External Link/Members OnlyThe pitch / why I booked : I’d had this girl on my list for a while, as I’ve got a bit of a leaning towards down to earth British girls, and I’d read that she’s more down to earth than most. Paid £160/h (£140 base + £20 anal)
Comms : Same day booking by text message. Messages prompt, quite brief
Location : Flat in a converted house on a main road, visibly crumbling inside and out. Front door led pretty much into the bedroom. Quite small, and crammed with a lot of stuff, she clearly lives here. Bathroom not the best, shower works off the bath, manual mixing. The whole, a little bit off-putting, hopefully she gets a better place soon.
The girl : Tall, slim, pale skin, long black hair tied back. Smileyer than the AW pictures. Age hard to tell, late 20s is plausible. Breasts I think had been done, but still quite modestly sized. Wore a nice blue underwear set and an electronic tag round her ankle. Being British, I didn’t mention it, but she brought it up herself in the après-shag conversation. If you want that particular thrill, you have until mid-September when her probation finishes.
The punt :
Unusually quiet – she doesn’t play music, she doesn’t say much, and she doesn’t go in for moaning. The only way you can tell if she’s happy is a wry smile, a determined look as she bounces up and down and the odd appreciative comment (think Nessa from Gavin and Stacey). We both stripped off more or less straightaway, and without much pre-chat, lay on the bed, where she started snogging like she really meant it, something that continued throughout. The GF foreplay was great, she allows full fingering, and gave some vigorous OWO, and seemed to like a bit of RO, after which I got her on top of me ready to go. A slight pause as (for reasons never explained) she keeps her condoms in the top of the wardrobe, so she had to stand up and go rummaging around up there to get one. Once on, she slid herself on to me and started pumping away, getting wetter and wetter, no lube, adding to the realism. I nearly came already, but pushed her off as I wanted to try anal. That turned out to be quite hard with a tiny arsehole, a baggy condom and no lube, I about got in but couldn’t move much, so gave up in favour of missionary, where I soon came plenty. She asked permission to smoke at half time, then after the briefest of puffs we were back snogging again and I was hard for round two, during which she submissively moved into all positions requested, finishing with another good come in prone. A post shag chat, a quick shower, and I was out – inside the time, but after two strong comes I was done.
Overall I really enjoyed this one, I think because of the unfeigned realism, but it’s clearly not for the faint-hearted as to enjoy it you have to look past the grim surroundings and the unusual personal situation.
