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My plan was to see Zoe Zoe but she wasn’t replying so I made a quick decision to see Natasha who has a load of positive reviews on here, although most do warn that she is fairly plain looking.
Easy parking outside her flats.
Opened the door and my was I underwhelmed. I was completely not attracted to her but she had a nice smile and was friendly so I stayed but was already worried.
If talking was a sport, Natasha would be the Polish champion. My word. I got her entire history of her 6 years in the UK, utterly bored me to tears. I often have conversations with WG’s and enjoy it but this was just dull.
Quick shower and onto the bed. I usually want to snog the girls face off, but in this case decided against kissing altogether. Started with her giving me a covered BJ. I will say that she can suck a cock, but it’s one dimensional as other than some slight fingers on the balls, nothing else gets any attention. Switched over and gave her some RO with a finger inside - this was the most animated she got during the session and seemed close to cumming but didn’t. Got her into mish and she closes her eyes and lies there like a dead fish other than for a constant fake moan of enjoyment. Got her legs up and filled the bag. She had a slight smell on her breath, nothing too unpleasant but I would’ve been put off if I’d been kissing her.
She gave me a massage which was pretty relaxing other than for the constant monologue. Technique wise she’s okay but she uses nowhere near enough pressure to make it meaningful. More effort needed. I did consider just letting her massage me for the entire punt, but changed my mind.
She doesn’t take any initiative throughout the punt, nothing is spontaneous, she literally asks about everything. Can I touch here? Do you want this? Etc. IMO, no sexual IQ to be found.
Flipped over and she gives me another BJ. Again nice, but could’ve done with sucking my cue-ball smooth balls that were freshly prepared. Wondered whether it would be faster to let her finish the BJ or get her into mish as I can get myself there with enough mental help. Decided on the latter, and managed to get there by thinking about the afternoon punt I was lining up in my head (2nd review to follow).
Shower and out. Easily the most dull punt I’ve had in a while and surprised she has so many positives. To me, she seems like a 40 year old matron, not a WG, and really needs to work on her chat to make it interesting or arrousing.
