After a good 7-8 years of partaking in this hobby/habit it has gradually become more and more of a distraction from real life and a drain on my finances. Lately I’ve come to the conclusion that it’s time I had an extended period of abstinence to sort my shit out and devote my attention to the people and things that really matter to me…
… That said I had a couple of days in which I got the rare opportunity to go AWOL and I decided to arrange myself a bloody good send off!
COMMS
All done over the phone with the venue owner. Quick and easy. No bother whatsoever. Got an appointment within the hour.
VENUE
Well known and well reviewed venue. Just a terraced house near Meersbrook Park. Bit dated but always clean and more than fit for purpose. The two ladies that run it are alway welcoming and friendly.
They tend to cater for a mature audience and have a rota of regular ladies that are of a comparable age. They do tend to have a token younger option or two on the rota, which I always tend to check out as the pricing is very good and if they end up being decent I have tended to visit them fairly often whilst they’re working there.
The last couple I’ve seen haven’t been amazing though unfortunately. One of them I reviewed and the other was taken off the rota before I got chance to review… can’t remember her name for the life of me!
The turnover of the ‘younger’ options is pretty high. Not sure why this is but they don’t tend to stick around very long. The standout ones over the years have been Jo (not that young, 40s?), Priya and Laura.
There was one more that was exceptional but she left pretty quickly. Can’t remember the name she went by at Classic but I did manage to track her down at another Sheffield agency. Saw her a few times and did a review. She was cracking! Has since left the other agency and no ideas where she’s gone.
GIRL
Photos on the website looked promising. Managed to track her down on AW (
External Link/Members Only ), couple of red reviews on here but mainly for no no shows so as there was little option for her to ghost me given that I’d booked via the venue I thought I’d give her a go.
Age states 40 on the website. Could be true but I’d probably add the obligatory 5 years.
She’s Asian or mixed race and has quite a well spoken British accent. I’d say Northampton or below. Facially she’s quite attractive. Body is ok but a fair amount of loose body fat around the stomach that isn’t shown on the photos. Other than that she’s fairly slim with decent C cup tits.
She came across as quite friendly if not a little business like. Friendly but not warm, if that makes sense.
External Link/Members OnlySERVICE
30 Mins Incall - £45
OWO was not on offer. Not a deal breaker for me but may be for some.
She pretty much dictated the order of events and I got the impression that she wasn’t going to be flexible in her approach so went with it to avoid argument.
Started with a pretty weak massage. Talcum powdered me up and lightly glided her hands and tits over my body. No reach unders of any note maybe a slight brush of the ball bag here and there. The massage did nothing for me if I’m being honest and struck me as a poorly disguised time wasting tactic.
On to OW, which was fairly pleasant. Not earth shattering but not bad at all. Again, quite gentle with a bit of hand action but fairly enjoyable.
Bit of oral on her, which she seemed to enjoy but did advise that it was pointless concentrating on her clit as it just tickles. That’s a new one on me!
Sex-wise we did cowgirl and mish. Decent enough ride but the dangling belly fat was a bit of a turn off.
Pumped away at her in mish to finish with her doing a bit of dirty talk, which was a little unexpected! Did help push me over the line though, I think.
CONCLUSION
Options where a little limited on the day so this was a little bit of a last ditch attempt. As is usually the case in these circumstances, the punt ended up being a little underwhelming.
She’s a nice enough woman and not unattractive but the overall vibe was just little too business like for this to be a wholly positive experience.
Neutral seem fair in this instance.
Not the best start to my binge but could’ve been worse.
