Erica - NTS - Edinburgh

[Problem Child]

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30 mins
£85 all in - £25 at door and £60 in the room.

This was everything I’d hoped it would be   

Had met Erica before in the lounge and thought she looked right up my street- mid-20’s,  tall, pretty with nicely styled hair, slim with natural curves, heavily tattooed and of course those sexy glasses.. really liked the cut of her jib too during our 2 minutes chat..
Thankfully Edinburgh has a few things going on in the month of August, so I found myself back thru there with 1/2 hour to spare a few days later. A quick phone call confirmed she was working and next thing you know I’m there..
Had a freshen up in the shower in the room and came out to find Erica stripped off on the bed. I jumped on beside her and we started with full on dfk while she unwrapped my towel and got me pretty much immediately hard by playing with my dick and balls. The dfk and ball play continued for a bit, then when I put my hand down to finger her, she immediately stopped me. Just as I was thinking “damn no fingers!!” she did something SO hot, it will live long in the memory.. she pulled my hand up to her mouth spat on it, then rammed my hand right into her mouth so far I could feel the back of her tongue and her throat opening and closing on my fingers as she gagged on them.  Really fucking hot   
Then once my hand was soaking in her saliva she put it back on her pussy for a bit of clit play and fingering. This seemed to have the desired effect so it wasn’t long till my tongue was down there too as she writhed about the bed.
Then it was my turn..I lay back and she licked all round and under my balls, then when she had me throbbing she got on all 4’s and asked me to face fuck her.*well if you insist  * I stood at the edge of the bed for some incredible DT and FF’ing while enjoying the views in the mirrors..
That arsehole was just too temping tho so broke off the oral on me and kept her in the same position while I got behind her and rimmed the absolute fuck out of her while fingering her pussy from behind. This really seemed to get her off and before long her pussy was almost vibrating round my fingers and she was absolutely SOAKING wet. So fucking hot   
Just to add to the hotness she then grabbed my hand and sucked all the pussy off my fingers..
So then it was on with the Johnny and she asked
“How do you want to fuck me?”
I replied
“Fast and hard!”  which really seemed to get her going even more..
We started in mish and as soon as I started the dirty talk  coming out of her mouth was incredible! Really awesome filth.
After a bit of this I flipped her over for some dog and the fast n hard fucking continued all with her continuing to spout absolute filth and me loving the views in the mirrors.
I then lay down for some cg and before long I came in the Johnny while furiously banging away underneath her with those cracking big natural tits swinging away in my face. 
Had a few mins left for a bit of bants and then all too soon, my time was up.

This really was up  there as one of my best first bookings with a hooker. Really hawt, really dirty and a great laugh.

Negatives? Well she’s all the way over there and I’m all the way over here with little or no reason to visit Edinburgh, so there’s not much chance this will be a regular thing  time to break out the violins..

[advent2016]

Nice review, sound like cheap fun. I'm up in Scotland in a few weeks, I might try and look her up. The website is a bit basic. Phoning for details is a bit like going back 20 years.

I don't understand the relevance of the Youtube clip

[mills_and_bhuna]

I don't understand the relevance of the Youtube clip

Seriously? I didn't even watch the clip.
Just put the title of the clip and the last sentence of the review together.

[mills_and_bhuna]

 

The website is a bit basic.

You're not wrong there though

[advent2016]

Seriously? I didn't even watch the clip.
Just put the title of the clip and the last sentence of the review together.

OK. I concatenate "Peaches" + the last sentence, giving me

"Peaches Negatives? Well she’s all the way over there and I’m all the way over here with little or no reason to visit Edinburgh, so there’s not much chance this will be a regular thing  time to break out the violins.."

Must be in code

Tumbleweed

[willie loman]

OK. I concatenate "Peaches" + the last sentence, giving me

"Peaches Negatives? Well she’s all the way over there and I’m all the way over here with little or no reason to visit Edinburgh, so there’s not much chance this will be a regular thing  time to break out the violins.."

Must be in code

Tumbleweed

is this a crossword clue?

[mills_and_bhuna]

OK. I concatenate "Peaches" + the last sentence, giving me

"Peaches Negatives? Well she’s all the way over there and I’m all the way over here with little or no reason to visit Edinburgh, so there’s not much chance this will be a regular thing  time to break out the violins.."

Must be in code

Tumbleweed

violins and fucking the pain away.
If you're still not there I'm Duncan Bannatyne

[Clattypats]

I don't understand the relevance of the Youtube clip

[Problem Child]

I don't understand the relevance of the Youtube clip

 Nothing really, just sometimes when I do a review I’ll pick a tune that kinda encapsulates how the booking went. 
I’m this case I picked a tune that’s cheeky, fun, not too serious, but still dirty with a little bit of an edge to it 

If you’re in Edinburgh mate then I heartily recommend getting in to see Erica , but you can probably guess that from the review anyway.   

[Edin Andy]

Sounds great on my yo-do list

[advent2016]

violins and fucking the pain away.
If you're still not there I'm Duncan Bannatyne

Still don't get the reference.
Are we playing a type of charades; Is it a film, a book or a living thing?

Googled Duncan Bannatyne. I can see he is from Senior Service. Is this some sort of Naval joke?

I'm going to give up now

[Clattypats]

Still don't get the reference.
Are we playing a type of charades; Is it a film, a book or a living thing?

Googled Duncan Bannatyne . I can see he is from Senior Service. Is this some sort of Naval joke?

I'm going to give up now

He's on Dragons Den mate (that's a TV programme) He owns a chain of gyms also...

The name of the song on the YouTube video was to do with the last paragraph of the review... 

None of the two above are linked... One poster was explaining to you the YouTube link, and the other was being sarcastic  Surely you can't be that intentionally obtuse. If you are, there is no hope for you in punting

[Problem Child]

I thought I explained my intention with the song?!
It’s nothing to do with the last paragraph, that’s just a coincidence.  In fact the last paragraph and the end of the review in general was rather rushed as I mistakenly hit “post” rather than “preview”, so had to correct my multitude of grammar/spelling mistakes and finish off writing it before the time to modify it ran oot. 😡

[advent2016]

>He's on Dragons Den mate (that's a TV programme) He owns a chain of gyms also...
Never watched it. Never go to the gym. I can keep fit running with a pack, climbing, assault courses, shagging women etc

>The name of the song on the YouTube video was to do with the last paragraph of the review... 
The Teaches of peaches - Peaches is on the disc.

>Surely you can't be that intentionally obtuse. If you are, there is no hope for you in punting

I'm so thick I can't see if you're insulting me 
ob·tuse  (ŏb-to͞os′, -tyo͞os′, əb-)
adj. ob·tus·er, ob·tus·est
1.
a. Lacking quickness of perception or intellect.
b. Characterized by a lack of intelligence or sensitivity: an obtuse remark.

I've managed to punt one or 170 odd SP's though it's morel likely my fat wallet than my small cock

I don't mind a bit of comedy in a review in text, but I don't like having to watch a YT video to understand the joke.

Generally if you have to explain the joke, it's already failed.

[Problem Child]

I don't mind a bit of comedy in a review in text, but I don't like having to watch a YT video to understand the joke.

Generally if you have to explain the joke, it's already failed.

It wasn’t a joke.
Here’s my post AGAIN that clearly explains things

 
 Nothing really, just sometimes when I do a review I’ll pick a tune that kinda encapsulates how the booking went. 
I’m this case I picked a tune that’s cheeky, fun, not too serious, but still dirty with a little bit of an edge to it 

If you’re in Edinburgh mate then I heartily recommend getting in to see Erica , but you can probably guess that from the review anyway.   

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[Matrix]

Hope this clears everything up.   

[mills_and_bhuna]

Hope this clears everything up.   

Crystal clear.

[Problem Child]

Jesus forgot how much of a fucking car crash this review became.. 

Anyway you Edinburgh gadges are in luck like.
After a stint at GEA Erica/Alice/Darcy has resurfaced at Carol’s as “Grace”
Was in Embra phoned up to see who they had on, got told usual names, plus Grace described as tall, slim, blonde. Piqued my interest, headed in and it got a pleasant surprise.
Was gonna do an other review, but it would pretty much just be a repeat of the last 2 (she’s still got it  ), so just thought I’d necro-thread bump instead.

[willie loman]

Jesus forgot how much of a fucking car crash this review became.. 

Anyway you Edinburgh gadges are in luck like.
After a stint at GEA Erica/Alice/Darcy has resurfaced at Carol’s as “Grace”
Was in Embra phoned up to see who they had on, got told usual names, plus Grace described as tall, slim, blonde. Piqued my interest, headed in and it got a pleasant surprise.
Was gonna do an other review, but it would pretty much just be a repeat of the last 2 (she’s still got it  ), so just thought I’d necro-thread bump instead.

in my view this girl is not remotely slim

[OldVic67]

Did you punt her recently WL?

[willie loman]

Did you punt her recently WL?

saw her umpteen times in the lounge when she worked in blair st, and the new town., but didnt go into the room with her.

[Problem Child]

saw her umpteen times in the lounge when she worked in blair st, and the new town.,

So not recently then

but didnt go into the room with her.

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[willie loman]

its possible she has lost a couple of stone, in the 18 months since she left the new town, and if so, well done to her, i will have a look next time i am in carols.

[mr_plug]

Will have to see about making a trip down then, always fancied the look of her at GEA but never managed to line up a visit.

Carol's an alright place?

[willie loman]

Will have to see about making a trip down then, always fancied the look of her at GEA but never managed to line up a visit.

Carol's an alright place?

it doesnt have a changing room, there is a public shower , or you shower in the room, its entrance is bang on easter rd, so a bit exposed, its the most basic of the three saunas that still function in edinburgh, its small, and cheaper than the others, which are way busier , it basically has the same small staff year after year, it has its fans, i am not one. but if you are following a specific girl its fine. girls who want to make money go to blair st.

