Warsaw June 2022 Reviews

[vindici]

Since Kyiv is closed at the moment and my usual UK tour is fucked since the wife was with me, I managed to get some punting done in Poland.

I'll share the reviews I posted at Garsoniera, please excuse the grammar etc since I needed to use Google Translate.

Also, I prefer BBWs, MILFs and GILFs, so bear that in mind when reading the reviews.

Background Info:
External Link/Members Only is where I did my research to find punts.
External Link/Members Only is the Polish equivalent of UKP, and there you can try to do your due diligence, however bear in mind that polish SPs change their numbers frequently, so it can be a challenge.
Polish SPs almost never have WhatsApp/Viber/Telegram, so you will need a local SIM which you can get from any Zabka convenience store.
I also have a local Polish guy who placed phone calls and bookings for me in cases where the SP did not speak english nor responded to my SMSs. If you want his deets, you can send me a DM. I can share his contact, but bear in mind he charges £100 for this service, and I was there for a week. Cheapskates, tossers and non contributors need not apply.
Google translate is your friend and you can use Uber to cheaply get around the city.
My Hotel was nice but needed a keycard to use the lift, which was a total pain in the arse. Reception didn't give a monkeys about the girls though...

Review 1:

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One Line Review Summary
Scam service, totally wasted my time and I lost a lot of money for nothing

Recommended
No this service is to be avoided

Price and Booking
600zl
2 hours at my hotel

Services requested
Passionate kissing, blowjob without, 69, sex with condom

Services delivered
Nothing

Communication
Bad, I arranged a visit to the massage place, and the address was given. When I arrived at the agreed time, the phone was not answered, only after 20mins waiting was I admitted to the room. On the second attempt the girl arrived more than 2 hours late.

Location/Apartment
Apartment was very clean and tidy, massage room was very fresh and bathroom was available to me

Appearance and Hygiene
Not the girl in the picture, I like mature women with very big boobs, this girl was young and had small breasts. The second girl that was sent to me had big boobs but was very young, we all know young girls give the worst service and have the worst attitude, so this was a complete disaster. I wanted to meet the girl in the advertisement, not her daughter.

Action
When I entered the apartment and got a look at the girl, I realised it was not what I had intended to meet. I explained to the girl that she is not of interest to me and she was polite and let me leave the apartment. I gave her a small amount to compensate her, but it was not her who was the dispatcher.
The dispatcher called back and said she had the girl with the big breasts and could arrange an outcall to my hotel for 600zl. I agreed but explained very clearly that whoever she send has to provide passionate kissing, and not turn her head away or move back when we were kissing. She agreed to send someone appropriate.
There was a long delay and the girl arrived 2 hours late with no updates from the dispatcher.
I collected the girl from the lobby and was disappointed to see a young girl, not the mature one from the picture again. At this point it was very late 23:00 so I had to accept. She was accompanied by a pimp
I try to book indies so it was a shocked to meet a pimp this way. I had to pay the money directly to the pimp who then left.
When we started the session, the girl did exactly what I knew she would, she moved her head away each time I tried to kiss her, and constantly moved backward with all my approaches. In the end after about 10mins, and after I had complained 3 times she left.
This agency is a total scam, unprofessional and only worth booking for short meetings to empty the trousers, a longer more sensual meeting is not provided by them, but they want to charge the price for VIP service.

Summary
Waste of time and money, scam agency with many pimps

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Review 2
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One line overview
Very nice and kind lady, decent service
 
Recommended
Yes for lovers of muscular women
 
Price
PLN 400
1 hour at her place
 
Services ordered
Passionate kisses, OWO, 69, safe sex
 
Services provided
No kisses, OWO, 69, sex with a condom
 
Communication
Great, she made an appointment for a text message, she speaks English well, we made an appointment on time, but she managed to meet earlier and I was accepted at the right time.
 
Location / Apartment
The apartment was very clean and tidy, the bathroom was fresh, a clean towel was provided as well as ice water.
 
