Mia's advert on Vivastreet seems to have disappeared but I did find this which is definitely the same girl.
External Link/Members OnlyMeet happened recently. Truth be told Mia was my third or fourth choice on the day as every other option fell through. She works out of a big shared building near Hyde Park Corner - I've been before and was less than impressed with the set up but was horny and low on options so I decided to give it another try with a different girl.
Comms were fine, time arranged and she was ready in time. Location was quieter this time with all the students gone and me going at a quieter time of day. Mia seemed friendly, told me to leave my shoes downstairs then led me upstairs. I was offered a shower which I took then I came back into the room where she was waiting. She was wearing gym gear - leggings with a vest top. She explained her service was massage with handjob at the end which I agreed to pay £60 for, for an hour session. Then she told me lie on the table no towel.
Massage was fine to start with. She put the usual music on her phone then asked how firm I wanted it. Technique was so so, she started on my legs and back. Shortly into the massage I noticed she'd picked up her phone with one hand and she continued to massage me with the other. Quite obvious when music is coming from the phone when it has been picked up. A minute passed and she put it down again and continued with both hands. Maybe it was just a one off I thought and relaxed again, unfortunately not. Over the course of the hour she must have done this seven or eight times. It was ridiculous. I felt like she just couldn't be bothered to pay me attention at all.
I'm sure plenty of people would have said something but the truth is I am a bit awkward, and the place is a bit scary with all the rooms and maybe a Sergei around so I decided to just stay quiet and put it down as a bad punt. I lay there pretty pissed off, not relaxed at all and endured the rest of her half arsed service.
Eventually she told me to flip. There was no teasing while I was on my front. I've had massages before where they slowly tease, take their time and slowly build up to the event and it's wonderful. None of that. I turned over and I was unsurprisingly flacid. She oiled up her hands and played with my balls until some life began to show. Handjob was... fine, but very robotic. I came. She helped me clean up and I dressed and went. Back on the street at ten minutes to the hour so got about 50 minutes when I paid for £60.
To sum up - she can't stop texting for longer than five minutes, she gives an average massage and a begrudging wank at the end. Definitely one to avoid.