[Chaos]

Jesus forgot how much of a fucking car crash this review became.. 

Anyway you Edinburgh gadges are in luck like.
After a stint at GEA Erica/Alice/Darcy has resurfaced at Carol’s as “Grace”
Was in Embra phoned up to see who they had on, got told usual names, plus Grace described as tall, slim, blonde. Piqued my interest, headed in and it got a pleasant surprise.
Was gonna do an other review, but it would pretty much just be a repeat of the last 2 (she’s still got it  ), so just thought I’d necro-thread bump instead.

Is this the same “Darci”? https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=serviceprovider;id=24390

[big-al93]

Is this the same “Darci”? https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=serviceprovider;id=24390

No.

[Problem Child]

Carol's an alright place?

Aye it’s fine mate. As Willie says it’s the least salubrious of the remaining saunas (although im not sure that Blair street is that far behind), but has the mirrored walls so does the job, especially if who you’re fucking looks like Alic errr I mean Grace..
It does have the friendliest reception staff/management of any brothel I’ve ever visited.

girls who want to make money go to blair st.

I would suggest that girls who want to make money get themselves on AW, but that might be opening up a whole can of worms 

[willie loman]

Adultwork suits some girls, if the difference was that clear cut, there would be no staff in the saunas, at the moment in blair st, there are 2 ex adultwork girls, one flits between saunas and aw.

[Problem Child]

I was just fucking with you dude.
Maybe I’m wrong, but it seems to me that  like most  businesses , the real hustlers work for themselves.
Saunas are good for making a quick buck and for those who CBA’d with or are unable to deal with the organisational side of things.


One thing I’m not wrong about though  is Carol’s is cheaper than Blair St, so hopefully Grace stays put.

[Handsomely-quiet]

Jesus forgot how much of a fucking car crash this review became.. 

Anyway you Edinburgh gadges are in luck like.
After a stint at GEA Erica/Alice/Darcy has resurfaced at Carol’s as “Grace”
Was in Embra phoned up to see who they had on, got told usual names, plus Grace described as tall, slim, blonde. Piqued my interest, headed in and it got a pleasant surprise.
Was gonna do an other review, but it would pretty much just be a repeat of the last 2 (she’s still got it  ), so just thought I’d necro-thread bump instead.

I’ve walked pasted a few times on my travels think I will head in next time sounds like a good time, missed her at nts.

[OldVic67]

called to book “Grace” , but she’s off the rota? Maybe she listened to Willies smashing business  advice      let’s see where her next reincarnation takes her lads 

[willie loman]

called to book “Grace” , but she’s off the rota? Maybe she listened to Willies smashing business  advice      let’s see where her next reincarnation takes her lads 

she has already worked at blair st.

[big-al93]

she has already worked at blair st.

Is there a reason that they would not have her back? Don't know the saunas well so I don't know if you burn your bridges when you leave.

[willie loman]

Is there a reason that they would not have her back? Don't know the saunas well so I don't know if you burn your bridges when you leave.

ive no idea why she left, only know the girl by sight, saunas allow girls back  in most cases, they have a zero tolerance of drugs these days.

[OldVic67]

Time will only tell fellas , maybe the dough drove her back to the weedge

[Problem Child]

they have a zero tolerance of drugs these days.

Weird thing to say William, can’t say I’ve ever got that vibe off her.

I have a funny  feeling she’ll turn up as an indie on AW doing days in glesga and Embra. And as yall know I’m hardly ever wrong!

[OldVic67]

Seems like this lass has pissed, shat and spewed in WL’s cornflakes anywayz. Only knows the bird by sight but she’s somehow a fat druggie    looking forward to your next review, wherever she resurrects, my good pal!

[mills_and_bhuna]

Seems like this lass has pissed, shat and spewed in WL’s cornflakes anywayz. Only knows the bird by sight but she’s somehow a fat druggie    looking forward to your next review, wherever she resurrects, my good pal!

I'm not getting that from his replies.
I'm assuming his reply about the drugs wasn't having a go at her specifically.
Willie does tend to be a little bit cryptic at times.

[willie loman]

I'm not getting that from his replies.
I'm assuming his reply about the drugs wasn't having a go at her specifically.
Willie does tend to be a little bit cryptic at times.

you read me correctly, i was asked if girls were allowed back, i replied , saying they had a zero drugs tolerance, didnt imply remotely that this referred to the lady in question.

[OldVic67]

I’m just fucking with you fella , no hassles 

[Sandman1874]

Was in Blair Street last week  Erica came on shift although she's now working under the name Darcy (which she used to use before in NTS).

[willie loman]

Was in Blair Street last week  Erica came on shift although she's now working under the name Darcy (which she used to use before in NTS).

and she seems slimmer than my recall, quite fanciable actually, will have a try one of these days.

[Problem Child]

Was in Blair Street last week  Erica came on shift although she's now working under the name Darcy (which she used to use before in NTS).

Just as I predicted 🙃
I’m like Quasimodo or something..