Author Topic: Chester Chinese Wellness, Boughton.  (Read 704 times)

Offline Thephoenix

They don't have a website, but are currently advertising on Gumtree as
'Amazing Chinese full body relax massage.

Well reviewed previously including myself..

Corner shop on the busiest main road into Chester near Bill Smith's Motorcycle dealers, and opposite a popular little cafe where the locals can enjoy the cummings and goings.
Public car park opposite.

Saw a rather voluptuous young Thai lady called Nicky....(who's probably gone by now as they rotate every two weeks.)

As this place is already well reviewed, nothing has changed inside the premises,  the service received will greatly depend on who you see, so for the benefit of punters wishing to visit my experience encapsulates everything that's good and bad about this place....

Good...
-Clean modern rooms with good ensuite showers.
-Girls regularly change, so if you're lucky you might get a beautiful young sexy Chinese woman
who'll give you a sexy teasing massage and then enthusiastically rub her gorgeous little body all over you, all for a total of £80 inclusive.
The £80 is paid up front for fbsm and b2b with no haggling and no interruptions.
-Its the only place in Chester.... everywhere else is legit. (which is also bad).

Bad
-Girls regularly change so if you're unlucky you might get a not so beautiful chubby Chinese woman who'll give an ok massage and then lean over you rubbing her tits on your body pretending it's b2b massage, for the same price.
-It gets busy so hard to get appointments.
-Even when you've made an appointment you occasionally have to wait in the tiny foyer sometimes over 15 minutes until the previous mug shoots his load, and then to avoid crossing like ships in the night, you're shuffled into the back kitchen to allow the guy to stumble out onto the pavement to a round of applause from the café goers opposite.
-You never get the full hour because  the next mug's waiting to be shuffled into the kitchen
-You occasionally get the one arm massage treatment while it's obvious they're answering texts, probably from someone over in the cafe who's trying to make an appointment.
-Its the only place in Chester.

Tbf Nicky gave a decent massage and b2b, and squeezed alongside me on the bench to help me to almost climax whilst I nearly sucked her big Chinese nipples off.
The punt could have been positive, it's gvfm, but as I was kept waiting a bit , had a couple of the one arm massages when lying on my front, and was out in about 50 minutes including 2 showers, it's a neutral from me.
« Last Edit: August 28, 2022, 05:41:55 pm by Thephoenix »

Offline Blackcat25

Thanks for the review but such a shame the place is still the same (inconsistent!).  After my previous visits I have vowed to not return as I’d rather go for a reliable service elsewhere, which is typically from independents. I think my new go to shop is going to be Rak Dee in Birkenhead, first experience was good so will plan a return soon. Have you been yourself?

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"Saw a rather voluptuous young Thai lady called Nicky"

But

"they rotate every two weeks"

And sometimes they change nationalities mid-session  :rolleyes:

"I nearly sucked her big Chinese nipples off"

 :lol:

Offline Thephoenix

"Saw a rather voluptuous young Thai lady called Nicky"

But

"they rotate every two weeks"

And sometimes they change nationalities mid-session  :rolleyes:

"I nearly sucked her big Chinese nipples off"

 :lol:

 :D  :D

Blimey Charlie!..more and more senior moments....well spotted!

Definitely Chinese!  :hi:


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Offline Thephoenix

Thanks for the review but such a shame the place is still the same (inconsistent!).  After my previous visits I have vowed to not return as I’d rather go for a reliable service elsewhere, which is typically from independents. I think my new go to shop is going to be Rak Dee in Birkenhead, first experience was good so will plan a return soon. Have you been yourself?

It's been on my list and I've driven past it.
Unfortunately a mixture of old age and related maladies plus unable to take ED meds because of drug interactions and side effects, I'm having to admit defeat in the extras department.
Also under doctors orders not to drive, so that limits my choices.
Therefore I'm only arranging legit (sensual) massages from now on.
I visited the newly opened Rose Thai in Connahs Quay were they're good at providing that service and will probably make that one of my regulars.
Review to follow
« Last Edit: August 28, 2022, 10:00:06 pm by Thephoenix »

Offline Blackcat25

It's been on my list and I've driven past it.
Unfortunately a mixture of old age and related maladies plus unable to take ED meds because of drug interactions and side effects, I'm having to admit defeat in the extras department.
Also under doctors orders not to drive, so that limits my choices.
Therefore I'm only arranging legit (sensual) massages from now on.
I visited the newly opened Rose Thai in Connahs Quay were they're good at providing that service and will probably make that one of my regulars.
Review to follow

Sorry to hear about your difficulties, and the driving issues must prove quite troublesome…I can only imagine.  As always I look forward to your reviews. Out of interest have you ever tried outcall massages (legit or otherwise)?

Another add I saw recently in Chester, may be worth a punt for you?
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« Last Edit: August 28, 2022, 10:14:46 pm by Blackcat25 »

Offline Thephoenix

Sorry to hear about your difficulties, and the driving issues must prove quite troublesome…I can only imagine.  As always I look forward to your reviews. Out of interest have you ever tried outcall massages (legit or otherwise)?

Another add I saw recently in Chester, may be worth a punt for you?
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As Michael Caine said in an interview with Graham Norton when asked, "How do feel about growing old?"..............."Well it's better than the alternative isn't it?"  :D

Unfortunately outcalls are not an option, have bus pass will travel.  :)  :thumbsup:

Offline spiralnotebook

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opposite a popular little cafe where the locals can enjoy the cummings and goings

Try going on a Thursday evening when the car park opposite is packed with bikers.

 :D

Offline Chris1990mcr

It's been on my list and I've driven past it.
Unfortunately a mixture of old age and related maladies plus unable to take ED meds because of drug interactions and side effects, I'm having to admit defeat in the extras department.
Also under doctors orders not to drive, so that limits my choices.
Therefore I'm only arranging legit (sensual) massages from now on.
I visited the newly opened Rose Thai in Connahs Quay were they're good at providing that service and will probably make that one of my regulars.
Review to follow

If you ever want a lift to somewhere new just give me a shout you've always posted a few good reviews here.  I'll tell any of the girls I'm dropping my grandad off and act like I don't punt try and get a freebie reckon I could get in there with a few thais.

Offline Thephoenix

If you ever want a lift to somewhere new just give me a shout you've always posted a few good reviews here.  I'll tell any of the girls I'm dropping my grandad off and act like I don't punt try and get a freebie reckon I could get in there with a few thais.
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