Author Topic: Thai Lanna, Kenilworth  (Read 2668 times)

Offline l1mpd1ck

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So a visit here. I had an unplanned opportunity to play and had had two long car journeys in 2 days so felt the need for a massage

Called and booked with 20 minutes notice.  Very exposed entrance on the main road and not many reasons to be there other than to visit the massage parlour. Luckily the door was unlocked so not left standing outside.

Tidy inside and greeted by a very slight Thai lady (could be anywhere between late 20s and early 40s) not unattractive. Dressed in black tunic and trousers.  Took the £50 massage fee and showed me to the room and left me to undress.  On return covered me with a towel from the waist up and worked on each leg in turn very thoroughly but without anything erotic. Covered lower half with towel and moved on to my back and arms.  She was breathing heavily as she was working hard.
On the turn half heartedly held the towel up and then put it on me, uncovering legs in turn. Worked on arms and shoulders and then stood back a litlle and asked if I'd enjoyed the massage.  I asked if we were finished and did she do anymore (It was a try on as I'd become convinced this was legit).  She held a finger to her lips and stroked my bits through the towel and held up 3 fingers, I countered with £20 and she nodded, again holding her finger to her lips.  She moved the towel aside and took her time over a slow HJ while I stroked her bottom. Pretty well done. Cleaned up, a bit of head and shoulder massage and good towel wipe down.  Shower not offered but I didn't ask. Gave her the £20 which she tucked into a pocket in her tunic.

Other girls there as I heard voices but didn't see them.

OK but not great VFM - I guess there is a premium for Kenilworth.

Entrance too indiscrete for me as I know quite a few people in Kenilworth.  If I did return it would be when it's dark.

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Think the pictures are of the actual place

Offline mr.bluesky

I also passed this place a few days ago and was thinking of calling in. Previous reports have also said its a bit on the pricey side. Good review though  :thumbsup: Like you say the shop front is right on the busy main road that goes through Kenilworth

Offline Silverrocket

I do believe there is a back entrance,might be worth asking when making an appointment.

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Offline shed

Is this a different place to the one opposite Maria?

Offline mr.bluesky

Is this a different place to the one opposite Maria?

Yes, this shop is in Kenilworth Town centre , a few hundred yards down from the Sainsbury store on the main road that goes through Kenilworth. ( A452) Warwick Road. If your going to visit then park in the Sainsbury car park ( 2 hours free parking) and walk to it. Only a few minutes walk away.
« Last Edit: September 18, 2022, 02:07:06 pm by mr.bluesky »

Offline shed

Yes, this shop is in Kenilworth Town centre , a few hundred yards down from the Sainsbury store on the main road that goes through Kenilworth.


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Offline mozhey

So this place doesn’t have a back entrance, I’ve asked. Also, when I went, I was massaged by some girl who was very professional. Turns out the main masseuse is actually a lesbian. She told me her Instagram and she has a partner.

My HE went offered she called another girl in for £20.

I was cheeky to say that the masseuse said £20 for topless and stuck to my guns. She said no, but she did put a cheeky finger up my arse. 💪

Offline mr.bluesky

So this place doesn’t have a back entrance, I’ve asked. Also, when I went, I was massaged by some girl who was very professional. Turns out the main masseuse is actually a lesbian. She told me her Instagram and she has a partner.

My HE went offered she called another girl in for £20.

I was cheeky to say that the masseuse said £20 for topless and stuck to my guns. She said no, but she did put a cheeky finger up my arse. 💪

You could have posted a review instead of tagging a comment on an existing posting  :unknown:

Offline Tightpants

You could have posted a review instead of tagging a comment on an existing posting  :unknown:
I think you are flogging a dead horse. He obviously punts but incapable of writing his own reviews.
Been pulled up before for piggybacking someone else's review.

Offline mozhey

You could have posted a review instead of tagging a comment on an existing posting  :unknown:

But Ive reviewed this place already gave it 10/10 for my experience. Surely don't need to review every-time i go there ?

Offline mr.bluesky

But Ive reviewed this place already gave it 10/10 for my experience. Surely don't need to review every-time i go there ?


It's not showing on your review count  :unknown:
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Offline Andywb

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It's not showing on your review count  :unknown:
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It's because he posted his review in the Regional Discussion on the same establishment

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=306484.msg3244521#msg3244521

Offline mr.bluesky

It's because he posted his review in the Regional Discussion on the same establishment

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=306484.msg3244521#msg3244521

Well spotted,  that was over a year ago  :thumbsup:

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Well spotted,  that was over a year ago  :thumbsup:

I hadn't actually spotted it was a year ago; I just had a quick look at his posts..... he has only 14 posts so it was a quick job