Author Topic: Julia - Me & You Spa - South Woodford  (Read 2908 times)

Offline MassageReviewer2022

So it’s my first review after finally creating a full access account. I thought I owed it to those here since I’ve benefitted so much from the reviews by others.

This short paragraph is a bit of waffle so feel free to skip to next one with the full details. I’m a gym guy so always looking for a good massage but at the same like a good touch from a pretty women. I’ve visited a number of places, typically always those Thai ones in East London, who although provide a good massage that relax the muscle, it’s usually from a middle/old age Thai women who I don’t really feel attracted too. What’s worse it’s when it’s just touching and moving oil around and then a HJ; I’m always left leaving with regret and thinking why did I bother. I just couldn’t find a spot with a pretty young Asian girl who gives a decent massage -  if anyone happens to know anyone who can provide, please let me know?!

Visit to Me & You Spa.

Now to the main story. Again with all those gym pains and wanting a nice touch but not feeling like visiting these Thai places I thought let me try something new - after a quick google search I found me & you spa. I had literally 0 expectations and thought I’ll probably just get a massage and hope for a HJ at least.

After ringing and booking an appointment I was told to call when I’m parked up. This was at around 8pm on the weekend. After entering I was greeted by a beautiful Diana, and another girl on my right who I completely forgot what she looks like because I was gobsmacked by Diana. She handed me a cute little paper with my details and needs, whilst in my head I was just thinking please let it be her! There was also a number of side benefits from this place in terms of how they go about business around this time which I really liked and will mention later on if I remember to add.

Anyway moving swiftly on, I was guided by Diana the beautiful Romanian with blonde hair and blue eyes to my room downstairs. The settings was amazing and was nothing like the places I’ve been before. I was told to take my clothes off and lay on the bed. Oh yeah she specifically said get naked. After a few minutes she came in greeting me. I was so happy that it was her just because it was all I wanted (although my dream at the time was Asian because of all the Asians I got massages from, nonetheless, I was still the same level of happy.

She then plays the music and got massaging, slowly and firmly touching my body. After a few minutes again she asked if she should could move the towel from my body which was then followed by “ can I massage you everywhere “, I was so tired and didn’t know what this meant since I still didn’t expect anything. During this time I still didn’t have a clue that there would be anything on offer and still in shock that I finally got such a pretty young thing.

After removing the towel she INSTANTLY went to my backside with plenty of those swipes, I meant constantly. As well as massaging the body. The music proper suited the massage and it came to a point where I wasn’t sure if the ooo noises I was hearing was from her or the music since I was face down. I was loving every minute of it but annoyed that I couldn’t see her.

Some time after, I finally got asked to turn around, during this time she even changed the song to something more up beat, wild, sensual as opposed to the earlier slow soft sensual. If you know what I mean? Anyway - she was making all these hot face while she was putting hot oil on me. The lips the eyes - everything. She brought her face closer to mine and moved away in the hottest style ever. I was just in shock. She then started to finish up with the HJ which was amazing as well.

I enjoyed the massage so much that I tipped a 20, which she gave a cute little shocked face for.

It was the best experience I had since then, I don’t think I could ever forget it. If you’re someone like me that only would go to these Thai places and not really about the escort full service stuff, then this place might be for you. My only regret at the time was not saying to go a little deeper for the muscle but was more than happy with experience a sensual kind of massage for the first time.

Looks 9/10 - this is considering average female you’ll find in a public massage parlour.
Body 8/10 - slim with a nice amount meat there too. I’d even give a 9 tbh but worried others may not think the same
Setting 10/10 - great vibes, clean classy all of that.
Value for money? Yes.

Just remembered the side benefits.

I love how the place works

- call before entering without waiting around like a mug outside
- if another customers about to leave then they hide you until they’ve left, so no awkward contact
- all pretty girls I think from Romania
- this is my first review from my first experience but I did attend a few more times. Nothing like the first but more and more is being offered slowly. I’m currently on level body to body and was told there’s more which I’m not sure could be as they apparently exclude BJ and sex.

I think I wrote enough for a first review, apologies for the waffle.

But Yh - lovely experience


Offline MassageReviewer2022

That time, 45 minutes - £60. This includes the HJ

Offline tantraman

Many thanks for recounting your sexperiences at Me & You, MassageReviewer2022 :hi:

I too love how the place works, and have frequented dozens of times already, enjoying "Lomi Lomi" from various lush lasses :wacko: ... I need to somehow review all this, but it's been tricky considering that a Me & You write-up might likely be more about the place than any individual SP :unknown:

Offline MassageReviewer2022

Yeah completely agree. I feel like i fell in love with the establishment itself, pretty girls, clean area and provides what you're looking for from beginning to end. I should also be completely honest that I did go recently and didn't enjoy it like I did the previous visits. I

'm not sure if it's an issue with the masseuse or the actual body to body massage it self since I opted for B2B for the first time. I enjoy their hands all over me rather than them just rubbing them selves on me to be honest, i'm not sure if others feel the same?

I got offered the tantric massage also which involves kissing for up to £200! I'm not sure how I feel about that. The girl I had the last time around, forgot her name, but fake tits, lips and looks a lot older than the others, I was not really feeling from the beginning. I actually got bored during the massage and was tempted to say just use your hands but felt like it was rude to say. Again, not sure if it was an issue with the masseuse or B2B massages in general..

Upon leaving I did see a new young blonde girl who I'd love to try out. But unfortunately, I lost that willingness to go every week after my last visit - feels like a waste of money - and I hope I'll find somewhere similar and cheaper around East London. If you happen to know anywhere, please do let me know! Also would love to have a BJ as part of the service too.. read forums of San Ling but that place just seems a bit scary for various reasons for me..

Offline Biggie6969

have they dropped from their previous extortionate prices - 150/hr b2b
60£ for 45 ---- I am assuming SP. was fully clothed

Offline pepsicolaboy

have they dropped from their previous extortionate prices - 150/hr b2b
60£ for 45 ---- I am assuming SP. was fully clothed

I dont think there prices have come down.

There prices are (unless your new they might up them if you new) & using intel in this thread also:

30 min massage + HJ = 50
45 min massage + HJ = 60
60 min massage + HJ = 90

Extra for kissing or topless (£20 IIRC) but you need to ask in room.

30 min above + b2b = ?
45 min above + b2b = ?
60 min above + b2b = 150.00

Trantric 1 hour:

I have read prices from 220.00 - 240.00
You get above + reverse oral on them + kissing - defo not worth it and their B2B prob isnt either, as there will unlikely be YMMV
« Last Edit: October 15, 2022, 05:29:46 pm by pepsicolaboy »

Offline MassageReviewer2022

Yep those prices sound correct. I paid 120 for 45min B2B which I wasn't worth it IMO. Do they add kissing for another £20? Can i get a normal massage 45m for 60quid then pay another 20 for kissing throughout? Wouldn't mind that..

Offline pepsicolaboy

Yes you can IIRC however I dont know if its 'throughout' and I dont know its its FS either - I imagine it varies depending on the SP.

 :hi:

Offline Biggie6969

sounds abrupt right
haven't paid them a visit since the crazy price hike

Offline pepsicolaboy

Yes you can IIRC however I dont know if its 'throughout' and I dont know its its FS either - I imagine it varies depending on the SP.

 :hi:

Apologies I meant FC (French Kissing), not FS of course (full sex)

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Apologies I meant FC (French Kissing), not FS of course (full sex)

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Offline JO6688

Great review OP. I'm in the area and have booked a session in a few minutes. Hopefully it will be as eventful as yours with a review to follow.

Offline MassageReviewer2022

Going to not try make this a seperate review but as it relates to this specific topic and comments I hope it's okay.

So visited again a few days ago - turns out that who I thought was Diana, as per the title, ended up not actually being her. Her name was Julia! Wow - wee as mentioned in this post I wrote she was amazing - blonde young and fit. Need to actually start calling and requesting specific girls but at the same time, i'm trying to cycle through them. Every time I leave or enter I see a new hot young girl but never get them..

I actually met with the real Diana a few days ago - nowhere near as good-looking as Julia (not that she's ugly or anything) she's also pretty but not my type to like go crazy over - I prefer the naturally pretty type and not all the make up and fake stuff. Diana has black hair long fake lashes. Her english is quite good and seems pretty experienced compared to some of the younger girls. She's 25 I think so young too. Massage is quite good too, I could have asked her to go a bit firmer but enjoyed the sensual touches too.. Hard to decide which one you want without sacrificing to be honest. Was offered tantric again - £200+ - NO THANKS. If it was Julia I probably would've though just cause she's something else.
« Last Edit: November 07, 2022, 02:55:42 pm by MassageReviewer2022 »

Offline Duron

Sounds great.
Has anybody experienced Julia's boobs? Large? Small? Natural? Full access?