Strange one this. Can't give more than a Neutral, and verging on Negative and yet it was so nearly a great big Positive ... Given how much I appreciate enormous black knockers.
Shylet's AW profile is extensive, there's lots on there, so to be fair to her much of what means that this is a Neutral-to-Negative is spelt out on her AW profile already ... but I hadn't read much of it. I knew about the covered BJ, but not the rest of it.
Sorry about the over-written review by the way! I just started writing and didn't stop ...
WHERE: just off Rotherham High Street, you call her from the street and she directs you down a discreet alleyway where you hit a buzzer to gain access. Up a couple of flights of stairs, knock on the door and she lets you in. Sparse flat, no frills, but you're here for the big black tits and not the decor.
HOW MUCH: just £60 for 30 mins, fair play, not expensive. However, see below ...
THE GIRL: Shylet can be found on AW here:
External Link/Members Only.
Beautiful velvety black 38GG knockers, amazing big, perfectly-shaped dark nipples and areolae, incredible skin, incredible pussy, incredible big ass ... just the whole Miosotis / Maserati package ... Google is your friend if you don't know those two.
For fellow UKP punters, think Mia 2 / Melisandre who used to work out of Wakey and Nottingham, now sadly (seemingly) no longer of this parish or even punting at all.
Plus, Shylet could not be nicer. She has a pretty face, definitely girl / Mum next door rather than a stunner. Zimbabwean with a sexy African accent. I'd put her mid-30s to look at, and her skin is that of a much younger woman's, but she admits to 40 on AW so she's probably mid-40s and looking good on it.
She's clearly a bigger girl, plenty of tummy and looks 16 to 18 size. Says 14/16 on AW.
THE PLAN: 30 mins' playtime, getting touchy-feely, I right fancied having a huge pair of black tits in my face, eating pussy, diving face-first into her ass etc
WHERE DID IT ALL GO WRONG?: easiest if I make a list here ...
- No touching, licking, sucking her nipples. She doesn't do nipples. You can touch her tits, just not her nipples. Which is like saying you can eat a Jaffa Cake but not the orangey bit (or a 99 but you have to chuck the Flake away). Shame, because when I have tits in my face I rather like to focus my attention on ... the fucking nipples goddamnit!!!
- No fingering or pussy / ass play whatsoever
- No pussy licking unless you pay extra (I didn't)
- Covered BJ only (fair enough .. not a dealbreaker but hmmmm not the best thing ever)
I didn't want a massage. I wanted to grope, play, feel, indulge, get smothered, have her give me a wank while stuffing her nips in my mouth, eat her out, and fuck yes have her bounce up and down on my cock while I just fucking glorified in everything. But no, she insisted on giving a massage, with some balls play fair enough albeit I had to initiate a change. She has a routine which she likes to stick to. I wanted to go off-piste and have a rampant GFE, but Shylet's not that kind of girl. Perfectly pleasant, and not too mechanical, but she sticks to the slopes she knows rather than the Black Runs (ironically).
I ended up role-playing as "Desperately Polite Punter" and agreeing to all of her rules because:
a) Man, those tits are stupendous ... even if I couldn't suck em I still wanted em on me
b) I wanted the atmosphere to stay horny as I needed a Big Finish (which I eventually sort of, kind of, got although TBH there weren't fireworks or choirs of angels).
So it's a Neutral by the skin of its teeth. Shylet is a lovely girl, did some things great ... the covered BJ was okay but TBH I needed to touch her nipples and couldn't, which took the shine off ... so overall too many downsides.
Prob won't go back because, man, I do like the whole Jaffa Cake.
