Author Topic: Funny mistakes on escort profiles (Read 36624 times)

scutty brown · « **Reply #200 on:** May 30, 2026, 06:32:04 pm »

Yeah, being Cyprus based they follow the Greek Orthodox holidays

Orthodox Whit Monday (Pentecost Monday): Monday, 1 June

signy · « **Reply #201 on:** May 31, 2026, 06:24:06 am »

Quote from: scutty brown on May 30, 2026, 06:32:04 pm

Yeah, being Cyprus based they follow the Greek Orthodox holidays

Orthodox Whit Monday (Pentecost Monday): Monday, 1 June

Every day a learning day. Thanks.

Heph · « **Reply #202 on:** August 11, 2026, 10:52:10 pm »

Something's off about this...

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mr712 · « **Reply #203 on:** September 07, 2026, 08:10:43 pm »

Barking up the wrong tree…

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Waterhouse · « **Reply #204 on:** September 07, 2026, 08:18:41 pm »

Quote from: mr712 on September 07, 2026, 08:10:43 pm

Barking up the wrong tree…

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🤣🤣

Maybe one for the TS brigade 😂

Nomerzypuntr · « **Reply #205 on:** September 07, 2026, 08:21:48 pm »

And says I speak good English

mandy18 · « **Reply #206 on:** September 13, 2026, 04:49:57 pm »

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Super gilf 126 years old

Yasir_DK · « **Reply #207 on:** September 14, 2026, 04:51:25 pm »

Not sure how convenient a walk is from Birmingham New Street Station to Leeds...

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Bum Lovin Criminal · « **Reply #208 on:** September 15, 2026, 10:45:51 am »

Anyone spot this SP's basic AI mistake?

Clue: She can give you a Hand Job, Text her next customer AND have a hand in your pants for your Wallet all at the SAME TIME..

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pbrown355 · « **Reply #209 on:** September 15, 2026, 11:28:21 am »

3 handed SP has been on my HL for a while

Nomerzypuntr · « **Reply #210 on:** September 15, 2026, 04:25:52 pm »

In Vivastreet:

Speak good inglis, note fake good servis

30 min 1£
One hour 150£
2 hour 150£

Some says 100£ / Hr then extras for FK, RO, OWO, Golden shower, texting them, seeing them and so on.
Their title like OWO queen nice girl, posting 2 different lady pictures, age is 20s, in reality they look old grannies

Disclaimer: No offense

mancsguy1975 · « **Reply #211 on:** September 16, 2026, 11:33:54 am »

Quote from: Bum Lovin Criminal on September 15, 2026, 10:45:51 am

Anyone spot this SP's basic AI mistake?

Clue: She can give you a Hand Job, Text her next customer AND have a hand in your pants for your Wallet all at the SAME TIME..

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5qwerty80b · « **Reply #212 on:** September 17, 2026, 07:08:10 am »

Again, usually on Vivastreet:

“Inncall and Outcaal”

The author knows there are double letters somewhere in the words but just don’t know where to put them.

yesbby · « **Reply #213 on:** October 02, 2026, 11:33:20 am »

Spray tan with a happy ending you say - now that you mention it..

Hello babies I’m very nice Brazilian girl, the perfect company for parties, 🎉 🦄 ❄️. I am passionate for music rock and roll and I can play guitar for you not extra if you like to know me better hahahha Im also very flexible and did ballet i can dance for you, and give you a spray tan for 12£ with me more one hour electronic, I do a excellent massage, I love be like therapist aswell, I offer too much pleasure, domination, packs of videos, also offer sessions spray tan you gonna be here with happy ending and more beautiful I’m here to make you pleasure and more beautiful 🤩 just text me or call I prefer then whatsap

PilotMan · « **Reply #214 on:** October 12, 2026, 04:09:58 pm »

If you're going to brag about how intelligent you are, at least spell intelligent properly

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King Kenny · « **Reply #215 on:** October 12, 2026, 04:40:13 pm »

Saw this on a recent VS advert (here: External Link/Members Only)

Description
Here’s a luxurious, professional description for your massage ad:

Step into a peaceful space where relaxation and wellbeing come first. Enjoy a soothing, luxurious massage designed to ease everyday tension, relax tired muscles, and leave you feeling refreshed and renewed.

A calm atmosphere, gentle touch, and personalised experience make every session a moment to unwind, switch off, and focus on yourself. ✨

PilotMan · « **Reply #216 on:** October 13, 2026, 09:29:32 am »

An escort with three legs (look at her shadow).

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mancsguy1975 · « **Reply #217 on:** October 13, 2026, 01:06:50 pm »

Quote from: PilotMan on October 13, 2026, 09:29:32 am

An escort with three legs (look at her shadow).

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Maybe a TS ? and the middle shadow is one of her cock

scutty brown · « **Reply #218 on:** October 13, 2026, 01:39:51 pm »

Quote from: Bum Lovin Criminal on September 15, 2026, 10:45:51 am

Anyone spot this SP's basic AI mistake?

Clue: She can give you a Hand Job, Text her next customer AND have a hand in your pants for your Wallet all at the SAME TIME..

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Missing feet as well...

Gentle Jim · « **Reply #219 on:** October 20, 2026, 04:28:05 pm »

I've just found one from a Brazilian.

"Vain and very careful with me, I love to always be smelly, well presented and impeccable."

I think Google translate has got a bit mangled.

hairdownthere · « **Reply #220 on:** October 20, 2026, 05:09:12 pm »

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"All photos are 10 % real"

catweazle · « **Reply #221 on:** October 21, 2026, 11:39:24 am »

Quote from: hairdownthere on October 20, 2026, 05:09:12 pm

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"All photos are 10 % real"

"See you Gent" - sounds like a Glaswegian challenge !

yesbby · « **Reply #222 on:** October 21, 2026, 07:22:54 pm »

Quote from: Gentle Jim on October 20, 2026, 04:28:05 pm

"Vain and very careful with me, I love to always be smelly, well presented and impeccable."

and I expect the same from you..

Massagetugga · « **Reply #223 on:** October 22, 2026, 06:40:01 pm »

“FULL SERVICE GFE PROTECTED INCLUDING IN THE PRICE

BUT OWO (ON DISGUSTION)”

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infidel_castro · « **Reply #224 on:** **Today** at 06:18:41 pm »

Quote from: mandy18 on September 13, 2026, 04:49:57 pm

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Super gilf 126 years old

I found her Asian twin sister:

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