prettyalicegirl - Edinburgh

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This is a review over two separate visits, very consistent experience, similar venues one old town one Haymarket, both excellent.
It’s a little difficult to be objective about this one, but buyer beware, there are certain aspects totally absent so depending on your preferences, your opinion may be very different.

Service 30mins £100 +20 anal , two showers in and out 30 mins exactly.

This is the polar opposite of a GFE, so lacking in affection and connection to be … well, sexy. Alice has a very cool confidence about her, not a bad attitude as such, just sort of distant. Best approach might be to think of the punt as hiring a 23rd century fuckbot. Why isn’t this a negative review of something so robotic you ask? Well because she has objectively the perfect fuck body, and she’ll let you jack all her ports. Very cool and detached but not unfriendly, chat afterwards was normal and down to earth, she has very good English and is clearly educated.

Good LFK , Rimmed her (incredible) , OWO (boring and no eye contact) , anal in several positions ( top notch), cowgirl (quite passive).

Photos are a very real likeness, but down to business pony tail hair on both occasions. I get the sense that she sees quite a few clients a day.

All in, its a positive but if she didn't have a AAA body it would be a negative. I’ll not be back but not because I didn’t enjoy it, I enjoy the variety of punting and this was unusual and memorable, I just need more connection from a regular.

[Condominium]

Great review thanks.

[mills_and_bhuna]

Agreed. Good review.
I did consider her a couple of times but I think this sealed it.
I personally find it dispiriting to spend 150 smackers an hour on a robotic service.
No matter how tidy she looks.
I don't think I'd shag Margot Robbie for 150 if she just lay there like a sack of spuds

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I'd say its not sack of spuds bad, but yeah I'll be sticking to known/recommended GFE providers for a while before I try this sort of punt again. Should have said in the review but definitely not one for the beginner.

[Clattypats]

I'd say its not sack of spuds bad, but yeah I'll be sticking to known/recommended GFE providers for a while before I try this sort of punt again. Should have said in the review but definitely not one for the beginner.

She looks hot in her media pics tbh, and you say she looks like them, that's a good start... She seems to have no bad other reviews on here... If you were stuck between Pos and Neg  there is another rating, it doesn't need to be an extreme difference 

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She looks hot in her media pics tbh, and you say she looks like them, that's a good start... She seems to have no bad other reviews on here... If you were stuck between Pos and Neg  there is another rating, it doesn't need to be an extreme difference 

Fair point, I went positive because I did enjoy, went back for 2nd visit, I'd alter the original post to say 'neutral if it wasn't for the AAA body' I think I've just realised what it was that was missing that I couldn't quite articulate, she never cracked a smile.