****LINK****
External Link/Members Only****BOOKING LENGTH / TYPE / COST****
1 hour / Incall / £450 (Full Pornstar Experience)
****COMMS****
All by WhatsApp. Simple and straightforward.
****LOCATION****
Private apartment located not too far away from Paddington station. A fresh towel was provided.
****THE ESCORT****
As per the photos on her AW profile.
English, Northern accent
The 27 stated on her profile seemed in the right ballpark
Around 5'4"
Size 8
Loads of ink all over the show
Huge bolt ons
Down to earth and easy to get on with
****SERVICES REQUESTED****
OWO / DT
Tit fucking
Protected penetration, only A-levels
CIM / Swallow
****THE BOOKING****
Perhaps I went into this with the wrong mindset as I was hoping for the sort of experience I'd normally get from the likes of LolaWild XXX or Alexxa Vice, albeit Zelenia's a bit 'lite' on services such as rimming giving etc. However in reality, this just felt like a glorified pump and dump, punctuated with over the top moans and groans and overblown dirty talk.
Whilst agreeing services, Zelenia was very up front about what's not on offer, so kissing/FK, fingering, rimming (giving) are all off the table and this approach is fine with me, as at least everyone knows where they stand, plus this is all clearly stated on her profile.
Agreed services, paid and showered. No time wasting, Zelenia moved straight into OWO, but her blowie I felt was too hands on, sparse in terms of attempting to DT me, there was however quite a lot of spit and saliva, but overall too much wanking with her hands and was mainly focused on sucking my bell end and licking my shaft, with very little attention being paid to my balls. I wasn't allowed to really face fuck her at all which was disappointing.
We moved onto some tit fucking, as I think she's recently had her bolt ons increased in size, I found it okay if that's your thing.
On with the condom, here we only engaged in a-levels in multiple positions. Her CG and RCG techniques are alright, but I just felt like the whole experience was designed to get me off and out the door asap, and sadly her dirty talk is just a bit too much for my liking, and detracted from the experience.
CIM finish which Zelenia gargled and proceeded to swallow.
****WOULD I RETURN****
No.
