Victoria Cute Sexy - Cheltenham

[Cheltclient]

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Haven’t punted in a fair few months. Why? Very, very little has tickled my fancy. Saw Victoria was in Cheltenham at same time as me. Last booking with a Thai was good and thought the pics were hot as hell. Carefully read the reviews here and got a flavour about what to expect. As she was quite cheap given the prices these days, opted for 30 mins with £10 for OWO and £10 for kissing. £100 all in.

Apartment not one I’ve been to before, not far from the art gallery. Not her fault but awful location. Prob just luck and timing but lots of people mulling around. A cleaner in the doorway, other property looking people up and down the stairs. Room was first door inside - no discretion whatsoever. Cleaner held door open for me into building, he Knew exactly why I was there.

The girl. Yeah she’s ok. Clearly a but older. She was wearing a tight, short dress and her body did look amazing. Happy enough. Like my last Thai, not as pretty as I was hoping but happy enough. She asked me to wash my hands. No shower offered but luckily I had one in my hotel before setting off. Got naked. Was all a bit transactional, dress straight off, but I had expected that. Was hoping for an erotic body to body. She did a bit, but of lube, tits rubbing on my chest. Nice but a bit meh. Onto oral - wet wiped my cock and I thought she was a bit rough. Did wince and then she was softer. In for a kiss before sucking. Was more tongue than I was expecting but it wasn’t passionate or good kissing. Again I had done my research so wasn’t overly shocked. Then onto the oral without. Yeah, it was ok. Very much middle of the road. Enjoyed this for a bit but wary of time I wanted sex. Partook in a little oral on her first - fresh as a daisy. Then motioned for her on top. Did very little for me. She was straight into it, pumping away. Just wasn’t very natural or sexy. Switched to me on top. Enjoyed this a lot more. She felt very tight in this position and kissed a bit more. Her body looked great beneath me. Wasn’t writhing with ecstasy and just got it over and done with.

If I’m honest, my rating changed three times on the way to the car. At first, I was thinking negative. She wasn’t very friendly, albeit it wasn’t a rom type service. I wouldn’t say I massively enjoyed myself. Had I booked an hour, I would have found it hard going. She has got a great body but it wasn’t like a Paloma body (who i thought was nubile and gym fit). Tits were great for fake ones but meh. Didn’t find the experience erotic. Then, trying to be balanced, I did wonder whether a positive would be fair. She didn’t do anything badly. She wasn’t rude. She did kiss and she did do oral without. In the end, positive feels fair to me. Felt cheap ish (these days), I came, I did like body and I like the kink (for me) of seeing a Thai girl. I’m struggling to relate to the glowing positives but each to their own. And as I write this now - middle of the road really seems the right rating. I don’t think I would return though.

[Cheltclient]

And just remembered Bethany was my last booking! That one obviously wasn’t very memorable

[Cheltclient]

Oh and brief correction, in the last paragraph should have said ‘neutral felt right to me’

[Cunning Punt]

Thanks for the review.

I would have taken one look at her photos, where she looks miserable in every one, and not bothered. And even I had made an enquiry, the hidden extras would have decided it. Any SP who charges extra for standard services such as FK and OWO is, in my opinion, taking the piss and probably doesn't enjoy these acts with punters and they will almost certainly be poorly delivered.

[Cheltclient]

Thanks for the review.

I would have taken one look at her photos, where she looks miserable in every one, and not bothered. And even I had made an enquiry, the hidden extras would have decided it. Any SP who charges extra for standard services such as FK and OWO is, in my opinion, taking the piss and probably doesn't enjoy these acts with punters and they will almost certainly be poorly delivered.

I kinda figured as the base rate was £80 and most girls start at £100 for half hour, I didn’t mind.

Good shout about the gloomy face in the pictures but the reviews on here were pretty decent so decided to see past them. I was thinking the body would be insane and would just enjoy that. Just wasn’t quite as hot as I’d hoped

[tp69]

Pity it wasn't a great one for you.

Just shows how mileage varies though as I clicked with this girl and she was bubbly and happy throughout - slightly shy at the start, but she really got into it and was chatty too. Nothing miserable about her when I saw her.

[Cheltclient]

Pity it wasn't a great one for you.

Just shows how mileage varies though as I clicked with this girl and she was bubbly and happy throughout - slightly shy at the start, but she really got into it and was chatty too. Nothing miserable about her when I saw her.

Lucky you. Mind you, sometimes you just don’t click with someone or you catch them on an off day. She’s very well reviewed so maybe that’s what happened to me, albeit I of course gave an honest account of my experience.

As I said, it wasn’t like a rom miserable. She was just quiet. She did what she said she would. The oral was enthusiastic enough and she pumped away during sex.

[tp69]

Lucky you. Mind you, sometimes you just don’t click with someone or you catch them on an off day. She’s very well reviewed so maybe that’s what happened to me, albeit I of course gave an honest account of my experience.

As I said, it wasn’t like a rom miserable. She was just quiet. She did what she said she would. The oral was enthusiastic enough and she pumped away during sex.

Agree, I don't doubt your account of her at all. It's human nature. I've had multiple punts with the same girl where one has been fantastic and another has been very average.

[Cheltclient]

Agree, I don't doubt your account of her at all. It's human nature. I've had multiple punts with the same girl where one has been fantastic and another has been very average.

Suppose it makes sense. My job is obviously nothing like an escort but if I’m tired or stressed, my output reflects my mood. Something I’ve also noticed the last few years, as I’ve got older and more out of shape (I do try at the gym), I think SP’s are finding it harder to fake their enthusiasm. It’s why I’m leaning towards finding someone I click with and having a regular. As you said though, even a reg can suddenly provide a lacklustre service.

[Prifessionallondinguy]

This was my go to girl when she’d worked in London. Saw about 10 -15 times before she left alongside Zelda.
Fancied her rotten. That would’ve been well over 2 years ago.