Author Topic: Billie British - fitness barbie babe with big boobs - Bracknell  (Read 18255 times)


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Billie British

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Have had this burd & her rack on HL for donkeys ages
Saw that she was in striking distance at a new [chain] hotel in Bracknell
Just off the M3 exit heading into Bracknell, park up in Sainsburys
My 3rd visit to this venue this year
Ideal for punting no check in desk, tablet instead.  Modern, Starbucks & SportsBar onsite
There’s also a large gym & pool, so on my next visit to the punting premises will buy a day pass [£30] & do a fitness session & steam room
Have done this before & there’s something to getting the burn then some b2b to ease the aching muscles

No idea what’s happening with her pricing @ the mo
Showing as 1400 overnight incall or 220 outcall for the hour
When I had a play it was 30 @ 80 & 60 @ 140
I went for the former
Very good comms all by text

BillieB is no stranger to the gym that’s for sure & she mentioned doing session(s) most days
It shows, properly fit & strong
The profile is bang on & I was drawn in by the description blondie barbie GGs fitness babe, like a moth to a flame

Magic door treatment & I’m instantly thinking I made a good choice
As only 30 mins booking time for action stations me clobber off
She’s in a g-string & bra struggling to contain her rack, these came off rapid too

On the pics i've attached reck the one of her in red is most accurate
The pink pics are a good resemblance tho she aint quite as trim at the mo tho not far off
I’m thinking that the one of her in blue clobber is when she’s ripped for perhaps a body building competion maybe

Proceedings start with me on my back on the bed whilst she goes investigating rack being rubbed all over me & some johnsons for a HJ oilyTW combo
As if by magic she produces a nodder & applies with her mouth.  Nice
IIRC OWO was +20 but as a short booking I didn’t bother, my target was a bit of a shag then settle down for an oilyTW & glaze her rack
OW was pretty good, she knows the score to up the pressure
She hops on & rides me in CG, the sight of her rack above me is firmly in the wank bank
Had she kept on going in this position it was intense & it could have all been over  :dash:

So i suggest a switch of position & she gets on her back & spreads her legs
She’s really tight, has powerful gearbox muscles or both
She wraps her legs round my back & when I asked her if she was strong she squeezed her legs.  Hard
Literally no escape & thankfully I hadn’t had a gassy lager at the bar pre punt otherwise it could have been embarrassing  :scare:
The clock was ticking down with about 15 mins left so it was oilyTW & edging time
Nicely glazed her tanned oily rack her dragging a half decent load outta me
Didn’t bother showering & in any event not exactly a large amount of towels in the bathroom
[thought i'd mention for those who need to shower post session, i didnt]
No kissing which doesn’t bother me, I was there for the boobs & bod.  Barbie type boat & blond hair completed the look

Recommend – yes if you like fit enhanced tanned burds & aint bothered about kissing.  Very good comms & she’s deffo engaging & up for it if you press the right buttons 

Revisit – body builder mahoosive tits barbie look box ticked.  Not anytime soon plenty more ….


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 ;)
You need to wazz up another review sharpish coz otherwise you might see yourself relegated from the top 100 club
Heaven forbid, the shame
Chop chop
 :D

You jammy barsted :cool:

Offline Dave4x4

Had her when she was Bunny Blu and on tour in Newcastle. Fantastic tits

Offline jestingtony

@OP did she ask for a deposit?

Offline webpunter

What an opening post if ever there was one  :rolleyes:

She got a deposit  ;)

You might like to consider your approach, otherwise your longevity on here is unlikely to be lengthy

@OP did she ask for a deposit?

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What an opening post if ever there was one  :rolleyes:

She got a deposit  ;)

You might like to consider your approach, otherwise your longevity on here is unlikely to be lengthy

am i missing something? it doesn't seem like an inappropriate question to me or phrased inappropriately. Her profile says she asks for a deposit and he asked you if she indeed did ask for a deposit. What is wrong with that?

(although the deposit requirement is for outcalls to yours rather than (as i read your review) this was an incall as such to "her place")
« Last Edit: October 14, 2022, 04:17:27 pm by southcoastpunter »

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Not inappropriate yet at the same not the usual opener
Others reference newbie here please be gentle blah blah ... & contributing something potentially of interest
Or kick things off with a review on occasion, never a bad start

On the other hand some new UKP'ers seem to view the site as an info service
One question to start, which somehow then are followed up by more

It would appear that you are more generous
Maybe its just that you like giving someone a warm hand on their entrance  ;)

am i missing something? it doesn't seem like an inappropriate question to me or phrased inappropriately. Her profile says she asks for a deposit and he asked you if she indeed did ask for a deposit. What is wrong with that?

