Ever been with a midget?

[Ali Katt]

Anybody shagged an Oompa Loompa up the Chocolate factory?

Willy Wanka and their chocolate factory? In all seriousness the Oompa Loompas in that film are also dead now.

[Punter S Thompson]

I'm vertically challenged as I Keep banging my head on things and can't find a hotel bed where my size 12's don't poke out, so apart from lanky old bastard what's my official terminology?

....and anyway do you pay a reduced rate for a lady of reduced growth, or as the saying goes do precious things come in small packages?

The one I'm talking to actually wants more!

[Coriniumstud]

Yes,we never had a condom so used bubblegum by the end she was blowing bubbles 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’ll get my coat🤣🤣🤣

[contentguy]

Willy Wanka and their chocolate factory? In all seriousness the Oompa Loompas in that film are also dead now.

SHIT, another fantasy dies!

[Dark Vader]

I'm off to Thailand next month and have many girls lined up to meet there already.
One of them is 4ft5! Pretty sure that technically make her a midget.
Any of you guys ever indulged?

No but I'm jealous 

[bigden40]

On the subject of being offended ……

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[Vice Admiral]

The Severn dwarfs were in bed feeling grumpy...

The Severn dwarves?  Small in stature, but big Bristols?   

[pythondan]

Like a couple of others I have had the pleasure of meeting BethanyRose. Every time we meet I am struck by how short she is but she is nicely proportioned and her diminutive stature has not been an issue with sex in any position.

Once we get on the bed and the fun starts I do not really notice her shortness any more than a girl of say 5'1'

I must admit to having some carnal thoughts whilst watching Ellie Simmonds presenting the Commonwealth Games - 4ft nothing would be interesting

[m4rmite]

I see keyboard warriors jumping to the word midget.
My oh is 4 10 but couldn't give a fuck(that's why i punt) what people say about her height.

[Thephoenix]

Like a couple of others I have had the pleasure of meeting BethanyRose. Every time we meet I am struck by how short she is but she is nicely proportioned and her diminutive stature has not been an issue with sex in any position.

Once we get on the bed and the fun starts I do not really notice her shortness any more than a girl of say 5'1'

Does she have a shorter fanny?
......asking for a friend 

[Dark Vader]

I must admit to having some carnal thoughts whilst watching Ellie Simmonds presenting the Commonwealth Games - 4ft nothing would be interesting

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[Thephoenix]

I must admit to having some carnal thoughts whilst watching Ellie Simmonds presenting the Commonwealth Games - 4ft nothing would be interesting

You'll soon be able to see her cavorting on 'Strictly', alongside ex Arsenal footballer Tony Adams. That's an interesting pairing.
......anyway...good luck to the girl. I think she's lovely.

[Thephoenix]

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I wonder if you could tickle her tonsils from both ends?
Sorry I'm getting carried away and it's past my bedtime.
Matron's just bringing my my cocoa.

[contentguy]

Dwarfism isn't classified as a disability in the UK, perhaps some dwarfs may be offended at your suggestion that they are disabled 

I'm not having a go at you but it does show that political correctness can also be a minefield even for those who are trying to do / say the right thing, I guess we should take from this that none of us are Snow White 

I was referring to Hobbit’s post about the disabled community being offended.

You need to watch your language son. The word "midget" is derogatory and very offensive to people in the disability community.

I’ve no axe to grind in this, or expertise, just making an observation about that if someone ‘in the know’ indicates something is offensive to a group….

[simon07]

Shortest SP I've seen...Bethany Rose. 4' 8". Nice girl. Moves really well. External Link/Members Only

I saw her in Nottingham 3 or so years ago. Reminded me of porn star Dolly Little. She was a bucket list wish and I had a good time with her. I think only £140/hr then.

Wish I was Tyrion from Game of thrones, he had no problems finding lovely ladies.
Still he drinks and he knows things.

[Munter84]

To those taking ofence, perhaps just try to be the bigger man and rise above these petty matters; life's too short to worry about the little things.

Anyway, my most diminuitive SP was Shanell Price External Link/Members Only who claims 4'9", and I would say she was just on the cusp of having "little person" proportions, albeit with surgical enhancements. I have to say that the height difference was all but forgotten when the action went horizontal, as they say everyone's the same height in bed.

[contentguy]

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To those taking ofence, perhaps just try to be the bigger man and rise above these petty matters; life's too short to worry about the little things.

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Is bigger better? I’m not taking offense but if it’s offensive to some, why not moderate the language?

