Author Topic: Sexilexie3 - Ilkeston  (Read 1263 times)


8 review(s) for this service provider (AdultWork - 6792198) (1 positive, 6 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by j122]

Offline TrainGuy

Apparently AKA Heidi at Spangles

External Link/Members Only

30 mins - £80

Location: Ground floor flats behind a chippy in central Ilkeston. Pretty discrete with plenty of parking nearby. Had to be guided in on the phone though as it’s not the easiest to find. There was another lady working there and a “friend” sat in the living room I passed on the way to the bedroom. Had the feel of a parlour - especially as I got in the room and there was a roll of paper on the bed.

Girl: Not sure who the AW pics are of but it’s not this girl unless there’s a LOT of photoshop. She’s covered in tattoos and has tonnes of piercings. Really chavvy looking but still quite fit. 24 seems right, black / brown hair in a bob. Nice body, natural c cup tits, great bum, smooth and smelled good.

Action: I went to test out the profile claims of “sloppy blow job queen” “ultimate pse” “let’s see how far we can get your dick down my throat” I’ll cut to the chase - she failed on all counts.

The BJ was good. But it wasn’t sloppy, went deep about 25% of the time, clearly had no intention of backing up the profile claims.

Binned off the oral as I was getting bored… went to fuck her in mish but she did that thing with her legs that meant I could only get my dick about half way in. I persevered, but even then she said “not too deep”. - you know, like a real PSE  :dash:

So after the disappointing owo and then the disappointing sex I thought I’d have a go at some RO. She has a really pretty pussy and it was fresh and nicely wet. But just as I was getting into it she shouted “NO FINGERS I DON’T LIKE THAT”.

So I decided I’d get my cock sucked some more and cum over her tits. (Her profile says CIM at discretion but I was told in advance that was not on the menu)

Left after about 20 mins.

Why put such bullshit claims on your profile? If it was a basic gfe for £60 / £70 I’d probably go back, as she was fit enough and gave a decent BJ. But to promise the world and deliver such mediocrity is just poor hence the neutral.


Offline BobbyMystic

Really appreciate this review. Had my eye on this SP for some time but just had a bad feeling about it. Went as far as calling her to book and then something came up and had to cancel.

Sorry it went badly for you. But really appreciate the review. Well written too btw.

Offline TrainGuy

Really appreciate this review. Had my eye on this SP for some time but just had a bad feeling about it. Went as far as calling her to book and then something came up and had to cancel.

Sorry it went badly for you. But really appreciate the review. Well written too btw.

That’s what this site is for matey.
And thanks for the feedback  :hi:

Offline Slippery dave

Spangles massage parlour, Hedi. I did a review earlier in the year, mine was also a neutral. Just too many things she doesn't like for a gfe service.

Offline Dipper

Seems she’s set herself up as an ‘oral only’ provider.

As has been said, as soon as you start reading lists of don’t do’s alarm bells ring.  :thumbsdown: