Author Topic: Simply-Luxury Massage E1. Avoid at all costs. Dangerous.  (Read 2284 times)

Offline ODG79

This one got a bit crazy.

Searched on gumtree as I didn’t know the area.  Found a result close by.  Was ambivalent about HE at this point - just wanted a massage.

Booked a deep tissue massage with ‘Sarah’ via this website:

External Link/Members Only

Email receipt / text receipt with instructions ‘call or text this number when you arrive’

So just a fairly standard E1 apartment block - texted and was phoned back by a dude, red flag number one.  The door was opened and the vendor hid behind it.

I naively went in and quickly realised that there was just one Arabic dude in the flat, no ‘Sarah’ to be seen.

He blocked the door and demanded money for his time (i obviously gently pointed out that this was not as described / booked).

My spidey sense kicked in as he was moving closer and closer to fully blocking the exit and it was clear he wanted cash and violence so while I had the chance I moved him out the way physically, opened the door (fucking dual latches) and exited stage left.

He proceeded to follow me down the streets for half a mile screaming abuse and hurling shit at me - sticks, full bin bags picked up off the street, rubbish he pulled out of bins.

I turned to confront him a couple of times to try and see what his intentions were - I.E was he gonna kick off, did he have a weapon - at this point I was getting pretty aware of impending doom.

In the end I just ran, as he was being joined by many accomplices from the surrounding buildings.

They gave up the chase as I reached a major road with loads of traffic and people.

Very scary and if I had been an individual less strong, less fit to run, more vulnerable in general, I dread to think how it could have turned out.

So yeah.  Avoid these motherfuckers.





Offline Bornslippy

cunts! least you got a "workout"

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Thanks for the warning   :drinks:

You were lucky to escape without serious injury.  Have you reported it to the cops?

What was the number used?

How recent was this?

Offline Punterperson1971

Bloody hell op glad your safe and not injured,could have been really bad if you hadn’t had got onto an open busy road you should definitely go to police

Offline Boss_Grinz

Report to the police as the website is legit, and it's a massage only site, so need to fear being asked any questions that could make you feel uncomfortable.
Glad you're safe OP

Offline ODG79

Thanks for the kind words all, yeah compelled to warn this community for sure.

Reported to the police straight after, and i notice the gumtree ad has gone now.

The number used for the text 'receipt' and the ongoing entry comms was 07861 392386 so be warned if that crops up from other ads.

The email confirmation came from [email protected] so just a non descript web plugin.

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Thanks for the warning   :drinks:

You were lucky to escape without serious injury.  Have you reported it to the cops?

What was the number used?

How recent was this?

Sorry missed the last question - it was yesterday afternoon (28th Sept).

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Sorry missed the last question - it was yesterday afternoon (28th Sept).

Thanks again   :drinks:

Stay safe.

Record number as  447861392386 / 07861392386  for more useful search results.

Offline Celtic 69

Glad your ok OP...!
Great reporting & ukpunting forum at its best.
Like previously mentioned, I would definitely report to the police (obviously depends if you have an OH ?).
But I looked at the website in the review & you would not have anything to worry about as it looks completely legit.

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contact details on that website are

0800 001 6097
[email protected]
3 Tidal Basin Road, London E16 1UX
9, Stepney Way, E1 3DP

but also lists addresses at

LONDON
WELLESLEY STREET E1 0QL

​MANCHESTER
STATION APPROACH M1 2GH

BIRMINGHAM
EDWARD STREET B1 2RX

SUSSEX (NEAR GATWICK)
MAIDEN LANE, RH11 7Q

So which address was it?

Seems a lot for this guy to contrive, especially with the 0800 phone number - which has a cost
What makes you think this website and the Gumtree profile you  contacted are linked?
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It's also worth noting that if you google the phone number you get hits for deleted profiles in Manchester, Brighton, East London - and gay massage in Manchester.
Big red flag in my opinion

Offline ducky66

Sussex address is the residential area close to school and GP practice. As long as I remember there wasn't any WG's there or even close to that area 

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Sussex address is the residential area close to school and GP practice. As long as I remember there wasn't any WG's there or even close to that area


There are no houses or offices in Tidal Basin Road, if there is a number 3 it will be a massive block of flats. Stepney way is probably a block of flats too.
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There are no houses or offices in Tidal Basin Road, if there is a number 3 it will be a massive block of flats. Stepney way is probably a block of flats too.

3 tidal basin, huge block of flats 200 addresses,  9 stepney way block of flats 9 flats, Wellesley street , just off stepney way, 25 flats
 Which address did you go to OP?

  :hi:

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contact details on that website are

0800 001 6097
[email protected]
3 Tidal Basin Road, London E16 1UX
9, Stepney Way, E1 3DP

but also lists addresses at

LONDON
WELLESLEY STREET E1 0QL

​MANCHESTER
STATION APPROACH M1 2GH

BIRMINGHAM
EDWARD STREET B1 2RX

SUSSEX (NEAR GATWICK)
MAIDEN LANE, RH11 7Q

So which address was it?



Seems a lot for this guy to contrive, especially with the 0800 phone number - which has a cost
What makes you think this website and the Gumtree profile you  contacted are linked?

It was the london address.

The gumtree profile was a carbon copy of the website and - critically - I booked via the website booking form.

Offline ODG79

3 tidal basin, huge block of flats 200 addresses,  9 stepney way block of flats 9 flats, Wellesley street , just off stepney way, 25 flats
 Which address did you go to OP?

  :hi:

9 Stepney Way


Offline Supernam

9 Stepney Way
I live just off Stepney way. Very safe area. Easy to spot outsider, which is you  :unknown: . I bet people assumed you were the criminal here.

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