Author Topic: Pure Harmony - Belfast  (Read 1341 times)

Offline massagehunter123

This is the place, you all likely know it at this point:

External Link/Members Only

Venue: shop on busy street. I'm hesitant about these at the best of times but went on a quiet day and weather was miserable so not as many out front at the nearby cafés watching.

Cost: 65 all in for the hour.

Ive read all the reviews on this place and despite it being one of the more popular venues I still hadn't given it a try, mostly as it's playing a bit too close to home for my liking.

Organised by quick phone call and was able to arrive soon after without hassle. Asian lady on the phone but I was greeted by a young black girl for the massage. I think maybe some people have said her name is Coco, but I never ask names when I go to places.

Into the room and clothes off, she barely said a word and her face was tripping her. I was already pretty uncomfortable and then the massage started which was lackluster at best and was 90% elbows and didn't even touch one of my legs before being told to flip.

Oil smeared all over my chest but not rubbed in and I was on the back for about 10 seconds before we were on to happy end, there was basically no teasing or swipes the entire massage either so it was out of the blue. In the end it was pretty bad as well, absolute minimal effort.

Maybe I got this girl on a bad day, but not sure I'll be willing to go back and try again if I'm honest. I'm definitely more in it for an interesting experience and this was formulaic rub and tug at best.

It's a negative for me.

Offline Johnrobbie

Yea I was in on Saturday and got exactly the same so must’ve been the same girl. I had rang before hand and asked to book Coco who I thought was a black girl but when I arrived Coco turned out to be an Asian girl. I immediately refused but then a black girl appeared and I said can I go with her. The Asian girl said ok so I went with this other black girl who wasn’t Lilly by the way. Don’t think I’ll be back as she was the most dour person I’ve seen there

Offline Heellover86

I had a massage with the black girl too a few weeks ago.  It was so bad I didn’t even take a happy ending, the worst massage experience I have ever had.

Offline pussylover76

If you can please add neutral/negative reviews too. I had a quick scan of the reviews earlier and was surprised how many positive reviews there are as I can remember reading similar comments. Other punters will never get a balanced view.

Offline senordingdongs

If you can please add neutral/negative reviews too. I had a quick scan of the reviews earlier and was surprised how many positive reviews there are as I can remember reading similar comments. Other punters will never get a balanced view.

Can massage reviews include let downs. A very well known establishment takes bookings and then when you arrive the door is locked and place in darkness. No communication whatsoever happened but it happened twice now, not only is it unprofessional but also very irritating.

These places just don't care, they can't massage for shit and I know people here won't want to hear it. But it's usually the places that dish out the extras like water from a tap. It's almost like they know their target market and aren't willing to employ proper massage therapists.

« Last Edit: September 07, 2022, 01:03:28 am by senordingdongs »

Offline KeenPunter

If you made a booking then you can review it as a no show and a negative

Offline massagehunter123

Glad to know that I wasn't the only one. With all the positive stories I was disappointed. I'm a rare punter and this annoyingly didn't scratch the itch.

Offline millman6

Yea I was in on Saturday and got exactly the same so must’ve been the same girl. I had rang before hand and asked to book Coco who I thought was a black girl but when I arrived Coco turned out to be an Asian girl. I immediately refused but then a black girl appeared and I said can I go with her. The Asian girl said ok so I went with this other black girl who wasn’t Lilly by the way. Don’t think I’ll be back as she was the most dour person I’ve seen there
Yes you should have stuck with Coco. She’s a nice girl and has a lovely pussy which she enjoys being licked. Last time I saw Coco she told me Nono, who used to work there, has gone out on her own. Could get no further details of where she’s working. I had previously said to Nono about a hotel visit and she was all up for it. If anyone hears any further info on her would you be kind enough to inform me. I miss fuckng her on that massage table in PH.

Offline frankcastle

Millman so no no offered everything?  How far does coco go? Normally seen joy but it doesn't go that caf with her. Cheers

Offline millman6

Millman so no no offered everything?  How far does coco go? Normally seen joy but it doesn't go that caf with her. Cheers
I’ve sen Coco 3 or 4 times in past couple of months . Have never paid more than £60 each time. When it comes to HE she takes one leg out of her legging,  climbs onto the table and sits on your face while giving you HE. She loves her pussy licked. Never had anything further off her.

Offline fonk-vio

I concur Coco is good fun to visit. Been twice and the second visit she was a lot more forthcoming. I wish I had known she liked her pussy eaten so I'm now going to have to visit again 🤣

Offline daveb100

Think Nono is at angel touch part time - didn’t realise she was so liberal - coco sounds interesting must visit - thanks for the update