I've always wondered why there isn't a decent gentleman's club in East Anglia / this side of Cambridgeshire. From the news, it looks like there was one, and it was shut down by some party poopers a few years back.
If there was one say, a private one, I'd be happy to be a frequent patron. To be honest, it could make up the 'filler' / 'fluffer' event before your main entree gangbang! I'd even bring along some fizz!