Simone - Carols - Edinburgh

[mattmorgan]

Location: Carols Sauna, Easter Road, Edinburgh. Of the three saunas I have been to I think for me Carols is my favourite. It could definitely use an upgrade but the reception staff are always really cool and the lounge doesn’t seem to have too many guys waiting around which I am happy with. Think there are three rooms, big one with a shower in it, medium sized one where you use the shower in the hallway bit and not been in the third but it’s probably same as the medium one. The whole place does need an upgrade like I said but it is always clean and I always feel safe the whole time I am there.

Comms: Impulse visit just walked in but you can phone ahead and see who is available.

Time: September 2022 1 hour

Girl: Again i am unsure of working out actual ages but think she is late twenties possibly, blonde, tanned and firm toned body, with great looking firm but not too rock hard boobs they are really great to squeeze and felt natural and she had obvisouly made an effort with her face, dress and hair.

Services Provided: Brief Massage to start with which not to complain I would probably skip on my next visit. Am not sure do most people just skip the massage altogether it’s quite rare that it actually works but is normally a good ice breaker to do

Oral without which might have been the best I have had on one of these visits it was just at the borderline of being sore but she pulled back a bit when she knew she was maybe being a bit too enthusiastic. Reverse oral – this was maybe just me being on form but she came a lot and at she did mention me being kept in a cupboard for her just for when she needed me. Which to be honest I would be fine with. Sort of like being a pervert harry potter. Stayed the full hour and came twice and think Simone was up to just sort of double digits. Was knackered at the end and my tongue was a bit numb but it was well worth it. I have not seen Simone yet but I intend to next time I am free and she is working there.

Link Below: Like most of the sauna’s its pretty basic you would be better just googling the number

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[Max121]

So have you seen Simone or not ?
Your sentence doesn’t make any sense or should it read - “ I have not seen Simone again yet “ ?

How much was the punt ?
It might be helpful for others

[GlasgowMan]

I think mattmorgan reviews should be taken with a pinch of salt, a bit on the fluffy side and unreliable facts.

[mattmorgan]

So have you seen Simone or not ?
Your sentence doesn’t make any sense or should it read - “ I have not seen Simone again yet “ ?

I have seen her once but yes i have not seen Simone again yet - i knew this was a bad idea trying to help out some new people like myself with reviews i don't know what the pinch of salt reference is about if you want to do some better reviews then go ahead

[Poopster]

Matt please don't be offended by this question, but are you relatively new to the hobby?

[willie loman]

Matt please don't be offended by this question, but are you relatively new to the hobby?

i think he made that clear at the start, it will be interesting to see his reviews if he keeps at it.

[willie loman]

So have you seen Simone or not ?
Your sentence doesn’t make any sense or should it read - “ I have not seen Simone again yet “ ?

How much was the punt ?
It might be helpful for others

it was obviously a typing error, as for prices, there is diddly squat difference between sauna prices, and i cant imagine anyone on this forum not having a rough idea about prices.

[mattmorgan]

All this is way off from the original topic - I started first time doing this around May this year when i moved to Edinburgh, i was trying keep the reviews quite short as i don't like writing multiple paragraphs i think the basic postitive/neutral/negative and short description is enough for me. Some reviews are long and that's fine if you are able to get through them all or need that much information. There have been a few typos on my reviews but think overall they make sense. I'm from Scotland and English is my first language but i have dyslexia and takes me ages to get anything written and even though i check it there will be some mistakes. I was just trying to help out for other new people that they don't need to be worried about doing this and they should give it a go if its something thats always interested them but they never got round to trying.