Appearance and hygiene
It fits exactly in her photos, with very masculine features from her face, but that is true for all bodybuilders. The tits were fake and smaller than in the photos. Hygiene was impeccable.
 
Action
Kissing was not allowed, only on the neck, it was a bit of a disappointment as I feel like sessions without it are very impersonal and robotic. However, I was here to try something new so I didn't lose my excitement about it. She started sucking on my naked cock and she had a very good technique while she was doing it, I was examining her body and squeezing her muscles. It was exciting. I moved her to position 69 and we enjoyed each other. He has a large clitoris, which is typical of bodybuilders. She fucked my face hard with her pussy and I had to ask her to slow down to avoid ending prematurely. When I was ready she put on a condom and fucked me while I lay down. I ended up hard and then we rested and talked.
 
Summary
Pleasant novelty of the session, a very intelligent and nice woman. I will not visit again as just wanted to try it but had a good time.

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Review 3
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One line summary
Nice lady, round body, big soft tits, excellent service.
 
Recommended
Yes
 
Price
PLN 250
1 hour at her place
 
Services ordered
Passionate kisses, OWO, 69, safe sex
 
Services provided
Passionate kisses, OWO, 69, safe sex
 
Communication
Excellent, she speaks perfect English
 
Location / Apartment
The apartment was in a new building, very clean and tidy. The bathroom was fresh with everything I needed, a clean towel was provided.
 
Appearance and hygiene
It fits her photos, some are clearly from her youth but fresh, including videos, photos and videos are taken from the right angle, in fact it's a bit bigger but I like that. Hygiene was impeccable.
 
Action
It started with a lot of kissing and cuddling each other, sucking profusely on her big natural tits, then there was a blowjob without, 69, more kissing and cuddling, and then having sex with her on top with a condom.
 
summary
Very good session, she did everything I wanted with no complaints and also didn't try to rush. We took our time and had the complete pleasure.

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Review 4
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One line summary
Nice lady, round body, with big soft tits, decent service.
 
Recommended
Yes
 
Price
PLN 250
1 hour at her place
 
Services ordered
Passionate kisses, OWO, 69, safe sex
 
Services provided
Light kisses, OWO, 69 position, secured sex
 
Communication
Very good, she got the address quickly and she replied immediately upon my arrival and asked for a floor / apartment / etc
Does not speak any English
 
Location / Apartment
The apartment was clean and tidy, I got a clean towel and had a shower in its place, the bed is a mattress on the floor.
 
Appearance and hygiene
It looks like in the photos, but with a bigger belly. Big soft tits were clean and fresh.
 
Action
I started with a OWO a good technique, had to ask her to slow down, kissing a lot, however it was light kissing not passionate, I sucked on her big tits and told her to slide to position 69 and choke my face with her fat pussy. Very erotic. I asked her to suck on me a little more, and then she sat down on me until the end.
 
summary
A decent session, did everything I asked for without complaining although anything above basic service costs extra. She tried to rush me a little and I had to ask her several times to slow down. However, I had a great time and enjoyed the meeting and will see her again.

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Review 5
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One line summary
Lovely woman, excellent service, intelligent company, honest and kind. One of the best punts I've had in Poland.
 
Recommended
Yes
 
Price and reservation
PLN 600
2 hours outcall to my hotel
 
Services ordered
Passionate kisses, OWO, 69, safe sex
 
Services provided
Passionate kisses, OWO, 69, safe sex
 
Communication
Great, replied quickly, arrived at the agreed time, no fucking about.
Speaks fluent English
 
Location / Parking / Apartment
Departure to my hotel room
 
Appearance and hygiene
She arrived at the hotel dressed discreetly, no one would suspect her. Her photos match her 100% and she has a very pretty face. She had nice makeup and had a fresh bath before arriving. She is a real beauty.
 
Action
She changed into sexy lingerie, we had drinks together and hugged on the bed. When we were ready there was a lot of passionate kissing and she came downstairs and gave me a decent blowjob without protection. Then I licked her and then we moved to position 69, I wanted to end up with her on top so I could suck on her big tits. She rode on me until I was done and after that I was happy. She packed up and left the room.
 
