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External Link/Members OnlyFound “Lays Hot” after a proximity search. I noted that her profile description said “size 8” and “hot body”. I’m experienced enough to know that 8 probably means 10 at least. However the likes list was encouragingly extensive so the profile caught my attention.
She was pretty responsive on the texts, said she was up for her likes list, including squirting (thankfully this didn’t happen). A search of UKP showed some mixed reviews, and there were some questions raised over who was using the profile. Latest review though was a positive so I thought I’d take the chance and following the string of texts, I was quite hopeful.
Price is £80 for 30 mins and £120 for the 60. Decided to go for the £40 upsell on the basis that there’s always a massage to fill the time and I also had time to spare.
Flat is in the usual City Centre location and there was at least one other girl working there because I could hear her (and her punter) plus I caught a glimpse as I was trying to make my exit.
“Lays Hot” has quite a pretty face and I’d guess she is in fact Brazilian. However that’s about it. She’s a size 8 alright, but sadly plus a size 6 I would guess. There's a big old belly that hangs down and she barely speaks English, (although appears to be able to text it ok). Didn’t understand a word she said so there was plenty of guessing the right response to her questions. She also giggles a lot.
To be fair she gave it her best shot. OWO was good, she has a big arse if you like that kind of thing so doggy was a bit of a sight. But overall the profile is unrepresentative of what you get. I like skinny girls. Plenty of people like larger girls. Don’t lie about your fucking size when it leads to shit reviews and bitterness about being conned. A little bit bigger than advertised is expected. A belly hanging down past your hips is not!
After I came (sex was reasonable enough) I got offered a massage. Eventually time was up and she motioned for me to get dressed. Checked my watch and I’d been there 35 fucking minutes. I mentioned this to her and pointed at my watch. She just looked blank. By this point I was fucked off and happy to get out. Didn’t argue the toss because she wouldn’t understand anyway and by now the money was safely ensconced with whoever was in one of the other rooms presumably.
In conclusion , unless you’re up for the factory that is Annabella and MKE where you can greet the next punter on your way out, MK just seems to be a desolate wasteland when it comes to punting. Better off having a wank and avoiding the self-loathing that comes with a punt like this.
Topic: LAYS HOT - Milton Keynes - “Fat” negative (Read 1370 times)