Jessy Baby Shark - Woking

[Chazz]

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I can't believe that I'm writing a negative review for Jessy, as she's a fantastic punt providing that you actually get to see her.

Booked via WhatsApp a couple of days before and confirmed on the morning of the punt. Classic radio silence when I got there. Tried calling, SMS and WhatsApp to no avail. Even rang the buzzer to Jessy's flat, but no answer.  Particularly annoyed when I checked on AW, and Jessy's green light was on.

Turned on my punting phone a couple of days later and received an SMS reminding me of my booking.  I can only assume that the maid completely fucked up the dates?

[Joe112]

Sounds like it sorry to hear that

[Stevelondon]

No matter how many positive reviews this SP gets. Her negatives are all based on radio silences or similar.
It’s that uncaring attitude that puts someone like me off….. no matter how good she may or may not be once I’ve actually got to see her.

[advent2016]

It's important to highlight it when it happens. It's also good to have plan B.
Jessy was my plan B
I planned to see someone in Woking in the last week, they blew me out (I don't tend to report on a failed meeting the first time unless it happens more than once) so I called Jessy and was surprised she could fit me in at short notice.  I'm sorry if she was emptying my balls at the time when it should have been you

[JonasG]

No matter how many positive reviews this SP gets. Her negatives are all based on radio silences or similar.
It’s that uncaring attitude that puts someone like me off….. no matter how good she may or may not be once I’ve actually got to see her.

Agree, why I've never seen her. Plus seems like some get DFK and some don't.

[MrMatrix]

No matter how many positive reviews this SP gets. Her negatives are all based on radio silences or similar.
It’s that uncaring attitude that puts someone like me off….. no matter how good she may or may not be once I’ve actually got to see her.

Agreed. Comms is important and she or her maid screwed up on an agreed punt.
Shame really as I've heard good things about this girl

[Stevelondon]

Agreed. Comms is important and she or her maid screwed up on an agreed punt.
Shame really as I've heard good things about this girl

That’s the annoying thing.

[Stevelondon]

Agree, why I've never seen her. Plus seems like some get DFK and some don't.

I wonder if there has been a thread along these lines. I recall a fetish do I attended once and this guy with rotten teeth and bad breath was moaning why some SP’s didn’t kiss.
Go figure I thought to myself. 😂

[tp69]

I just answered someone on another thread asking about Jessy.

Here's the rub. I've seen her well into the double figures. Her maid is scatty. Don't ever try book her before the day of the punt. Book her in the morning, any sooner and the maid will fuck it up. I've never had a problem visiting her but I only ever book on the day.

Does Jessy's head in, but the maid is an old friend of hers.

Agree, why I've never seen her. Plus seems like some get DFK and some don't.

LFK unless she's had a few drinks, so an evening booking if you want passionate snogging, and take wine 

[webpunter]

I'm thinking Rosé rather than white or red
Screwtop, loads of fine vino with this rather than corks
What do u reck ?

LFK unless she's had a few drinks, so an evening booking if you want passionate snogging, and take wine 

[contentguy]

I'm thinking Rosé rather than white or red
Screwtop, loads of fine vino with this rather than corks
What do u reck ?

Corks are so “yesterday”, unless we’re talking bubbles!

[webpunter]

Indeed
Do you take a sword [not a pork one  ] to top the bubbles ?

Corks are so “yesterday”, unless we’re talking bubbles!

[contentguy]

Indeed
Do you take a sword [not a pork one  ] to top the bubbles ?

Sword, NAH, I pull the f'kin cork out to avoid doing an F1 style bubble wastage!

[tp69]

I'm thinking Rosé rather than white or red
Screwtop, loads of fine vino with this rather than corks
What do u reck ?

I always take white, but I'm sure she's partial to Rose as well. She drinks beer too.

With luck, she's already had a couple before you get there, but it's not always the case. Book around 8pm.

She's very playful so tease it out of her in a friendly way.

[webpunter]

The luck of the draw
Its what makes our fave sport fun
Singha & Rose sorted
On my pre xmas to do list
Thanks for the intel 

I always take white, but I'm sure she's partial to Rose as well. She drinks beer too.

