Author Topic: Jade - GEA Glasgow 1 hour incall TOFTT  (Read 3166 times)

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So following some decent new arrivals at GEA, like I say, I TOFTT - and it paid off!

One hour incall £150, recent meeting.

Comms-

one phone call at short notice and I had a confirmation text within 10 minutes and met Jade at the usual gaff one hour later.
No new towels - still yon sandpaper wans.
But at least the shower gel is better - a nice moisturising wan wi' nae pong.  Pure classy joint this.

The girl

-well - as noted on here - If Tara was the girl who would fuck for a g&t.
Then Jade is the kinda girl , straight aff the scheme, who makes you think - she wid for an irn bru!
Smiley, friendly girl. Over tanned and poor / average face.
BUT
The pics are right. Banging body.
Great ass, nice pert lill titties and petite.
Very long hair.  Noice.

The meet and Services

- met with a deep kiss, this set the tone and she quickly put me at ease
After a few minutes of deep snogging (very good) and mutual stroking she dropped to her knees to begin.

Owo - was . Good but not deep. Varied technique, with lots of attention to the old baws. 

This girl is nice and vocal.  Not as loud as the famous Glesga Screamer (FM Carmen) - but still nice n loud.

Loud when being fingered.
Louder in ro.
And louder still when I banged her - in mish, doggy and then pb tae finish in the bag.

She came 2/3 times before I fucked her and then again when I fuckt her.

So if you like them wee and dirty….Jade is yer lassie.

I've just been back again  - just to check - and the second meet was as good as the first TOFTT visit.

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Cheers for the review.  :thumbsup:

Got a trip to Glasgow coming up soonish so she's got herself onto the list of possibilities.

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Useful review as always...Glesga :hi:

Shown your true colours here, though...it's always the posh boys...that love a bit of rough fae the scheme ;)


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Nice one Gb, was going to book her about 3 weeks ago when I had the chance but she changed her days before I could :dash:

Two on the HL from there then...  :cool:

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I had a go on her a few weeks ago and agree that she does look good. The thing that put me off was all the screaming, I only had put it in and she was screaming and acting as if she was being electrocuted and it totally killed the mood for me. 

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Nice one dude,  cheers for toftt and the review.
I booked her recently and thought she was a brilliant fuck with a totally banging body.
Her CG is right up there too. Yee haw! 🤠
« Last Edit: August 13, 2022, 09:27:59 pm by Problem Child »

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Nice one Gb, was going to book her about 3 weeks ago when I had the chance but she changed her days before I could :dash:

Two on the HL from there then...  :cool:

Aye I’ve noticed a couple of these newbie’s sometimes change their availability as the week progresses, still just about every day now there’s a hooker on that’s worth seeing so it’s all good.

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still just about every day now there’s a hooker on that’s worth seeing so it’s all good.
There probably is :thumbsup: I just don't spend too much time looking/bothering anymore... Could see more if need be, but like I said on another thread, if my interest is peaked I'll maybe try for a booking, if not its neither here nor there to me  :hi:

Done it every week near enough for 3 years previously, I'll just calm it now and pick my bookings as they cum! :D
« Last Edit: August 13, 2022, 09:40:03 pm by Clattypats »

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Ahhh but there is a certain excitement of toftt when a newbie is spotted  :hi:

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Useful review as always...Glesga :hi:

Shown your true colours here, though...it's always the posh boys...that love a bit of rough fae the scheme ;)
I can’t deny that my years of being buggered at Eton gave me an appetite for , shall we say, wee scheme burds.
It’s indeed a pure mad mental experience.  :hi:

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I had a go on her a few weeks ago and agree that she does look good. The thing that put me off was all the screaming, I only had put it in and she was screaming and acting as if she was being electrocuted and it totally killed the mood for me.
‘Mon Zag
Get wired in and review these experiences of which ye speak.
If ye toftt- tell the team 👊🏼

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Ahhh but there is a certain excitement of toftt when a newbie is spotted  :hi:
Yip :hi: Done it plenty, it is what it is - Toftt is a terminology I don't use much anymore, or seldom did, think I mentioned it recently which has been picked up on -

If I see a WG that's a newbie it will show as that when I review, and even better if she is a good find and helps others out on here... All to the better :thumbsup:

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The girl

-well - as noted on here - If Tara was the girl who would fuck for a g&t.
Then Jade is the kinda girl , straight aff the scheme, who makes you think - she wid for an irn bru!
Smiley, friendly girl. Over tanned and poor / average face.
BUT
The pics are right. Banging body.
Great ass, nice pert lill titties and petite.
Very long hair.  Noice.

Great review... I have a question about this though. When you say she's  "poor/average" facially,  where would you rank her in comparison to the other GEA girls? Does she have those puffy fake lips?

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Djng- yes of course happy to help.
Here’s a comparison of her to each of the GEA girls you’ve seen and reviewed in chronological order ( naturally).

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I can’t deny that my years of being buggered at Eton gave me an appetite for , shall we say, wee scheme burds.
It’s indeed a pure mad mental experience.  :hi:

 :D

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think I mentioned it recently which has been picked up on -


Whatever gave you that idea 😂 🤣😂

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She has redness in all her pictures on her neck

Is that hiding a neck tattoo?


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No significant ink that I can recall.
If it had been a big tatt there I would remember.
And her profile says none.
Usually GEA are accurate at least on ink matters lol   :hi:
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I see she has CIM (AT DISCRETION) on her profile.

Does anyone know if she actually provides this service?

Thanks
Banned reason: Fuck you cunt
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No significant ink that I can recall.
If it had been a big tatt there I would remember.
And her profile says none.
Usually GEA are accurate at least on ink matters lol   :hi:
Does she have no tattoos like her profile says Gb? Just one other thing is her age/size quite accurate to profile?  :hi:

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Aye
Nae ink that I recall.
I think her spare cash was invested in subbed sessions.
34yo size 8
(Her pics make her look taller and a 10 imho😅)
 :hi:
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Aye
Nae ink that I recall.
I think her spare cash was invested in subbed sessions.
34yo size 8
(Her pics make her look taller and a 10 imho😅)
 :hi:
Cheers  :thumbsup: