Carole - Maidenhead

[contentguy]

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Comms: Good, call answered promptly, services described, £85 for an hour topless with HR.

Location: A nice block of private flats with easy parking in a quiet part of Maidenhead.
Felt very safe.

The lady: Older than pics by quite a few years and carrying quite a bit of additional timber.
Probably early 60s (I'm crap ad guessing ages), but I worry less about the looks for a massage punt than the service.

Service: Massage is on a table in the living room of the flat.
The massage was firm, lots of reachunders and sensual touching.
She's chatty and I believe there's more on offer for subsequent visits, though I was happy with the massage and HR that I received.
Flipped over and she took her time getting little me into bigger me, she knows how to handle a cock.

Essentially a positive, nice massage, a great HE at a good location.
Left pretty much on the hour feeling great.

[webpunter]

@CG, thanks for the intel
I'll pass, a mint sauce type of burd
I'm going to recommend to the mods that you receive a medal, bravery on the battlefield type thing
Did you shut your eyes at any point during the session & have a mental flick-thru of your fave massage burds ?
 

PS - i've done similar rocking up at some parlour in the late / early hours
In my defence i was on about 8 pints of nelson
Still had fun tho thankfully the memory was hazy by the time i awoke in the morning

[contentguy]

Did you shut your eyes at any point during the session & have a mental flick-thru of your fave massage burds ?

How did you know!

I enjoyed, unlikely to go back, but if no other options around I wouldn't rule her out for a return visit.

[Williewonker]

Any idea of her size of her, is she 14, 16 or 18+. Decent boobs and nipples or drooping and facing South. Did she imply there could be more on offer? If you prefer you can dm me.

[contentguy]

Any idea of her size of her, is she 14, 16 or 18+. Decent boobs and nipples or drooping and facing South. Did she imply there could be more on offer? If you prefer you can dm me.

I've shared my review with the site, you can ascertain much of what you're asking from reading it.

Why would I want to write a personalised version, to your individual specification by PM.
All you've contributed in 20 months is to ask for a personalised version of a review.

I TOFTT you take the piss.

Guy

[webpunter]

@wankerboy
Yous are havin a laarf with request for DM
Deluded 
There is more on offer, from UKP:
'Off you fuck'

Any idea of her size of her, is she 14, 16 or 18+. Decent boobs and nipples or drooping and facing South. Did she imply there could be more on offer? If you prefer you can dm me.

Edit:  fellow UKP'ers - when do the college & uni term times start ?  This bell end must be AWOL 

[chrishornx]

Any idea of her size of her, is she 14, 16 or 18+. Decent boobs and nipples or drooping and facing South. Did she imply there could be more on offer? If you prefer you can dm me.

I that a leech I spot ?

[Williewonker]

I am not going to be drawn down to your levels

[shed]

I've shared my review with the site, you can ascertain much of what you're asking from reading it.

Why would I want to write a personalised version, to your individual specification by PM.
All you've contributed in 20 months is to ask for a personalised version of a review.

I TOFTT you take the piss.

Guy

Very well said Sir 

[contentguy]

I am not going to be drawn down to your levels

What do you mean by that, you'd not going to demean yourself by contributing something.

Go see her, review her, otherwise (as Webby put it) "Off you fuck".

[Williewonker]

You charming, what a pratt

[webpunter]

Is english your 1st language ?  Options:

• you're charming  OR
• you charmer

You charming, what a pratt

[Williewonker]

Yes English born and bread sonny

[Stevelondon]

Yes English born and bread sonny

“Bread”……… I love it 😂😂😂😂😂

Sadly the standard of education in our English schools is going downhill 😂

[Fuzzyduck]

Any idea of her size of her, is she 14, 16 or 18+. Decent boobs and nipples or drooping and facing South. Did she imply there could be more on offer? If you prefer you can dm me.

Q: Do you punt?
Q: Are you wondering why you're getting grief?

If the answer to both question is "yes", then it's because you've been here a while and could be contributing something positive to the site rather than just opening your account with a series of questions. Doing a few reviews of recent punts will go a long way to avoiding getting this kind of grief going forward, and also means people will be much more helpful to you.

If the answer to either question is "no", then "off you fuck" is totally appropriate.

Up to you.