With luck, she's already had a couple before you get there, but it's not always the case. Book around 8pm.

She's very playful so tease it out of her in a friendly way.

[Surrey1974]

The luck of the draw
Its what makes our fave sport fun
Singha & Rose sorted
On my pre xmas to do list
Thanks for the intel 

I always ask her beforehand what she wants to drink. There is a Tesco Express right on the doorstep.

[sensualencounter]

If you need to ply her with booze to get her to fk properly then that is just ridiculous. Fuck that, she should be professional enough to either do it properly sober or not at all. And it starts to raise all sorts of potential consent red flags.

[time2play]

Could have been a technical problem. Mobiles are not infallible. I was waiting for a confirmation on a punt for a while then realised my phone had no signal for no reason and had to reboot. Suddenly got 2 texts.

[JonasG]

If you need to ply her with booze to get her to fk properly then that is just ridiculous. Fuck that, she should be professional enough to either do it properly sober or not at all. And it starts to raise all sorts of potential consent red flags.

Indeed, it's why I've never seen her. She has a lot of positives but she seems hit and miss who's receiving top service when you actually read the reviews.

If it's based on seeing her at night when she's had a few then that's a bit weird.

[tp69]

If you need to ply her with booze to get her to fk properly then that is just ridiculous. Fuck that, she should be professional enough to either do it properly sober or not at all. And it starts to raise all sorts of potential consent red flags.

You realise the service in question is kissing right? And she will tell you sober that she gets hornier after a couple drinks. Given her level of service ie. anal etc, your allegation of consent is pretty silly.

She's very professional and experienced and wouldn't do anything she isn't comfortable with even after a couple drinks. If you can't get her revved up enough to kiss you, then fair enough.

[JonasG]

Doubt there's anything untoward going on cos it would've been reported.

[advent2016]

I see J quite regularly and usually find she is accommodating at short notice. I've seen her in November 2022

My previous review
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=307482.0

I might write a new review, but it is very similar. After numerous visits she knows exactly what I want, I know what type of milk and biscuits  she likes

[Stevelondon]

Corks are so “yesterday”, unless we’re talking bubbles!

I’ve got several screw top bottles of wine. Been laying in the cellar for three or four years now.
Should be lovely 😂😂😂

[webpunter]

Impressed that you have a cellar
Is this for your wine only ?
Or do you disappear down there to bash one out with piles of Razzle, Fiesta & the like easily to hand
If there are beams you can do some autoerotic asphyxiation 

I’ve got several screw top bottles of wine. Been laying in the cellar for three or four years now.
Should be lovely 😂😂😂

[GoldenB]

If you need to ply her with booze to get her to fk properly then that is just ridiculous. Fuck that, she should be professional enough to either do it properly sober or not at all. And it starts to raise all sorts of potential consent red flags.

I commented on this on another thread some time ago but I’ll repeat my conversation with her about it…

Having had a decent session with her (including DFK, no alcohol involved and being 1st client of the day) we were laying there chatting away….’why no FK / DFK on your enjoys list ?’ to which she replied ‘I’d have to do it with everyone then’ although she also said she does it with most punters anyway but by not having it listed she has a get out if she doesn’t want to…

[sensualencounter]

I commented on this on another thread some time ago but I’ll repeat my conversation with her about it…

Having had a decent session with her (including DFK, no alcohol involved and being 1st client of the day) we were laying there chatting away….’why no FK / DFK on your enjoys list ?’ to which she replied ‘I’d have to do it with everyone then’ although she also said she does it with most punters anyway but by not having it listed she has a get out if she doesn’t want to…

That’s what discretionary means so she could tick that option. And in any case an escort is fully entitled to withdraw any services as she sees fit. If someone turns up with a cheesy knob then she is under no obligation to perform owo just because it’s on her likes list. By that reckoning then she shouldn’t list any services at all.

I prefer my punts less complicated than taking a big gamble on whether I’ll get something or not. Or bringing booze to try and loosen up the escort, that’s just fucking stupid.

[webpunter]

I prefer my punts less complicated than taking a big gamble on whether I’ll get something or not

WSWS can add some fun & intrigue to proceedings
Discretional on whatever it can be down to whether she 'likes' you
With massage burds for example where its HJs only IME its not always, maybe not 1st visit
A large slice of good luck helps

Or bringing booze to try and loosen up the escort, that’s just fucking stupid.

