Nat’s a Polish Milf who seems to have floated around the W.Mids FBSM scene for forever and a day.Saw she’d rocked up in Brum for a short “tour”.Jumped at the chance to sample her for the 1st time, without having to shuttle my ass over to Oldbury or Dudley.
External Link/Members OnlyComms : Buzzed her.Heavy EE accent.The sort of husky voice you’d associate with a chief torturer on a 007 movie - “Vee haf ways of making you talk,Mr.Bond”
.Texted on arrival,given block name + flat no.
Where ? New build flat in Highgate area,nr.start of Pershore Rd.15mins walk for me from city centre .Block a bummer to locate
.Mystery-toured around the estate like a numpty for 10mins.Curtain twitchers -thank me for your field day.Dunno about parking, spaces appeared designated.Nearby side streets?
Price ? £60 for 30 General Appearance : About 5’4” : size 10/lower 12 : mid 40s - early 50s IMO : shoulder fair/blonde hair : mown downstairs : Has Nat got a tatt? Yes,intricate one from below navel down to pubis
Face : Broad + square : very Slavic looking , with “catty” eyes : slight Mari Wilson-type look going on
Figure : Not slim - I would say “lean”.Got a fairly curvy figure,but firm(ish) for age, lacks major wobbly bits.Ever so wee tum tho,but hey…
32 D (?) pendulous rack with mahoosive brown nips-woohoo
Narrowish waist + medium-big bum
Big, solid thighs and calves
Personality :Friendly, but errr…eccentric/zany
! More later…..
The TITbits :Eventually located the block (name plate only present at the rear car park door), trudged upstairs ,door at end of corridor opened by Nat wearing a white gown.Seems to love this diaphanous colour,her undercrackers were also white.Gave the gratuity.Walking there had got me dripping,so into shower.Emerged,plonked myself face down on bed.Nat still dressed,but stripped pronto.
Initially worked the top + arms with medium-strength oily sweeps/squeezes.Oil had a distinctive scent that lingered after my departure shower,so take note….Worked her way down + rampaged through my ass crack with plenty of CCs,making contact with accessible parts of my bean sack.Then started lightly sliding over my heels/calves/hams with her butt.Bit like being lightly rubbed with soft oily dough…nice sensation…..Ended up with both of us rubbing bum cheeks together.
Asked to flip .Didn’t really do any B2B on my front,but had a good butcher’s on her tits.Nat’s got lovely nats
.Pendulous without being floppy,big volume cones at the bottom with ginormous brown nips.Got me really hard with some oily tugging.Then,Nat decided it was time for her gob to touch base with my cock,so wiped the oil off.
The OWO was dismal
.Didn’t really feed on my bone properly.Not much sucking/licking.Most of the time my helmet was parked up against her cheek or lips and she was 5-knuckle-shuffling the D, occasionally popping my bell end fleetingly into her mouth.And completely neglected the nuts.
May be disconcerting/annoying for some,but as she whacked/semi-blew me off, she sprinkled what I would describe as growls + snarls in between her bouts of dirty talk !
Similar to when you go near a possessive dog when it’s eating from its bowl….. And, regularly looked at me with an animated,contorted face similar to that of the demon in The Exorcist
.Eek - where's that crucifix when you need it?! Lol ,she’s
- a character. Just shrugged it off, laughed inwardly + let her get on with earning her corn.
Eventually felt my seed bubbling.My hand took over for the final straight, but I sadly mis-timed the first shot + it flew into thin air.The remaining offerings were taken by Nat,but it was one of those pursed lip/side-of-mouth “CIM”s,not a full-blooded one.
Said she had another client arriving soon (like I needed to know that),so I scurried off for a hasty shower.She went in after me
.Small chat ,Sayonaras,left.I’d seen Mad Nat at long last.
Summary - Weak green as she had a great figure,fab tits,good hygiene,a friendly (if quirky) character, and interesting massage technique.60 Queenies for this,with (albeit shite) OWO and a “CIM” thrown in,was just about OK VFM IMO in the current Cost-of -Whoring crisis.
LM 
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