Summary
Great session, exactly the sexy busty MILF I like to fuck. She was good company and could speak English fluently with me. I wrote down her number and I will try to see her the next time I visit Warsaw.

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Kasia Discreetly BBW - Review 6

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Appointment
Hassle-free. You can make an appointment from the previous day to the next day. You can by SMS. Kasia writes back quickly. She is verbal and punctual. Speaks excellent English 😎🤝

Premises
Outcall to my Hotel for 200zl
Others have said however:
"Great location, good access from all sides. Parking (paid) without much problem. The building is large, high, two elevators, complete anonymity. The restaurant on a high floor. Plain, bright apartment. In the bathroom, shower, water, gel, towel - everything you need. Comfortable, hard bed in the room."

Kasia
BBW as it describes itself in the advertisement. Whoever does not accept this fact should not go. The pictures are accurate
The girl is young (around 30), quite pretty (glasses add charm to her), intelligent (it's fun to talk to her), curvy. In addition, it is unassuming. The door opens only in a short T-shirt. She is barefoot and without panties - like a friend from a dormitory. For the proper action, she takes everything off herself and is completely naked. You can admire and touch her large body without restrictions. It does not hide anything and does not mask anything.

Action
She arrived on time and took a shower right away
Very good service, lots of passionate kisses, oral sex without condom, 69, riding me to the end with her. She didn't stay the entire hour, but that was my choice and I only wanted one end. A friendly and intelligent girl.
In the second meeting, she used her hand too much during the blowjob, I asked her to stop doing it and she did, so the meeting was still satisfying.

Summary
Great BBW meet, she is my go to girl in Warsaw, decent availability, speaks good English, satisfying service. Met her 3 times in total, and she has been great on each occasion.

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Review 7 - Klara GILF

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PLN 150 for 1h, payment requested and transferred at the start.
 
Communication:
Very good, arrange a meeting via messages on WhatsApp, it was difficult to find the right apartment block but finally managed to get there
 
Lady:
GILF with a big pair of tits. Also a big belly. I like it so it's not a problem for me. Klara was clean and presentable, with no hygiene problems. It's her in the pictures, but they're taken from the best possible angle.
 
Apartment:
It was clean and tidy, I was offered water on arrival and took a shower. The bathroom was clean and a fresh towel was provided.
 
Service:
In a word, Terrible. Kissing is not offered and the unprotected blowjob was done for only a few short strokes, then she began to pull on my dick like a jackhammer. I had to keep asking her to stop doing it and to slow down.
She pointed at the clock and said that my time was going to end soon and that PLN 150 for "fast". I had to pick up the phone and start surfing her ad to show that she was advertising PLN150/hour before I brought the photo, she agreed there was more time but her service was shit. She is lazy and just wanted to quit as soon as possible. Her favorite word is no.
 
I do not recommend or come back. Total waste of money.

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Review 8 - Sofia GILF

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I made an appointment via SMS for 30min 120 PLN payable on arrival.

No picture attached this time, since I believe all photos in the classifieds are fake. She is much older, has a fuller figure, but I like that. I was there to fuck granny with huge tits.
 
No problems getting into the apartment, directions were clear enough.
 
The apartment was clean, tidy and fresh, I took a shower on arrival and the bathroom was clean with a selection of soaps and mouthwash.
 
The service was pretty good although I can't remember if there was any kissing, I think she refused but I'm not sure. Oral was unprotected and very good, very enjoyable. Big tits to suck, made sure to feast on them, she agreed when I asked her to do it and she didn't rush me. He ended up fucking her in the missionary position with a condom, I think she had some problem with her knees, so she was not able to ride me as I usually prefer.
 
I would book her again, the 30-minute service for PLN 120 is decently priced.

She doesn't speak any English

[Sunny]

Review 2
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One line overview
Very nice and kind lady, decent service
 
Recommended
Yes for lovers of muscular women
 
Price
PLN 400
1 hour at her place
 
Services ordered
Passionate kisses, OWO, 69, safe sex
 
Services provided
No kisses, OWO, 69, sex with a condom
 
Communication
Great, she made an appointment for a text message, she speaks English well, we made an appointment on time, but she managed to meet earlier and I was accepted at the right time.
 
Location / Apartment
The apartment was very clean and tidy, the bathroom was fresh, a clean towel was provided as well as ice water.
 
Appearance and hygiene
It fits exactly in her photos, with very masculine features from her face, but that is true for all bodybuilders. The tits were fake and smaller than in the photos. Hygiene was impeccable.
 
Action
Kissing was not allowed, only on the neck, it was a bit of a disappointment as I feel like sessions without it are very impersonal and robotic. However, I was here to try something new so I didn't lose my excitement about it. She started sucking on my naked cock and she had a very good technique while she was doing it, I was examining her body and squeezing her muscles. It was exciting. I moved her to position 69 and we enjoyed each other. He has a large clitoris, which is typical of bodybuilders. She fucked my face hard with her pussy and I had to ask her to slow down to avoid ending prematurely. When I was ready she put on a condom and fucked me while I lay down. I ended up hard and then we rested and talked.
 
Summary
Pleasant novelty of the session, a very intelligent and nice woman. I will not visit again as just wanted to try it but had a good time.

Damn is she more muscular in person? Tight pussy? Is she quite tall? Might have to book a small trip to Poland

[vindici]

Damn is she more muscular in person? Tight pussy? Is she quite tall? Might have to book a small trip to Poland

She's very muscular, pussy was tight, and she is tall.

[Sunny]

Yh one of the websites lists her as 181cm about 5ft11/6ft. Rare to find a muscular woman that size. Most of them tend to be short/stocky

Wonder if she ever plans on visiting the UK?

[vindici]

Wonder if she ever plans on visiting the UK?

Extremely unlikely.

[vindici]

Yh one of the websites lists her as 181cm about 5ft11/6ft. Rare to find a muscular woman that size. Most of them tend to be short/stocky

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More info and face pics here.

[Sunny]

Wow face looks rough looks like a bouncer. You wouldn’t want to get in a fight with her

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Review 9
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Agreed an outcall, when the time came, she did not arrive and blocked all my calls.

Recommended
No, she intentionally wasted my time

Price and Booking
300zl
1 hour at my hotel

Services requested
Passionate kissing, blowjob without condom, 69, sex with condom

Services delivered
Nothing

Communication
Horrible. Initially she was very pleasant and polite on the phone. Seemed friendly and I was looking forward to meeting such a woman. Then at the agreed time, she was did not arrive, and I waited like an idiot in the hotel lobby for her, she didn't answer my calls, or explain via SMS, just blocked the 2 numbers I called from without any explanation.

Location/Apartment
Not relevant

Appearance and Hygiene
???

Action
There was nothing. The worst part was that I had arranged a meet at 4pm, which is a busy time for girls. It was almost impossible for me as a foreigner to arrange an alternative with such short notice. Girls always complain that guys don't come and waste their time, however this girl did the same. I can understand if there is a problem and the meeting has to be cancelled. All I need is an SMS to explain the situation. But to leave me there waiting in a hotel lobby like an idiot is not respectful. To add further insult, when I call to ask what is happening she blocks my number. Very unprofessional and callous behaviour. This is so unnecessary, if a meeting needs to be cancelled, even at the last minute, some contact should be taken.

Summary
Wasted my time and I lost a day from my vacation.

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Review 10
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One Line Review Summary
Decent service from a brothel girl. Pleasant and friendly.

Recommended
Yes

Price and Booking
200zl (can't remember exactly, but base price is 120, then kissing and oral with condom was extra)
1 hour in the salon

Services requested
Passionate kissing, blowjob without condom, 69, sex with condom

Services delivered
Light kissing, blowjob without condom, 69, sex with condom

Communication
Decent considering I don't speak Polish and the dispatcher didn't speak english. Address was sent and code given quickly upon arrival.

Location/Apartment
Apartment was basic but functional. I did not shower since I had showered before at my own hotel. Room was clean with a mattress on the floor. Very basic. It was a hot day and the fan was on.

Appearance and Hygiene
She is the girl from the pictures and they are accurate, although she does have a larger belly (ok for me I like this). She was clean, with no hygiene issues.

Action
When I entered the apartment all the girls did a line up, I was only interested in girls with big tits. BBW, MILF, or GILF I don't care so much as long as they have big tits. Zuza had the biggest in the group and as a bonus she spoke english. I negotiated services with her and got straight onto her tits. Big with responsive nipples 😎 Blowjob technique was good, not too much hand. More play with her boobs, then 69, then her riding me with a condom to finish. During the session I did not feel rushed and was finished in around 40mins.

Summary
Decent service for a salon, but I guess that is because Zuza is a decent woman. I would return to this place to see her again. Zuza gave good service and was friendly and intelligent.

Attitude - Very Good
Hygiene - Excellent
Sex - Good
Blowjob - Very Good
Value for Money - Good

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Review 9
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[sir wanksalot]

Hope you don't mind me saying this but you clearly have a "type" of woman you're attracted to.

Have you not tried to see some other Polish women when there?

[vindici]

Hope you don't mind me saying this but you clearly have a "type" of woman you're attracted to.

Have you not tried to see some other Polish women when there?

Why would I pay to see women I'm not attracted to?

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Extraordinary work! Thanks for posting.

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Review 10

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One Line Review Summary
Basic service for a basic price. Professional arrangements, good option for those looking for a cheap and fast service.

Recommended
Yes, but not for me

Price and Booking
160zl
1 hour in the salon

Services requested
Passionate kissing, blowjob without condom, 69, sex with condom, 2 Girls

Services delivered
No kissing, blowjob with condom, sex with condom, 2 Girls

Communication
Very good, dispatcher did speak some English, address and instructions were given clearly, phone was answered promptly on arrival

Location/Apartment
Apartment was basic but functional. I did not shower since I had showered before at my own hotel. Room was clean with a mattress on the floor. Very basic.

Appearance and Hygiene
I think the girl in the blue dress could be Kasia, she had big tits and dark hair, MILF body, the other girl was dark haired, slim and tall. The tall girl had decent hygiene, however there was a smell of sweat from Kasia, this is a conveyor belt place, so hygiene standards may not be as good as from an indie.

Action
When I got in I explained I wanted a 2 girl session, kissing and french without rubber was not on offer, the tall girl who spoke English, brought Kasia into the room, and I asked if there were other girls, she said that there were not (I saw at least one when I walked in). Service was pretty basic, one sucking the dick while I sucked on the other one's tits, changing places now and again. I preferred Kasia since she has the kind of body I like, so I asked the other one to suck me, while I nuzzled into Kasias tits. As I did this I could smell sweat from Kasia. I finished with Kasia riding me on top and the other one gently stroking my body. I did enjoy fucking Kasia, since I like big titted MILFs with dark hair.

Summary
Basic service for a basic price. There was no cheating here, although I don't think I got my full time allocation, but since I had a plane to catch, I was also in somewhat of a hurry. The tall girl was very friendly and charming, although Kasia was more reserved. Since I prefer a more intimate service, I will probably not vist this place again, but it remains a good option if I am in a hurry, since they are at least reliable and deliver what they promise, even if it is basic.

Attitude - Good
Hygiene - Girl 1 Good, Girl 2 Bad
Sex - Adequate
Blowjob - Adequate
Value for Money - Acceptable

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Review 11

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One Line Review Summary
Decent service with 2 big girls, however I did not get my full 1 hour

Recommended
Yes

Price and Booking
200zl
1 hour for 2 girls at their apartment

Services requested
Passionate kissing, blowjob without condom, 69, sex with condom, 2 Girls

Services delivered
Light kissing, blowjob without condom, sex with condom, 2 Girls

Communication
Acceptable since neither speaks english. They did their best to help guide me. They were unable to explain the apartment number, so one of the girls came out to meet me.