I agree but maybe after a visit or two & on another meet enquiring whether a bottle would be appreciated doesnt do any harm
They're not gonna get loosened up on two glasses
And if the approach is to try & get something the SP will likely spot it & decline, saving whatever it is for later or the following day etc
It's easy in the run up to xmas to take a bottle of bubbles as a nice gesture
Prosecco @ 10-15 is usually OK, key thing is to make sure its chilled as poss
Edit: tho mostly Roger Moores always prefer folding than bottles

[GoldenB]

That’s what discretionary means so she could tick that option. And in any case an escort is fully entitled to withdraw any services as she sees fit. If someone turns up with a cheesy knob then she is under no obligation to perform owo just because it’s on her likes list. By that reckoning then she shouldn’t list any services at all.

I prefer my punts less complicated than taking a big gamble on whether I’ll get something or not. Or bringing booze to try and loosen up the escort, that’s just fucking stupid.

Clearly, she takes the opposite approach….if you’re not expecting to receive it you’re likely to be more than happy when she does it !! Discretionary can lead to punters feeling pissed off and wondering why they don’t receive certain services when they’re advertised as such…

[tp69]

Or bringing booze to try and loosen up the escort, that’s just fucking stupid.

I'll often take it because I want a drink and enjoy having one in most social settings. As I've mentioned, I only tend to do so if it's her last session. I've seen Jessy enough that our sessions are not determined by a drink, we have a fun session regardless. I imagine as per the above comment re discretion, that's more likely the case.

Calling someone or something 'stupid' because you don't agree with it, well, let's leave it there. 

[webpunter]

+1
As for @SE he's barking up the wrong tree
Racking up a mahoosive tally of 3 reviews in the last 3 years
He's needs to get out more before even thinking about pontificating to other UKP'ers 
  indeed

I'll often take it because I want a drink and enjoy having one in most social settings. As I've mentioned, I only tend to do so if it's her last session. I've seen Jessy enough that our sessions are not determined by a drink, we have a fun session regardless. I imagine as per the above comment re discretion, that's more likely the case.

Calling someone or something 'stupid' because you don't agree with it, well, let's leave it there. 

[Ronin1980]

+1
Take a fucking chill pill @SE
I’ve been reading this exchange
And must say it’s been making me laugh
I’ve seen JBS a few times
I’ve got snogging off her before (& not at 8pm with alchohol) so relax 
Tbh - not that bothered about it unless the SP is FAF
And I don’t think JBS is FAF anyway!
As long as she delivers enthusiastically which she has always done with me
Then no problem if she wants to snog or not
 

+1
As for @SE he's barking up the wrong tree
Racking up a mahoosive tally of 3 reviews in the last 3 years
He's needs to get out more before even thinking about pontificating to other UKP'ers 
  indeed

[JonasG]

Tbf, I get his point although maybe he came across a bit harsh.

What initially was said was when she's a bit pissed she'll do DFK (seems like since it's not case as others have said they've got it sober)

But, I think for some punters like SE, DFK or not is a deal breaker.

I've not read her recent reviews, I remember when I had her in mind when I researched her some were getting DFK and some weren't. But, I put it down to more a Thai WG thing than anything else.

[sensualencounter]

Tbf, I get his point although maybe he came across a bit harsh.

What initially was said was when she's a bit pissed she'll do DFK (seems like since it's not case as others have said they've got it sober)

But, I think for some punters like SE, DFK or not is a deal breaker.

I've not read her recent reviews, I remember when I had her in mind when I researched her some were getting DFK and some weren't. But, I put it down to more a Thai WG thing than anything else.

Thanks for actually understanding what I posted. It seems I have rattled a few punters’ cages.

However, I do feel that recommending bringing booze to loosen her up is stupid. If you’ve seen her before and agreed it then obviously that’s absolutely fine. But if you are a new punter rocking up with a bottle of white lightning because you’ve been recommended it is stupid and a form of boundary pushing and can create issues.

And webby, please don’t come at me with the review count bullshit. It’s an incredibly petty point. Punters are all different and punt in different ways and different frequencies. Some punt multiple times a week with a different escort each time and others punt less frequently and/or with regulars so they will never rack up the numbers. Trying to create a hierarchy of punters based on the number of reviews is petty and divisive. By all means come at me if I am a leech or being a cunt 

[tp69]

Thanks for actually understanding what I posted. It seems I have rattled a few punters’ cages.

However, I do feel that recommending bringing booze to loosen her up is stupid. If you’ve seen her before and agreed it then obviously that’s absolutely fine. But if you are a new punter rocking up with a bottle of white lightning because you’ve been recommended it is stupid and a form of boundary pushing and can create issues.

And webby, please don’t come at me with the review count bullshit. It’s an incredibly petty point. Punters are all different and punt in different ways and different frequencies. Some punt multiple times a week with a different escort each time and others punt less frequently and/or with regulars so they will never rack up the numbers. Trying to create a hierarchy of punters based on the number of reviews is petty and divisive. By all means come at me if I am a leech or being a cunt 

Carry on mate. Now I'm a boundary pusher for taking a bottle of wine along to a girl I've probably seen more than anyone on here. So laughable I won't respond. And to exacerbate your point you refer to wine as 'white lightning', beyond hillarious.

P.S. At no time did anyone suggest she was drunk, or that she did anything she wasn't happy with. And as others have said, you may, or may not, get DFK regardless. So stop banging the same drum repeatedly on a ridiculous assertion.

[sensualencounter]

Carry on mate. Now I'm a boundary pusher for taking a bottle of wine along to a girl I've probably seen more than anyone on here. So laughable I won't respond. And to exacerbate your point you refer to wine as 'white lightning', beyond hillarious.

And yet you have responded….

You clearly didn’t read my post properly. From what you say, you fall into the “if you’ve seen her before and agreed it….” category. I didn’t call you a boundary pusher at all. So please chill out and don’t get offended unnecessarily. 

[webpunter]

Oooh i seem to have rattled your cage
Have i suggested that you are a L or C ?
Not the case, you are well into double digit reviews
Tho i was doin some jestin
Was a bit concerned that you had retired from our fave sport or were on a sabbatical
Cast the bait out & get a tug 
Please to see that with your reply you are in fine form 

Hierarchy of punters, dunno what you are on about   
Tho i was motivated to get a few sessions in & then report
As i was teetering towards the relegation zone from the top 100 reviewers
And a bit like Leeds last season in the prem being in or close to the bottom three is nervy 

And webby, please don’t come at me with the review count bullshit. It’s an incredibly petty point. Punters are all different and punt in different ways and different frequencies. Some punt multiple times a week with a different escort each time and others punt less frequently and/or with regulars so they will never rack up the numbers. Trying to create a hierarchy of punters based on the number of reviews is petty and divisive. By all means come at me if I am a leech or being a cunt 

[webpunter]

He made a freudian slip
This is the drink of choice that he takes on punts
Diamond White if out of stock

And to exacerbate your point you refer to wine as 'white lightning', beyond hillarious.

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[JonasG]

In essence, there's nothing wrong with drinking with a WG especially if she likes it. Some escorts even have in their profile happy to drink with you if you bring a bottle etc. While some say no alcohol or drugs.

If a guy is purposefully getting a WG pissed to take advantage that's a diff. story but I can't think of many scenarios where a WG would allow that to happen and drink when she doesn't wanna.

[webpunter]

+1
IMO much dependent on the SP feeling comfortable with the punter
& they'll tend to do this later in the day
I've been asked by a few SPs if i'd like a drink
Usually they are higher end & in the accomo there's a lounge area
So its not like sitting on a bed sipping wine or whatever it is from glasses from a garage 
Showing my age here, was it Esso wine glasses with enuf vouchers ?

In essence, there's nothing wrong with drinking with a WG especially if she likes it. Some escorts even have in their profile happy to drink with you if you bring a bottle etc. While some say no alcohol or drugs.

If a guy is purposefully getting a WG pissed to take advantage that's a diff. story but I can't think of many scenarios where a WG would allow that to happen and drink when she doesn't wanna.