External Link/Members OnlyWhen: summer 2022
Price: £160 for the full service
Looks: The face is even kinda cute, but the body is huge. I knew she wasn't going to be slim, but the hips and thighs are just huge, they are out of proportion with the rest of the body, it's almost a cartoonish effect. Of course YMMV and other people may love this.
Location: a back alley near Paddington. The flat is in OK conditions, not bad, not great.
The service: very disappointing. I paid £160 for the full service + GFE. After paperwork and shower, she made me lie down, face down, on a massage bed. This part of the massage was very slow and meh, I was almost falling asleep! She basically rubbed some oily stuff on my legs and back, for a very long time; it was as sensual as a male physiotherapist giving you a massage after a sports injury. What really pissed me off is that, every time I tried to turn around, she kept saying: "no, too soon, wait a bit more". WTF? At one point I just gave up, lied down on the bed and started thinking of something else.
The time to turn around finally came; she finally started paying attention to balls and shaft, but it was all very quickly and distracted. After some OWO, she asked if I wanted to fuck or come with a HJ, and HJ it was.
Huge disappointment. Total waste of money.
I can see other punters liking her kind of physique, but I can't imagine many punters would be thrilled at receiving this kind of service.
Given the positive reviews by other punters, the only thing I can think of is that she must have had a bad day / we didn't click.