Anyway, I’m still gutted about the ULs!

[Waterhouse]

Is bigger better? I’m not taking offense but if it’s offensive to some, why not moderate the language?

Because it’s a punting forum, not not allowed.  As long as it doesn’t break the rules, then what’s the problem?  Next thing we know Chebs will be on the offensive words blacklist.

“Feeling” offended is subjective - what one snowflake person finds offensive, others won’t… and so what? Be offended then, it won’t kill you and it’s not breaking the law. If people here are that hung up on being so politically correct, then they’re hypocrites due to the fact they pay escorts for sex (assuming they do) and are members of a punting forum to start with.

[JontyR]

If people here are that hung up on being so politically correct, then they’re hypocrites due to the fact they pay escorts for sex (assuming they do) and are members of a punting forum to start with.

How does that work then?

[JonasG]

All this discussion on midgets etc reminds me of that great scene from The Office.

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[spiralnotebook]

The joys of watching Benny Hill slapping the short arsed blokes bald head, entertainment at its best.

[JonasG]

Why oh why are so many people 'offended' these days? It's pathetic imho.
I'm with the OP on this one. It's a punting forum FFS not a school classroom.
Get a grip.

Yep, no issues with the title.

[Punter S Thompson]

All this discussion on midgets etc reminds me of that great scene from The Office.

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Fucking brilliant!

[Hobbit]

I'm off to Thailand next month and have many girls lined up to meet there already.
One of them is 4ft5! Pretty sure that technically make her a midget.
Any of you guys ever indulged?

So, here is some reading that you can do to enlighten yourself on why the word midget is offensive. Let me know if you need any help reading it.

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[catweazle]

Just let it be, hobbit,  you've made your point (several times over). Now stop being a snowflake  and get back to shagging "sex workers ".

[Punter S Thompson]

So, here is some reading that you can do to enlighten yourself on why the word midget is offensive. Let me know if you need any help reading it.

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Your futile attempts to patronise me are pathetic.

[daviemac]

So, here is some reading that you can do to enlighten yourself on why the word midget is offensive. Let me know if you need any help reading it.

Enough is enough, 9 times you have posted on this thread moaning about the word in the title, if you think it is so offensive then report it as such. Though I have to say the fact one of the mods has been posting on the thread might give you an indication that your report would not be acted on.

If you find the word so offensive then stop reading the thread.

[lillythesavage]

Enough is enough, 9 times you have posted on this thread moaning about the word in the title, if you think it is so offensive then report it as such. Though I have to say the fact one of the mods has been posting on the thread might give you an indication that your report would not be acted on.

If you find the word so offensive then stop reading the thread.

Perhaps the other Mod posting should have made it clear earlier 

Surely grown men on an anonymous punting forum are not going to be subject to litigation ? And can have a discussion on any non rule breaking subject.

[Blackpool Rock]

Perhaps the other Mod posting should have made it clear earlier 

Surely grown men on an anonymous punting forum are not going to be subject to litigation ? And can have a discussion on any non rule breaking subject.

Surely a fairly clear sign though 

[Hotdogboy88]

Surely a fairly clear sign though 

You would have thought so. 

[bigden40]

On the subject of being offended ……

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Shamelessly bumping my own post as people are STILL going on about being offended.

“Now you have adults going I was offended.  I was offended and I have rights.

Well so what? Be offended. Nothing happens.  You're an adult, grow up, deal with it

I was offended!

 I don't care.”

[daviemac]

Perhaps the other Mod posting should have made it clear earlier 

Surely grown men on an anonymous punting forum are not going to be subject to litigation ? And can have a discussion on any non rule breaking subject.

Apart from -

Midget is the term used in porn.

-  what should he have made clearer.   

Are you really suggesting the mods look at every post and state on the thread that the subject is OK as against looking at the odd one that isn't OK and saying so on those. 

Basic logic, if anyone thinks a topic, word or anything else is wrong then report it, if it is wrong then action will be taken, if no action is taken then it's deemed to be alright.

I can't believe that we have people who don't understand that a mod is not going to post and participate on a thread if the subject isn't acceptable.    

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I've just checked the report log and not one person has reported this thread yet we have several members trying to moderate it.

[Al R]

I don’t particularly like the term and it’s not one I would use but don’t find it offensive as such, it’d depend on the context I suppose.

Although the 4’10” girl I’ve being seeing and I have a laugh about our height difference (I’m 6’2”) I’m pretty sure she’d headbutt me right in the nuts if I called her a midget 

[Punter S Thompson]

It didn't realise that anyone under 4ft10 was classed as *insert politically correct term*
If that's the case I already have as last time I was in Pattaya I saw one that was 4ft8. Took it up the arse like a right trooper too!

