£40 for an hour massage
£30 for happy ending
I was feeling particularly frisky this afternoon and decided to try out Paradise Massage on Berry Street. A quick telephone call confirmed they could fit me in and I was in the parking around the corner in Colquitt Street within minutes, there are a few parking locations in the area so that isn't an issue for drivers. I attempted to find a cashpoint which took me all the way back to Liverpool Central Station and in the rain was slightly dampening my spirits a little, especially when it turns out they take cards for the massage and extras.
Access is through the usual single doorway leading upstairs to a glazed doorway with bell, one ring and a short wait later I was greeted by Bee. A short, curvy Thai lady around thirty, her figure definitely piqued my interest and I was suddenly feeling much more enthusiastic. I paid my £40 for the hour and was instructed to use room 1 (of 3). A quick disrobe and Bee arrived and the massage commenced, it was an okay Thai massage with adequate pressure and skills. There were no CC swipes, no teasing or lead up and so after about thirty minutes, the chaos commenced when Bee asked the question of extras?
B2B was £100.
I was sorely tempted by the B2B, but it seemed a little steep and I tried to haggle down to £80, but she was having none of it. Difficult as well to argue when they have a card machine so, having agreed to £100 off she went for the machine. It turns out that we got our wires crossed, and the price was for an additional £100 on top of the £40. Call me a miser but £140 when we have the likes of Czech Lucy in Chester is a no-no for me. This comedy of errors completely ruined the moment for me and we agreed on the HE for £30. So, about 45 minutes in I was asked to turn over where an industrious and determined hand job commenced, probably the least erotic I have experienced in my life. A brief massage after and I was out the door feeling annoyed and cheated about 50 minutes after entering.
Not one I would recommend.