Location/Apartment
Apartment was very clean and tidy, bed was a mattress on the floor.

Appearance and Hygiene
They are both much older than 40, and have big tits and bigger bellies. Hygiene was acceptable. I will call them Minka and Kinga, but I do not know their names.

Action
I had booked Minka, but when I got in I saw Kinga sitting on the sofa in the other room, and honestly she looked much better than the one I booked, bigger tits and lots of make up. I asked if a 2 girl was possible, and it was another 100zl on top. Action was pretty regular for 2 girl, alternating blowjobs while I sucked the tits of the other one, Kinga tits were bigger so I got Minka to do the majority of the blowjob, which pissed her off somewhat. She seemed much lazier and wanted Kinga to do the "work". At one point Minka got a condom on and started riding me, whilst I continued on Kingas tits. To finish I wanted to fuck Kinga in missionary, but before that I went to give her oral. She cleaned herself up and used some lube on herself. This made giving her oral unpleasant and disgusting, so I moved on to fuck her and then we were done.

Summary
Decent service and very pleasant women, my only complaint is that they were constantly rushing me to finish, which is very annoying, since I have to keep interrupting them, also the lube before oral was a terrible idea. I would return, but only to see Kinga on her own.

Attitude - Good
Hygiene - Minka 1 Good, Kinga 2
Sex - Adequate
Blowjob - Good
Value for Money - Acceptable

[Samjos]

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One line overview
Very nice and kind lady, decent service
 
Recommended
Yes for lovers of muscular women
 
Price
PLN 400
1 hour at her place
 
Services ordered
Passionate kisses, OWO, 69, safe sex
 
Services provided
No kisses, OWO, 69, sex with a condom

Agree with everything you say - she also does fisting which is the reason I visited her - big negative for me was no kissing - loved receiving oral - she performed owo and swallowed….

[Sunny]

Agree with everything you say - she also does fisting which is the reason I visited her - big negative for me was no kissing - loved receiving oral - she performed owo and swallowed….

Are you Polish? Have you seen her a few times?

Is she into wrestling fetish?

[Samjos]

No original Brummie 60+ years north side of brum

But current living in Poland

No she is into body building competitions

But if you go again and looking for good value for less money PM me

[Sunny]

No original Brummie 60+ years north side of brum

But current living in Poland

No she is into body building competitions

But if you go again and looking for good value for less money PM me

Thanks never been to Poland before. Caught interest in this ad because I like muscular women, female bodybuilders. Very hard to find ones who do GFE DFK, OWO, CIM

Is she quite a submissive lady?

[Samjos]

After I fisted her and made her squirt - she became quite dominant in that first she did gave me a blow job nd sadly I came too quickly and then proceeded to give me a face job with her huge pussy to the extent I struggled to breathe and she would not move until just after time when she squirted all over my face and nearly drowned me…

Would I go back? Great question I got more than I wanted and received things I had never experienced before !! So it was all positive

But with so many attractive girls to choose from at cheaper prices (200 or less for a hour) from 20 to over 65 it is fun playing the field….

[Sunny]

After I fisted her and made her squirt - she became quite dominant in that first she did gave me a blow job nd sadly I came too quickly and then proceeded to give me a face job with her huge pussy to the extent I struggled to breathe and she would not move until just after time when she squirted all over my face and nearly drowned me…

Would I go back? Great question I got more than I wanted and received things I had never experienced before !! So it was all positive

But with so many attractive girls to choose from at cheaper prices (200 or less for a hour) from 20 to over 65 it is fun playing the field….

Still cheaper than alot of bodybuilders who advertise on wb270 normal 1 hour session would cost at minimum £250 and for FS you are looking at £400+.

I do have a thing for tall Polish mature ladies, could find many in London a few years ago but ever since Brexit seems most have returned back home.

Need to visit Poland and Hungary next year