Author Topic: WeCare Remedy - Bournemouth  (Read 793 times)

Offline Fatman

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Booking mid August

So just going through the bucket list… table shower ✔️

So booked via email to get the 20% discount! All ok 1 hour table shower massage and1 hour massage.
Asked specifically for Lisa as I’d read good reviews of her early 30 good looking sex ect.
So after a crap drive down from Salisbury as a31 @ ringwood is a building site.

So parked up behind shop in carpark! No cash card only. £3 ? 2 hours
Walked to shop the past the famous car wash which was deserted so no prying eyes 👀
Into shop checked in said about I’ve booked Lisa for 2 hours “yes yes” I paid the £92 for my treatment that included the 20% discount! Then a few minutes later out pops Lisa well she’s definitely aged 15-20 and gained a few pounds😬
I looked at the receiptist and said is that Lisa “this is Lisa yes yes “ I’m like what the fuck shit journey paid  :dash: so little brain said see what happens..
so the new Lisa is out the door I follow about 10 yards behind back into car park and into the converted garage at the back.
Smallish rooms 1 wet room and the other massage bed so strip onto wet massage table the women strips down to underwear not a pleasant sight big pants nothing sexy.
So the wet massage begins soap water everywhere washes balls ass then on with the sea salt scrub then a gel and then washed showered off. 20 mins max.. I’m like it’s only 20 minutes she says more later.. ok into massage room which was ok massage (80 mins total time) she’s doing cc plenty of cock and ball strokes then turn over said £30 hg £60 btb no full sex.. said come twice £40 so first hg with oil then back into wet room more soap shower and 2 hg all done finished under the 2 hours..
back out into carpark and the heat..

Conclusion wouldn’t return until they get much fitter staff and the table shower is for 1 hour not 40 or so.

Happy hunting


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Very confusing Review.


"No cash card only. £3 ? 2 hours"

What does "£3 ? 2 hours" mean?


"I paid the £92 for my treatment that included the 20% discount!"

As far as I'm aware, 2 x £55 = £110 less 20% = £88 so maybe overcharged by £4 but not really sure why you put a "!" at the end ... £4 not the end of the world.


"out pops Lisa well she’s definitely aged 15-20"

WTF I hope you didn't mean that?  What age did you mean to type?



"said £30 hg £60 btb no full sex.. said come twice £40 so first hg with oil then back into wet room more soap shower and 2 hg"

"hg" ?  Ok, I assume you meant HE/HJ

£60 B2B seems reasonable. I can't remember whether I paid £40, £50 or £60 but it's been 3-4 years since I've been there.

"no full sex"  Were you expecting that?  I'm not sure what they used to offer on their AW ad (which doesn't appear to be on AW at the moment, the Vivastreet - Adult one is still there though)

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I am in the area shortly, I was thinking of going there ... now I'm not too sure ... BUT your Review is confusing.
« Last Edit: September 17, 2022, 02:56:10 pm by houseboot »

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I'd have thought it should be fairly obvious that the age comment was shorthand for "she has aged by about 15-20 years" (compared to what he was expecting or told, presumably).

But yeah, it's not written for ease of comprehension, that's for sure!

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Short hand but I could understand it.

"No cash card only. £3 ? 2 hours" - refers to car park

"out pops Lisa well she’s definitely aged 15-20" - Has aged 15-20 years

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Description of Lisa (from November 21)

"very attractive late 30’s Chinese lady"

"enjoyed light touches over her little knickers"

"very petite with a nice body. Tiny little tits with lovely nipples"

"quite a hairy pussy"


So, Yes, it seems like it was a "new" Lisa
« Last Edit: September 17, 2022, 05:38:43 pm by houseboot »

Offline Fatman

Ok I’m sorry totally fucked up the review!

So carpark is card only.. and I think I was £3 for 2 hours

The car wash was empty ✔️ no eyes 👀 or laughing as mentioned in my previous reviews!

Yes £92 paid the receptionist said that’s with %20 online discount! I didn’t challenge this!

Had booked Lisa and confirmed via email “ yes you have booked Lisa”

Lisa has aged incredibly in a few years… decades that’s why i questioned “is that Lisa”
And confirmed yes it’s Lisa

Only 40 mins in wash room not 1 hour..

So in total a crap waste of hard earned cash but after a shit drive down and little brain egging me on decided to caryon with the massage..

I’m looking forward to mr Houseboat next review…

I’m giving much thought to not giving anymore to this sight..

Bye 👋

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So we agree on one thing Fatman in that you've said, "Ok I’m sorry totally fucked up the review!"

As regards to the Wawa thread, which I had forgotten about, do you still not see the humour of someone with the handle "Fatman" walking out of a shop because the lady is ... too fat.

Yes, it was your money and you had every right to walk away but ... "Fatman" complaining about a fat lady was ... well ... funny  :lol:

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Ok so I’ve got an idea to all you forum helpers!

Why don’t you set a review template!

So us chaps can do a proper review! I know you have a review index at the beginning stage in red but do a step by step review system just like adultworks does, make it easier for us monkeys to fill out, so we can hit your exacting standards!

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Ok so I’ve got an idea to all you forum helpers!

Why don’t you set a review template!

So us chaps can do a proper review! I know you have a review index at the beginning stage in red but do a step by step review system just like adultworks does, make it easier for us monkeys to fill out, so we can hit your exacting standards!

Your wish is my command

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Phew ... it was hard work typing that fast  :lol:


Forum Helpers are ... well ... just "invited" volunteers who do the donkey work of trying to keep the site "tidy", e.g. posts are in the right region, Titles make sense, spelling mistakes are corrected, Reviews are indexed etc

We have no "power" that lies with the Owner, the Admins and the Mods.

Nb Don't ask me how you get an "invite" to become  Forum Helper ... I've no idea ... you just wake up one morning and notice your screen looks a bit different and then work out that you can do stuff you couldn't do before.

There has recently been a cull of Forum Helpers because some didn't realise they were Helpers and some rarely did any Helping. Some of us spent hours moving Massage Reviews from Escort Forum to Massage Forum.


« Last Edit: September 17, 2022, 07:05:39 pm by houseboot »

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Ummm I’m a parody of that person… I.e thin  :yahoo:

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Oh mr house boat you are a… c you next Tuesday ( I.e a cunt) and I really hope you enjoy sex and travel ( I.e fuck off) as said by sir Winston Churchill up your bum ✌️

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Oh mr house boat you are a… c you next Tuesday ( I.e a cunt) and I really hope you enjoy sex and travel ( I.e fuck off) as said by sir Winston Churchill up your bum ✌️


Oh dear, you do have issues don't you.

"Sense of humour" failure (WaWa thread)

Writing Reviews, ie this one, which you agreed you "totally fucked up".

And a failure to give thanks for, or acknowledge, the Review guidance you asked for.

Perhaps you need to reflect on you behaviour before calling others a "c" and telling them to "f o" ... or perhaps I've had a "sense of humour" failure and you're just a nice, lovable punter  :lol: