Hanna Lorde - Nottingham

[Me4U]

This meet happened in last month, incall meet for 2hrs at Notts hotel, paid £250!

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Well been trying to arrange a meet for a while, then boom, date and time arranged - did me DD on here before and could see loads of decent reviews, profile and pics look tidy, so thought yes in for a good one!

Comms to arrange were spot on, confirmed on the day all was good, on arrival prompt details to get in, access to hotel, quick and easy, no issue getting in past reception, all good! Loads of parking, given its in the city, she did direct me to suitable parking.

Right, Hanna is probably the age she stats, 46 and has a decent body, looks after herself in shape and appearance, not caked in makeup just the plane Jane look, small pair of tits but just enough.

Knock the door, in I go, she’s hid behind door in a small room, but clean and tidy, she was dressed in nice blank dress with sexy undies, first impressions was she’s ok, but seemed very friendly and keen, which is always a good start.

Shower offered, straight into DFK, which was ok, hands all over, loads of grabbing and getting him ready for action, she then throws me onto the bed, boxers off and straight into owo, which was very good, loads of ball play and sucking, tells me she loves it and could spend all day sucking, well get on with it then! She carried on for about 20 minutes, sap rising so dressed up and she climbs on top. Again she goes for it and rode me like a bull, slow, fast, slow decent rhythm. My turn over she goes, doggy, great ass, away I go for a while, feel the sap, so off with the Mac for more owo, again very good rhythm, but want her on top again so, dressed up again and she rides me for a while, I cannot hold anymore, fill the bag, she continues for a while, then climbs off, mac off and cleans me up! Bit of chit chat then she’s down again, more owo, a good 15 mins but no second load in sight, so called it a day, shower offered, quick chat about future meets and I am out! Back to the car in just under the 2hrs.

For me, she delivered everything well and with enthusiasm, eager to please, but for me just no attraction, she’s a decent bird, decent body but looks wise not my type, just didn’t find her attractive so kinda took the wow out of the meet, hey we all have different tastes/likes and most of her reviews say sexy and decent, but just not for me.

Recommend, despite lack of attraction I would recommend, decent body, but delivered everything with energy and enthusiasm, eager to please and a nice bird. I won’t be going back but ticked off the hot list.

[Me4U]

Sorry, should be in East Mids, can this be moved, cheers!

[alabama1]

Wrong section. Should be in East Mids 

[Me4U]

I know pal, realised after I hit post - did stick a message straight on asking for it to be moved, hopefully someone will move it to EM 

[JD1]

Thanks for the review. I’ve seen her profile before and didn’t really get it… Minimum price £250 for an average looking woman in her late 40s offering standard services

Not saying she looks bad or anything, and sounds like you had an alright time, just can think of better ways to spend £250!

[Stongwee53]

Ive always been tempted to see her as she obviously gives a good service and services i enjoy but minimum 2 hour booking means id struggle to find the time for a visit plus warrant paying that aswell. Maybe 1 hours will return one day

[Me4U]

Couldn’t agree more, not sure why I was lured in for the 2hrs but was proper buzzing for it, she does offer 1hr bookings but think you may have to see her for the 2hr first, she mentioned this at the end of our meet, but guess biting the bullet for the 2hr is the deal breaker! But as I said horses for course and just not for me, not even the hour!

[Hanna Lorde (Service Provider)]

Erm thanks for the review, I think. I’m so sorry you were disappointed.  I’m not going to be for everyone and to be honest, if a punter doesn’t find me attractive, I would prefer him to make his excuses and not go ahead with the booking.

It makes you feel pretty shit knowing a punter not only feels you lured him in, but then got intimate with you for 2 hrs, the whole time not finding you attractive at all.  I’m at least grateful you found my service to be satisfactory.  May you have better luck in your future punting.  I found you to be a nice guy

[Baller]

Erm thanks for the review, I think. I’m so sorry you were disappointed.  I’m not going to be for everyone and to be honest, if a punter doesn’t find me attractive, I would prefer him to make his excuses and not go ahead with the booking.

It makes you feel pretty shit knowing a punter not only feels you lured him in, but then got intimate with you for 2 hrs, the whole time not finding you attractive at all.  I’m at least grateful you found my service to be satisfactory.  May you have better luck in your future punting.  I found you to be a nice guy

Classy response from a classy lady 

[Dipper]

Fabulous profile. Is that a natural lady garden I see in the jeans and top up pic?

Out of my price bracket but a full bush would have me saving and booking. 

[sensualencounter]

Looks are obviously subjective and attraction likewise. I think she’s very attractive and described her as a gorgeous MILF in my review. And as for service - she fucks with the energy of a horny teenager but with the skills of someone who knows exactly what she’s doing. To me that’s a perfect combination.

As for the moaning about £250 being too much, then how much do you expect to pay for 2 hours with a decent escort? That’s £125 per hour, which is much less than the majority of escorts’ hourly rates nowadays. And if 2 hours is too long, then move on to an escort that offers shorter bookings. 

[JD1]

Fair point on the price - I realised after my previous comment that £250/2hr is not actually a bad rate, just I usually go for 30m bookings.

I think she looks alright but maybe one for the older gents, she's old enough to be my mum.

[sensualencounter]

Fabulous profile. Is that a natural lady garden I see in the jeans and top up pic?

Out of my price bracket but a full bush would have me saving and booking. 

No, not full bush at all. A little landing strip and everything else smooth. If it was full bush then I’d be running for the hills but each to their own!!

[Direwolf]

she's old enough to be my mum.

Same but each to their own lol I think she looks FAF

Personally I love milfs  oldest I've had is just over double my age and it was one the best fucks of my life

[sensualencounter]

Fair point on the price - I realised after my previous comment that £250/2hr is not actually a bad rate, just I usually go for 30m bookings.

I think she looks alright but maybe one for the older gents, she's old enough to be my mum.

From your reviews I can see you’re a blow and go / 30 mins punter so absolutely a different kettle of fish in terms of length of booking.

As regards age, I think she’s one of the few SPs who puts her correct age up and looks younger by a few years. If you are about 25 or under, then you could be young enough to be her son. But as she has a “no under 35s” policy then I guess she won’t be for you anyway?

[JD1]

From your reviews I can see you’re a blow and go / 30 mins punter so absolutely a different kettle of fish in terms of length of booking.

As regards age, I think she’s one of the few SPs who puts her correct age up and looks younger by a few years. If you are about 25 or under, then you could be young enough to be her son. But as she has a “no under 35s” policy then I guess she won’t be for you anyway?

Yep, looks like neither of us are each others target demographic.

She has plenty of positive reviews on here, so must be delivering a good service.

[Dipper]

Looks are obviously subjective and attraction likewise. I think she’s very attractive and described her as a gorgeous MILF in my review. And as for service - she fucks with the energy of a horny teenager but with the skills of someone who knows exactly what she’s doing. To me that’s a perfect combination.

As for the moaning about £250 being too much, then how much do you expect to pay for 2 hours with a decent escort? That’s £125 per hour, which is much less than the majority of escorts’ hourly rates nowadays. And if 2 hours is too long, then move on to an escort that offers shorter bookings. 

No moaning here, just talking from my own point of view. Were a shorter timed booking available I’d be there.

[sniffer]

She does 1 hour bookings when on tour in Newcastle.

[chandlerhandler]

No moaning here, just talking from my own point of view. Were a shorter timed booking available I’d be there.

Me too, the 2 hour investment wouldn't be worth it to a one shot guy like me!

[Dipper]

Me too, the 2 hour investment wouldn't be worth it to a one shot guy like me!

Precisely. 

[hunkybc]

Looks are obviously subjective and attraction likewise. I think she’s very attractive and described her as a gorgeous MILF in my review. And as for service - she fucks with the energy of a horny teenager but with the skills of someone who knows exactly what she’s doing. To me that’s a perfect combination.

As for the moaning about £250 being too much, then how much do you expect to pay for 2 hours with a decent escort? That’s £125 per hour, which is much less than the majority of escorts’ hourly rates nowadays. And if 2 hours is too long, then move on to an escort that offers shorter bookings. 

I back your statement looks are subjective....what one person find attractive another ones does not.  Thats the gamble we all take with punting.  For me still one of the best punts ive had...a few have come close but not close enough.  I was supposed to see her again this Month but had to cancel....will have to wait for meet number 2!

[gbyld87]

Hanna was enthusiastically recommended to me by one of her Friends, but the minimum 2hrs does put me off - I usually book for 1hr.  I've noticed quite a few SPs move to longer minimum bookings in Nottingham recently - Nina and Lena spring to mind (although i think Nina has always been minimum 1hr actually).  I think I understand why, but it does feel like more of a high-stakes gamble on a first booking.

[hunkybc]

It is high stake and you also gambling on the sp being on top form too on the day!  Thats why we have this bible of a site though to help us aid our decision making!  Im now having flash backs of all the bad punts ive...and then all the good ones and then also the stupid ones where they have been extortionate on price....but as long as you walk away smiling :-D

[bobby_dizzler]

Ive always been tempted to see her as she obviously gives a good service and services i enjoy but minimum 2 hour booking means id struggle to find the time for a visit plus warrant paying that aswell. Maybe 1 hours will return one day

I'd like to see her as well. I tried to get an appointment (1 hour back then) before lockdown but couldn't make the diaries work. I've lost my AW account now due to inactivity (over lockdown), so now would be starting again with feedback so can't book an appointment - it's like that with a few service providers these days.

[Jamesbattersea]

I'm normally a one shit one hour guy but i reckon i could be a two shot guy in two hours.
However i would prefer to spend 300 quid on 2 one hour bookings than 250 quid on 1 two hour booking.
I have to say that i've never had the pleasure of Hannahs company but from her profile she looks lovely and frkm her writrings on here she seems interesting and inteligent.
I'm over 35 so i'm aloud to book but live in Lincoln so a two hour round trip plus a two hour booking means four hours and i just don't have time in a day for that unfortunatly.

[Stoking]

Hanna was enthusiastically recommended to me by one of her Friends, but the minimum 2hrs does put me off - I usually book for 1hr.  I've noticed quite a few SPs move to longer minimum bookings in Nottingham recently - Nina and Lena spring to mind (although i think Nina has always been minimum 1hr actually).  I think I understand why, but it does feel like more of a high-stakes gamble on a first booking.

Lena tends to only do 30min bookings when she's a bit skint or when the scene is quiet.

I generally only have ever seen her with 30 min bookings and seen her quite a few times since she came back to the UK.

[Charliehutton]

Me too, the 2 hour investment wouldn't be worth it to a one shot guy like me!

Same here. She sounds nice, but I'm strictly a one pop half-hour man. I wonder if she offers a rebate to anyone who may nod off? Just asking for a friend.