External Link/Members OnlyThe definition of madness is to repeat the same thing over and over again and expect a different result. I hadn't been to the Broughton road Chinese Massage Therapy shop since not long after it opened and was less than impressed with the set up once inside the very public front door. This time was no different and in fact a little worse. I shall explain...
Haven't punted for a while and thought I was done with the whole thing but every now and then the madness grips me. I had a little time to spare so thought I would try out this shop once again, hoping things were better than my last visit. I read the other reviews on here and wasn't hopeful but wanted to see with my own eyes.
Text exchange quite quick and settled for an hour around the middle of the day recently. Arranged to see Yang Yang, "young girl, very beautiful" said the text. Naturally, with my years of experience I was expecting exactly the opposite but to my surprise and initial delight Yang Yang is quite young, probably under 30( who can really tell...), and to my eyes at least, relatively pretty. A good start I thought. However, during this first meeting a punter was leaving one of the rooms, turned out to be my room too, and we did that no eye contact shuffle as he left and another came in just behind me. I was shown into my room and could here a second woman arrive to meet the guy standing awkwardly in the lobby. It all felt very 1970s and a little unnerving. Still, once in the room( shoes removed before the room), Yang Yang took her £40 as agreed and I generously gave another £40, for her time.
I undressed as she removed the wipes etc from the previous guy and put a fresh paper towel onto the bed. Lovely I thought, its still warm...
What followed was actually quite a good massage, neck, back and arms thoroughly rubbed and relaxed but then she slapped my backside so hard it left a mark for the rest of the day. Fecking hurt too! She laughed like a crazy woman and I was immediately on my guard and rather tense. It certainly ruined a decent relaxing massage. I think she sensed that I was on edge, very little English was spoken from her side, and after the assault absolutely none from me, because she then stuck her head between my bum cheeks and blew really hard, like blowing a raspberry if you know what I mean. that was just weird!
She started next on my legs and I was beginning to forget about the weirdness until she took a call and then immediately left to answer the front door. She left the door to my room open too which was a little err revealing.
She returned and asked my to turn over. I didnt want to turn over really, I wanted to run, but embracing the madness I did as I was told and this at last is where we had a bit of normality and a bit of a positive review.
Did I mention that all the way through the back massage Yang Yang had chatted to herself in Chinese? A few times I thought she was on the phone or had earphones in or something so I looked up at her and no, it was just her chatting to herself and occasionally laughing too.
perfectly normal.
Anyways, on the turn she quickly removed her top and skirt to reveal a decent body, slim with small probably B cup tits and clean shaven. Her b2b was adequate, she did that thing where you can nestle the boobs with your face but they dont stay still enough to nibble them and kept her clean shaven area far out of reach away from prying hands. Eventually a rather rapid but thankfully short hand job commenced and to her and my surprise ended happily. Just doesn't always these days.
She hopped away from the bed and was washing herself whilst I was still saluting and she was dressed before I was off the table. Five mins to get dressed and out after 50 mins.
I then saw her rush as there was another fella sitting in the waiting room and damn him he was half my age and quite a good looking bloke, now I saw why she hurried me out....
So its another neutral from me and absolutely definitely the last time I visit the wastelands of Chester for a HE massage and certainly at this place.
I shall keep my hard earned in the skyrocket in future. Probably...
Any questions as always, just ask.
