Author Topic: Funny mistakes on escort profiles (Read 36074 times)

mr.bluesky · « **Reply #150 on:** April 28, 2024, 06:51:56 am »

Quote from: mandy18 on April 27, 2024, 05:29:15 pm

Leila Nobre, new Genuine Teen in the City (Aged 28)

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She's from Brazil perhaps you're still classed as a teenager at 28 over there

sparkus · « **Reply #151 on:** April 28, 2024, 12:43:57 pm »

Quote from: mr.bluesky on April 28, 2024, 06:51:56 am

She's from Brazil perhaps you're still classed as a teenager at 28 over there

I was more amused by her AW name

mandy18 · « **Reply #152 on:** October 02, 2024, 04:33:21 pm »

This lady is the best squinter in town

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Plan R · « **Reply #153 on:** October 10, 2024, 10:48:09 pm »

She should've gone to SpecSavers (or Barnard Castle)

mr.bluesky · « **Reply #154 on:** October 10, 2024, 10:58:54 pm »

Quote from: Plan R on October 10, 2024, 10:48:09 pm

She should've gone to SpecSavers (or Barnard Castle)

She also has an outsode entrance

Humza86 · « **Reply #155 on:** October 13, 2024, 12:19:52 am »

This one has a flat in 4 locations simultaneously.

So which one is it ?

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Dominos · « **Reply #156 on:** October 21, 2024, 11:02:40 am »

The best looking 124yr old I've seen.

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Heph · « **Reply #157 on:** January 20, 2025, 06:50:01 pm »

Quote from: Dominos on October 21, 2024, 11:02:40 am

The best looking 124yr old I've seen.

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I see your 124 years old profile, and raise you a year. Take a bow- Carmel4U

Her photos and copy are a car-crash too: "Yes i do sell underwhere"
utter all-round imbecility. Thank gawd she only does webcam

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mrwhite · « **Reply #158 on:** January 21, 2025, 10:40:57 am »

Quote from: StingRay on January 11, 2024, 06:08:13 pm

I lost count!

Note to self: avoid Blackburn - I recall that there are supposedly 4,000 holes there!
Note to self² - look up where Blackburn is (suspect it's North of Watford Gap)

I've looked at that profile before - definitely a BOBFOC

sparkus · « **Reply #159 on:** January 21, 2025, 12:40:41 pm »

It's not particularly "funny" but there's a crew on VS in London who run Latina houses and all their ads are "New in twon" (like for a year now).

Steveraynor · « **Reply #160 on:** January 25, 2025, 01:42:24 am »

Saw this the other day.
No rash service.

Well I hope so .....

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Andywb · « **Reply #161 on:** January 25, 2025, 06:26:29 pm »

This photo is hardly an encouragement to visit

4th photo on this ad:
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mr.bluesky · « **Reply #162 on:** January 25, 2025, 06:58:11 pm »

Quote from: Andywb on January 25, 2025, 06:26:29 pm

This photo is hardly an encouragement to visit
4th photo on this ad:
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Those wooden pallets are what you have your massage on after all it is Dingles * country (*as Jumping Jack calls them)

arrow0404 · « **Reply #163 on:** January 25, 2025, 07:29:45 pm »

Quote from: Steveraynor on January 25, 2025, 01:42:24 am

Saw this the other day.
No rash service.

Well I hope so .....

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FAF - what’s the link ?

DoggyD · « **Reply #164 on:** January 29, 2025, 09:20:03 pm »

Looking into an area I haven't been before & was checking out the potential talent & the thumbnail photo caught my eye. Upon looking at the larger version she seems to have a ghost thumb growing out of her hip & an extra hand on the other side.

Good old AI & her boobs look different in her other photo's 🤣🤣🤣

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mrwhite · « **Reply #165 on:** January 30, 2025, 01:53:04 pm »

Quote from: DoggyD on January 29, 2025, 09:20:03 pm

Looking into an area I haven't been before & was checking out the potential talent & the thumbnail photo caught my eye. Upon looking at the larger version she seems to have a ghost thumb growing out of her hip & an extra hand on the other side.

Good old AI & her boobs look different in her other photo's 🤣🤣🤣

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The girl in the photo is a dark haired Asian and the profile belongs to a skinny blonde with a sleeve and calf tattoo. did you post the right profile?

DoggyD · « **Reply #166 on:** January 31, 2025, 09:58:00 am »

Girl has changed now as all photo's (& those in the gallery) showed a dark haired girl. See how quick they change the girls once they have the profile verified. Shame as her real photo's were ok, not the AI quality but are they ever

Blackpool Rock · « **Reply #167 on:** February 13, 2025, 03:48:54 pm »

I was looking for a Thai punt in Preston this week but nothing catches my eye, in any case this one says she's based in Pleston

From her profile blurb -
Hope to see you guys soon
I'll wet inside for you guys

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rebelscum · « **Reply #168 on:** April 15, 2025, 07:38:15 pm »

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You can even see the mistake in the address...escort has "I'm jaded" as a headline. Nice of her to front up and admit that, but if you look further down in the profile, you'll see her name is Jade. Thought it was unintentionally funny anyway, given how we complain about numerous WGs being 'jaded'!

Dr Talueng · « **Reply #169 on:** April 16, 2025, 08:36:13 pm »

I saw one last week (sorry, can't remember name or post a link ...) who, in her profile, said "I'm hoot!.
I did think about phoning for a booking and asking if she can turn her head through 270+ degrees.

JontyR · « **Reply #170 on:** April 16, 2025, 11:18:25 pm »

Quote from: Dr Talueng on April 16, 2025, 08:36:13 pm

I saw one last week (sorry, can't remember name or post a link ...) who, in her profile, said "I'm hoot!.
I did think about phoning for a booking and asking if she can turn her head through 270+ degrees.

Does she do a duo with her Grandmother? It would be known as a Jools Holland threesome or "Hoot and Nanny"

B4bcock · « **Reply #171 on:** April 17, 2025, 06:52:08 am »

Quote from: Dr Talueng on April 16, 2025, 08:36:13 pm

I saw one last week (sorry, can't remember name or post a link ...) who, in her profile, said "I'm hoot!.
I did think about phoning for a booking and asking if she can turn her head through 270+ degrees.

I've heard she gives great eye contact, even in doggy.

Blackpool Rock · « **Reply #172 on:** April 17, 2025, 07:28:19 am »

Quote from: Dr Talueng on April 16, 2025, 08:36:13 pm

I saw one last week (sorry, can't remember name or post a link ...) who, in her profile, said "I'm hoot!.
I did think about phoning for a booking and asking if she can turn her head through 270+ degrees.

Some of these birds only work at night but sounds a bit dodgy so if you punt her make sure you look over your shoulder

diver ted · « **Reply #173 on:** May 23, 2025, 07:04:53 pm »

A different Butt Plug...
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DastardlyDick · « **Reply #174 on:** May 23, 2025, 08:32:10 pm »

Quote from: diver ted on May 23, 2025, 07:04:53 pm

A different Butt Plug...
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Shocking

Bonker · « **Reply #175 on:** May 23, 2025, 10:09:32 pm »

My current girlfriend does the same thing

Thephoenix · « **Reply #176 on:** May 23, 2025, 10:52:22 pm »

Quote from: Bonker on May 23, 2025, 10:09:32 pm

My current girlfriend does the same thing

Is she AC/DC?

JontyR · « **Reply #177 on:** May 23, 2025, 11:15:28 pm »

Quote from: Bonker on May 23, 2025, 10:09:32 pm

My current girlfriend does the same thing

Does she have that special spark?

Bonker · « **Reply #178 on:** May 24, 2025, 10:51:51 pm »

You can ask her yourself.
She's called Ivy Watts.

JontyR · « **Reply #179 on:** May 24, 2025, 11:04:12 pm »

Seems a proper live wire. Salt of the earth, I guess.

Thephoenix · « **Reply #180 on:** May 25, 2025, 07:13:20 am »

Quote from: Bonker on May 24, 2025, 10:51:51 pm

You can ask her yourself.
She's called Ivy Watts.

You need to be careful If you're using your extension that you don't overload the poor lass.

mr712 · « **Reply #181 on:** July 24, 2025, 07:09:47 pm »

This one seems to have put a question intended for the site admins in her FAQs External Link/Members Only

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Vice Admiral · « **Reply #182 on:** September 23, 2025, 09:52:12 am »

"I'm smelly and brand, 100% real comes right."

I dare say it works better in the original Portuguese.

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DastardlyDick · « **Reply #183 on:** September 23, 2025, 02:51:54 pm »

Quote from: Vice Admiral on September 23, 2025, 09:52:12 am

"I'm smelly and brand, 100% real comes right."

I dare say it works better in the original Portuguese.

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I wonder what she meant to say? Google translate has a lot to answer for

scutty brown · « **Reply #184 on:** October 01, 2025, 12:13:02 pm »

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"💋you will have a forgettable experience NEW"

honesty?

big-al93 · « **Reply #185 on:** October 01, 2025, 07:10:28 pm »

Quote from: scutty brown on October 01, 2025, 12:13:02 pm

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"💋you will have a forgettable experience NEW"

honesty?

I'll see you forgettable and raise you an unforgiveable

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yesbby · « **Reply #186 on:** November 12, 2025, 10:16:29 pm »

I was just offered this service list

30 min £ 150
300£ 1h

Included in the price

Striptease, French kiss, 69, deep throat, massages, fetish, sexy outfit, toys,secretary ...
Boyfriend experiencel , masturbation /blowjob .

Waterhouse · « **Reply #187 on:** November 12, 2025, 10:59:04 pm »

Quote from: yesbby on November 12, 2025, 10:16:29 pm

I was just offered this service list

30 min £ 150
300£ 1h

Included in the price

Striptease, French kiss, 69, deep throat, massages, fetish, sexy outfit, toys,secretary ...
Boyfriend experiencel , masturbation /blowjob .

Ooo… Ooo… Suit you sir, suit you.

PilotMan · « **Reply #188 on:** January 26, 2026, 02:57:25 pm »

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At 3 foot 8 inches - she must be the smallest SP on AW.

I wonder how low her massage table is?

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yesbby · « **Reply #189 on:** April 17, 2026, 04:35:16 pm »

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This SP goes by the name ‘Mister Oliveira’

FiveKnuckles · « **Reply #190 on:** April 28, 2026, 10:57:45 am »

At least Nany is honest about the service she will offer.

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WelshClipper · « **Reply #191 on:** April 28, 2026, 06:16:27 pm »

Has anyone seen a real doozy on a profile page and then sent a polite notice to the SP so she can fix it.

I have !

Got a right bollocking even when the error was glaringly obvious.

You can’t help some people

Stevelondon · « **Reply #192 on:** May 03, 2026, 06:37:37 pm »

Quote from: diver ted on May 23, 2025, 07:04:53 pm

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I know exactly how to turn her on.

Stevelondon · « **Reply #193 on:** May 03, 2026, 06:39:54 pm »

Quote from: WelshClipper on April 28, 2026, 06:16:27 pm

Has anyone seen a real doozy on a profile page and then sent a polite notice to the SP so she can fix it.

I have !

Got a right bollocking even when the error was glaringly obvious.

You can’t help some people

I know what you mean Welshy and like you I messaged the lass about it. For the life of me I can’t recall who or what it was all about (so long ago)

But I do remember she messaged back and we shared a laugh about it. 🤷🏼

scutty brown · « **Reply #194 on:** May 03, 2026, 07:04:15 pm »

Quote from: Stevelondon on May 03, 2026, 06:37:37 pm

I know exactly how to turn her on.

butt plug? I thought it was the USB power lead for her headset

pythondan · « **Reply #195 on:** May 03, 2026, 11:00:09 pm »

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Age 126 and height is 3 feet and 8 inches.

Ivor Hunch · « **Reply #196 on:** May 04, 2026, 03:03:01 pm »

Quote from: yesbby on April 17, 2026, 04:35:16 pm

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This SP goes by the name ‘Mister Oliveira’

But also Mistress, MIISS and Mrs Oliveira all in the same profile.

Ivor Hunch · « **Reply #197 on:** May 04, 2026, 03:04:37 pm »

Quote from: pythondan on May 03, 2026, 11:00:09 pm

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Age 126 and height is 3 feet and 8 inches.

people do tend to shrink with age

signy · « **Reply #198 on:** May 30, 2026, 03:35:51 pm »

Not an escort, but AW Admin seems to be a week behind with their Bank Holiday. At least there will be less traffic jams.

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Due to upcoming bank holidays on Monday, 1st of June (Whit Monday - Pentecost Monday), there may be delays in payment processing.

RandomGuy99 · « **Reply #199 on:** May 30, 2026, 05:32:36 pm »

Quote from: signy on May 30, 2026, 03:35:51 pm

Not an escort, but AW Admin seems to be a week behind with their Bank Holiday. At least there will be less traffic jams.

I think the AW admins aren't based in the UK, so that may well be correct and they have a local public holiday.

Author Topic: Funny mistakes on escort profiles (Read 36074 times)

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