(although the deposit requirement is for outcalls to yours rather than (as i read your review) this was an incall as such to "her place")

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What an opening post if ever there was one  :rolleyes:

She got a deposit  ;)

You might like to consider your approach, otherwise your longevity on here is unlikely to be lengthy

A half decent one according to your review.  :lol:

Sounds like you had fun, thanks for sharing


Offline webpunter

 :hi:
Indeed it was fun, a very worthwile excursion

I felt quite proud of myself on making the deposit
Think i was on about 4 days, with a pre trip warm up looking on ixxx, tho not shooting
With her tanned rack oiled up it was more that the first couple of spurts slid on the johnsons rather than trickling down her boobs

A half decent one according to your review.  :lol:

Sounds like you had fun, thanks for sharing

Her normal pricing has been resumed 
In Oxford @ the mo, if she was in Bracknell @ the same venue thinking back over the session doing the review i'd be half tempted for a revisit
& do a gym session prior as i mentioned
If you were to see her in the gym in fitness clobber she'll look knockout
You'd have to take care not to walk into one of the machines whilst staring  :lol:
Dont usually bother with outfit requests but i could make an exception

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:hi:
Indeed it was fun, a very worthwile excursion

I felt quite proud of myself on making the deposit
Think i was on about 4 days, with a pre trip warm up looking on ixxx, tho not shooting
With her tanned rack oiled up it was more that the first couple of spurts slid on the johnsons rather than trickling down her boobs


Too much info on the ‘deposit’ situation  :drinks:

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Especially if you happen to be the next punter nibbling on her nips  :lol:
The harry coursing its way down her rack reminded of the track a skier leaves on virgin snow, effortless
TTFN  :hi: 

Too much info on the ‘deposit’ situation  :drinks:

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;)
You need to wazz up another review sharpish coz otherwise you might see yourself relegated from the top 100 club
Heaven forbid, the shame
Chop chop
 :D

Done. Plenty 'more where they came from' :D

Offline webpunter

 :thumbsup:
Plenty in the tank Sir ?

Done. Plenty 'more where they came from' :D

Offline bops909

Had her when she was Bunny Blu and on tour in Newcastle. Fantastic tits

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Offline hunt_simon

Thanks for the review!
I'm thinking to plan a visit to her, let's see if I got lucky. I'm also willing to write a review once the meeting happens.
Quick question:
does anyone know how I could check some of her old pictures, in order to have a better idea?

Offline webpunter

Thanks for the review!
I'm thinking to plan a visit to her, let's see if I got lucky. I'm also willing to write a review once the meeting happens.
Quick question:
does anyone know how I could check some of her old pictures, in order to have a better idea?

 :hi:
Have a read of some of the other reviews / links
Pretty sure some pics showing

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Just found this review of yours Webby. Really surprised me- not, that she had big tits. Seems like you had a great time all though its a few months ago now. Good recommendation, from my point of view shame about no FK as I kinda like that. :hi:
Interestingly enough I'll be out side that hotel later this week. Wonder if any one else is there  :unknown:

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Just found this review of yours Webby. Really surprised me- not, that she had big tits. Seems like you had a great time all though its a few months ago now. Good recommendation, from my point of view shame about no FK as I kinda like that. :hi:
Interestingly enough I'll be out side that hotel later this week. Wonder if any one else is there  :unknown:

Moi, big tits no idea what you are on about  ;)
Have had a couple of bookings at the hotel
Usually a number of SPs / massage burds in Bracknell take your pick

Going to Starbucks outside the hotel ?
You might even bump into @contentguy on his adventures
Though i dont think many of his conquests will be frequenting the gym at the hotel  :D

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Shes ow £240 Ph. Dont think I will be meeting her now :hi:

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Shes ow £240 Ph. Dont think I will be meeting her now :hi:

This is outcall
This shows on the profile now & again
Then reverts to incall
IIRC incall 30 @ 80 / 60 @ 140, maybe ten / twenty higher ?

If there is a Mrs Matrix you could send her out shopping & ship her in  ;)


Offline mrx007

I think she may be a bit hot and cold. I don't think she really fancied me or something.

Shame, she's pretty and her body is OK, boobs fantastic. I'm not sure where people are getting the "gym fit" from. She had a few extra kg on her when I saw her.

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I'm not sure where people are getting the "gym fit" from. She had a few extra kg on her when I saw her.

I've posted the final line of the review, body builder etc
No idea if she does competitions
Burds who are into this get shredded when they have a competition approaching but dont maintain this all the time 
This might explain the few extra kgs

Offline mrx007

True enough. I should know that being a gym regular and knowing at least one woman competitor.

Though I will say maybe Billie should say if she's shredded or carrying the extra out of season carbohydrate weight or not.

I'd love to see a shredded woman as an escort.

However I do appreciate being cut to minium body fat is only achieveable for a very short period of time (like a few days) so some compromise would have to be accepted or allowed for!

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This is outcall
This shows on the profile now & again
Then reverts to incall
IIRC incall 30 @ 80 / 60 @ 140, maybe ten / twenty higher ?

If there is a Mrs Matrix you could send her out shopping & ship her in  ;)
I've mentioned it to her and she says shes got a headache- no change there then :D :D

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Tempted if I knew my way around Bracknell

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I've mentioned it to her and she says shes got a headache- no change there then :D :D

You should respond that thanks to her you've got both a headache & balls ache
And if she could kindly fuck off outta the house there's a high likelihood that both will evaporate
The balls ache for up to a week & the headache for a day or two
The latter whilst you are metaphorically floating on thin air until you come back down to earth with a bump

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You should respond that thanks to her you've got both a headache & balls ache
And if she could kindly fuck off outta the house there's a high likelihood that both will evaporate
The balls ache for up to a week & the headache for a day or two
The latter whilst you are metaphorically floating on thin air until you come back down to earth with a bump
:D :D :D

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