking booking.

Comms perfect as per, booking set up with a coupla texts.

Usual venue. I like the location, but on this occasion there was no hot water. On subsequent visits to the flat, there was a missing shower head (who fucking steals a shower head out of a brothel?  :lol: )that took weeks to get sorted and last time I visited there was no shower gel?!  :unknown:

Anyways Jade’s a wee belter.
Pics are a good representation, stats seem about right (with possibly the usual addition of vat to her age)
She was smaller than I was expecting from her pics, not too sure why given her height is on her page. Not a bad thing at all, being so small makes her easier to pick up..she’s got a cracking body on her- tremendous arse, great  tits and a nice pussy. Facially I thought she was attractive. Hygiene spot on.
Good laugh too, she’s friendly , welcoming  and had me feeling comfortable and at ease from pretty much the moment she opened the door. She was also v engaging throughout with lots of eye contact etc

Services were-excellent full on dfk from the off and throughout, pretty good owo, ro with a bit of fingering- v responsive  :D ,  energetic fucking all over the bed and round the room -mish, dog, pb,cg, rcg, standing in front of the mirror etc, bit of dirty talk..
The fucking was brilliant, as I said in clattys review, she’s got a bit of an edge to her during this  which is right up my street. Her cg especially is superb, rides yer dick like a stolen car..beep beep!!

In case anyone’s wondering.
Leg shaking? - yup
Histrionics?- yup, but that’s enough about me, she seemed pretty into it too…

So overall, an extremely enjoyable booking. Loadsa fun, she delivers a natural feeling, dirty gfe.
Been back since and will def visit again.  :hi:







« Last Edit: October 20, 2022, 11:29:54 pm by Problem Child »

Offline Max121

Great review - I have been with her as well and your review will mirror mine once I get round to putting it up .
She is indeed a great ride and totally up for it 👌🏻

Offline Glesgaboy

Great review PC  :thumbsup:
Your “stolen car analogy “ made me chortle my ass off.
And it’s accurate too.

I must book Jade again - she’s been away for a while but now back on the schedule.
Maybe next week 🤔 :hi:

Offline Jock D

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Entertaining review PC :hi:

She was next on my GEA hotlist...then they put the prices up :(

Offline Problem Child

For me she’s still easily worth paying the 100 for a 30, but others may disagree.

I’d love to take credit for the stolen car simile, but have to admit, I’ve shamelessly stolen it from one of the great poets of our time..
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Although if you’re gonna steal from someone, steal from the best 😂

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See tbh who gives a fuck... Pay the money or don't pay the money... Prices ain't going to be coming down anytime soon!  :(

Offline Glasgow28

See tbh who gives a fuck... Pay the money or don't pay the money... Prices ain't going to be coming down anytime soon!  :(

Is there any need to be so aggressive in your posts.

Anyway she sounds great

Offline Glesgaboy

+1
No fuckin need for Clatty’s aggression at a’!!

Mon Clatty. Chill dude.

And yer right bud.  Jade is a great wee fuckin punt.

Fuckin End Of  :music:
« Last Edit: October 23, 2022, 10:17:29 pm by Glesgaboy »