[Blackpool Rock]

It didn't realise that anyone under 4ft10 was classed as *insert politically correct term*
If that's the case I already have as last time I was in Pattaya I saw one that was 4ft8. Took it up the arse like a right trooper too!

Must have almost been sticking out her mouth mate   

[m4rmite]

I bet the virginity of my arsehole that those offended have eaten a pack of midget gems

[lillythesavage]

Apart from -  -  what should he have made clearer.   

Are you really suggesting the mods look at every post and state on the thread that the subject is OK as against looking at the odd one that isn't OK and saying so on those. 

Basic logic, if anyone thinks a topic, word or anything else is wrong then report it, if it is wrong then action will be taken, if no action is taken then it's deemed to be alright.

I can't believe that we have people who don't understand that a mod is not going to post and participate on a thread if the subject isn't acceptable.    

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I've just checked the report log and not one person has reported this thread yet we have several members trying to moderate it.

Pointed out in a clear way, just as you did, that if you do not like it do not read, the few words you use as an example mean nothing one way or the other, just it is used in porn  .

If he had, there would have been no need for you to intervene. 

No one expects every thread to be read and moderated, though as you say a few non mods have tried here , but if a mod is posting on it surely they should moderate it if others are trying to?

[Punter S Thompson]

Must have almost been sticking out her mouth mate   

When I had her in doggy with my hands around her waist my opposing fingers were just about touching!!

[daviemac]

but if a mod is posting on it surely they should moderate it if others are trying to?

FFS it isn't difficult to understand, if a moderator is taking an active part by posting on the thread does that not tell you it doesn't need moderating.   

The only reason I have got involved is to explain the above to the hard of thinking.

See previous post about reporting threads.

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You still seem to be thinking that Ali Katt as a mod should have posted that the thread is alright, that puts us back to mods posting on every thread to say they are within the rules.   

[Ali Katt]

FFS it isn't difficult to understand, if a moderator is taking an active part by posting on the thread does that not tell you it doesn't need moderating.   

The only reason I have got involved is to explain the above to the hard of thinking.

See previous post about reporting threads.

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You still seem to be thinking that Ali Katt as a mod should have posted that the thread is alright, that puts us back to mods posting on every thread to say they are within the rules.   

I found the posts hilarious. Whether it's the preferred term or not Midget is widely used. It's not like say using some racist terms I won't mention which haven't been used since 1985. It's all about context, I know there's been a lot of jokes, but I don't think it's malicious.

[big-al93]

I bet the virginity of my arsehole that those offended have eaten a pack of midget gems

Except for the fact that they are now called Mini Gems to avoid offence!!

[m4rmite]

Except for the fact that they are now called Mini Gems to avoid offence!!

Tell amazon that
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[big-al93]

Tell amazon that
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They must have old stock, or not changed the listing because people will still search for midget gems. It was started by M&S, and Maynards/Bassetts followed suit.

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[Thephoenix]

Is there some civil servant working in dusty basement somewhere, whose job is solely to decide that words I have used for the last 81 years are suddenly offensive?

[willie loman]

i think most people would avoid using the term, given that there are plenty of acceptable alternative terms , it is indeed used in porn, but that means what?

[Sedition]

What do I know about midgets?

Very little.

[shed]

Is there some civil servant working in dusty basement somewhere, whose job is solely to decide that words I have used for the last 81 years are suddenly offensive?

I wonder what Bernard Manning would have to say about it. 

[m4rmite]

What do I know about midgets?

Very little.

I think he has been put on short time

[contentguy]

I wonder what Bernard Manning would have to say about it. 

I don’t know what he”d make of it, but the one time I saw him live was at a club on Manningham Lane in Bradford, I believe Manningham Lane was a RLD.  It was amazing, the compere and DJ were gay and the audience was seriously multicultural.

None of that caused Manning to deviate from his usual topics.  A great evening was had by all.

[airrift2010]

Back on topic, I saw two tiny A1 Asian hotties back in the day.

Sisi, 2007, was little over 4ft, we spent half the hour in the bath with her sucking on my cock, sex wasn’t great because she couldn’t take it too deep. Only saw her once.

Devon, 2011, was about 4’6 and a nympho, despite her size she was insatiable in her pussy and ass. Saw her quite a bit.

Moral of the story; size might be an impediment to a good fuck but not always.

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