Made the massive mistake of booking this place recently. What followed was a run of mistakes, for walking in, for handing over some money & for allowing this to proceed. Its my own fault, I blame myself, I have learnt a lesson.
Usual Gumtree advert....
External Link/Members OnlySo i'd messaged a few people and this was the only place that had availability at the time to suit. I know its had a right mix of reviews on here but i'd hoped they were on the person at the time, and they quite often move around. I thought i'd try it, £45 isn't much to gamble.
Terrible location, the worst spot in Wolves centre, not for a moment saying there's a much better spot but this is rough, right opposite the old market square. Nice sign on the shop, that's the only perk. I should have walked away, but I didn't, and I don't know why.
Walked in and greeted by a 40 something Chinese lady and send to the room adjacent to the desk. Asked how long for and handed over £60 for 1 hour, £15 change returned. Asked for warm oil, hard deep tissue.
The room is terrible, as you walk in there's a massive TV on the wall with the CCTV of the rooms and inside & outside areas, its like a CCTV control room. There's a new shower and sink. There's a small cupboard with one bottle of baby oil and two towels on the bed. Its an old shop just with some dividing walls chucked in.
I stripped, got on the bed and ouch, it hurt. I'd say it was a wallpaper pasting table with a foam pad on it & a hole jigsawed out, at best its a cheap folding portable table. Someone will have body2body on this and it will collapse before long.
Lady arrived, put her phone on the side with the usual music on but with no speaker so that usual tinny phone speaker sound and started some brutal grabbing of my skin and odd child like chop chop hand bashing on my back. On went the oil and it was no better. What made it worse was when she was at either end of the table it rocked forward and backwards a few inches and creaked terribly. The massage was terrible and was rushed like a teenager being asked to do a chore. It felt like it was on a job and knock basis, not an hour of relaxation or warm oil deep tissue massage. It was like it was sped up, I've never experienced anything like it. She is naked under her dress, no underwear etc.
She spent about 15 mins on my back and legs, all from the right side so she could watch the cctv while doing it. She had locked us in the room also and when someone walked in to "reception" left for a few mins. I could see the chap clear as anything on the TV. She said I busy, 30 mins. I knew from the clock I should be in at least another 45 mins.
She returned and spent another 10 mins on my right, massaged my bum alot but no further. She then dried me off with paper towling, the really cheap stuff that's extra crunchy and scratchy, ouch.
She then said "wan exra" and reached straight under and had a grab. Told me to turn over and said "oh he no happy" no he effing wasn't, nor was I. She grabbed it and said happy handy is £20, body body £40, blow blow £60 and said "blow blow make him happy" I said no. She rubbed my tummy like I was pregnant, had another stroke of him, said "man blow blow be nice" I said no again so she moved onto my legs. She then said "oh man he run he so funny HAHAHAHAHA" as she watched someone running outside in the rain on the CCTV.
I was bored and about to leave, she was literally dry rubbing bits of me while texting, i'm on my back at this point so could see everything. Then after just 40 mins she starts tiding up, puts the towels on the radiator and put the oil back and said OK you finished. I got up, she left the room and I got dressed. Mid way through dressing she came back in, took the used towels off the rad, rolled them up and put them back on the bed for the next victim and proceeded to ask me for a tip. I laughed and left.
Woman 1/10
Massage 0/10
Premises 1/10
Comms 10/10
Would I return? I'd rather cover my bits in chilli's and stick a cactus up my bum.
The bed is tragic, the towels are clearly re-used, the massage is non existent its not the idea of the shop, the shop itself is horrid and I paid for an hour and was out in 40 mins. My arms or feet had not been touched.
Please avoid. Please.
