This is the place, you all likely know it at this point:
External Link/Members OnlyVenue: shop on busy street. I'm hesitant about these at the best of times but went on a quiet day and weather was miserable so not as many out front at the nearby cafés watching.
Cost: 65 all in for the hour.
Ive read all the reviews on this place and despite it being one of the more popular venues I still hadn't given it a try, mostly as it's playing a bit too close to home for my liking.
Organised by quick phone call and was able to arrive soon after without hassle. Asian lady on the phone but I was greeted by a young black girl for the massage. I think maybe some people have said her name is Coco, but I never ask names when I go to places.
Into the room and clothes off, she barely said a word and her face was tripping her. I was already pretty uncomfortable and then the massage started which was lackluster at best and was 90% elbows and didn't even touch one of my legs before being told to flip.
Oil smeared all over my chest but not rubbed in and I was on the back for about 10 seconds before we were on to happy end, there was basically no teasing or swipes the entire massage either so it was out of the blue. In the end it was pretty bad as well, absolute minimal effort.
Maybe I got this girl on a bad day, but not sure I'll be willing to go back and try again if I'm honest. I'm definitely more in it for an interesting experience and this was formulaic rub and tug at best.
It's a negative for me.