Ever been with a midget?

[Punter S Thompson]

Back on topic, I saw two tiny A1 Asian hotties back in the day.

Sisi, 2007, was little over 4ft, we spent half the hour in the bath with her sucking on my cock, sex wasn’t great because she couldn’t take it too deep. Only saw her once.

Devon, 2011, was about 4’6 and a nympho, despite her size she was insatiable in her pussy and ass. Saw her quite a bit.

Moral of the story; size might be an impediment to a good fuck but not always.

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Damn, they look fine!
Lucky git!

[nodrah]

First of all, you don't know if you have offended vertically challenged people

vertically challenged ? vertically challenged ? ... that's a bit ' height-ist '  ... you want to be careful son as people of a shorter stature might consider that being described as vertically challenged was quite offensive.

[hairdownthere]

I really want some midget-gems now..

My mum was 4ft 8ins, I guess technically a dwarf but she was just a wee mad Irish woman who would shit in your kettle if you so much as looked at her the wrong way

[lillythesavage]

I really want some midget-gems now..

My mum was 4ft 8ins, I guess technically a dwarf but she was just a wee mad Irish woman who would shit in your kettle if you so much as looked at her the wrong way

Oh no, I think I married your sister 

[Justjim1987]

The shortest girl I've ever booked was 4ft 11

[northface]

Karl Pilkington took Warwick Davis to a midget village in China and on the way they met some conjoined twins in India who were quite small.
They used to be known as Siamese twins but that was deemed offensive to the Thais.
Come back Karl.

[shagmore]

Ever been with a midget?

No, but Its on the bucket list 

[Thecunninglinguist]

Ever been with a midget?

No, but Its on the bucket list 

Would that be for her to stand on?

[Bonker]

Ever been with a midget?

No, but Its on the bucket list 

Did you mean to say short list?

[Punter S Thompson]

Did you mean to say short list?

These replies are hilarious!
I'll be sure to report back here after I've seen her. I have been talking to another one that's 4ft7. Bit tall compared to the other one, but way better looking.

[tynetunnel]

These replies are hilarious!
I'll be sure to report back here after I've seen her. I have been talking to another one that's 4ft7. Bit tall compared to the other one, but way better looking.

That’ll likely be a first for her, being considered a ‘bit tall’

[Punter S Thompson]

That’ll likely be a first for her, being considered a ‘bit tall’

I'll have a duo with them and they can compare.
Fuck me, there's a thought......

[Bonker]

To complete all my lists, I world have to have:
A todo
One on a film set
On a lop sided ship
In a store
A Hyperthermic one
At a wedding
3 from a genie
A black one
And of course a pail one

[bbwandy72]

I'd love to, but sadly the one that most appeals (External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only) has a sea of red reviews. Shame :-(

[Punter S Thompson]

I'd love to, but sadly the one that most appeals (External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only) has a sea of red reviews. Shame :-(

She does look good.
But those reviews are terrible!
What a waste.

[nigel4498]

…only when I’m a little short of cash 

[sheffielder]

You need to watch your language son. The word "midget" is derogatory and very offensive to people in the disability community.

You could quite have easily said something in a very nonoffensive way by just asking "has anyone ever shagged a short woman" which would have come across as less offensive and less arrogant.

Son?? Did you just assume his gender and age.. Please check what pronouns who ever you are referring to in your next post wants to be called. Fucking bigot.

[daviemac]

Son?? Did you just assume his gender and age.. Please check what pronouns who ever you are referring to in your next post wants to be called. Fucking bigot.

Why are you getting involved when the matter has already been dealt with by one of the other mods.   

[Stevelondon]

Son?? Did you just assume his gender and age.. Please check what pronouns who ever you are referring to in your next post wants to be called. Fucking bigot.

Why the aggression?

[daviemac]

Why the aggression?

See reply just above your's.   

[myothernameis]

Did you mean to say short list?

Had thought this would have been a short thread, but looks like we cant get enough of this

[MysteryManNo.7]

Blimey this topic brought the pearl-clutchers out in force 

[sheffielder]

Why the aggression?

It was meant to be a comedic over reaction not literal 

[daviemac]

It was meant to be a comedic over reaction not literal 

So putting "Fucking bigot." at the end of your sentence was meant to be a joke, if it came across in any way other than serious I would not have asked why you were getting involved.

[sheffielder]

How meny people would call some a "fucking bigot" and mean it for assuming someone's gender and not asking them what their preffered pro nouns are.

Not usually the type of people that would be posting on forums for paid sex.. I thought that would be obvious but I guess If you and others took it literally my bad.

[daviemac]

How meny people would call some a "fucking bigot" and mean it for assuming someone's gender and not asking them what their preffered pro nouns are.

Not usually the type of people that would be posting on forums for paid sex.. I thought that would be obvious but I guess If you and others took it literally my bad.

You did, and due to the aggressive tone of the post there was nothing to indicate it was anything but serious and now, due to comments received, you appear to be backtracking.

[fastcar669]

Don’t tell me to calm down! All I did was to tell you to watch your language because you’re being disrespectful to minority of people out there. Ignorance is not an excuse.

Ive just noticed your user name  you couldnt make it up

[sheffielder]

You did, and due to the aggressive tone of the post there was nothing to indicate it was anything but serious and now, due to comments received, you appear to be backtracking.

You genuinely believe I was being genuinely aggressive? About the OP assuming someone's age by calling him "boy" and not asking him what pronouns where lmao?  I was trying to poke fun at the hypocrisy of him getting offended about the use of an outdated term while he himself was also not being very "Woke"

If I meant it, I wouldn't have even bothered posting again in this thread. I only posted because I guess it wasn't very funny and a couple of people got the wrong end of the stick  . As I said before my bad.. but you are entitled to your opinion and if you don't believe that was my intention then that's fine no hard feelings from me. I'll just stick to posting about meets and reviews and keep away from the general discussion board from now on 

[daviemac]

You genuinely believe I was being genuinely aggressive? About the OP assuming someone's age by calling him "boy" and not asking him what pronouns where lmao?  I was trying to poke fun at the hypocrisy of him getting offended about the use of an outdated term while he himself was also not being very "Woke"

If I meant it, I wouldn't have even bothered posting again in this thread. I only posted because I guess it wasn't very funny and a couple of people got the wrong end of the stick  . As I said before my bad.. but you are entitled to your opinion and if you don't believe that was my intention then that's fine no hard feelings from me. I'll just stick to posting about meets and reviews and keep away from the general discussion board from now on 

There was a noticeable lack of the emojis that you are keen to use in you subsequent backtracking posts that would have indicated you were not being serious.

There's an old saying "when you're in a hole, stop digging".

[sheffielder]

I give up..

[Punter S Thompson]

You genuinely believe I was being genuinely aggressive? About the OP assuming someone's age by calling him "boy" and not asking him what pronouns where lmao?  I was trying to poke fun at the hypocrisy of him getting offended about the use of an outdated term while he himself was also not being very "Woke"

If I meant it, I wouldn't have even bothered posting again in this thread. I only posted because I guess it wasn't very funny and a couple of people got the wrong end of the stick  . As I said before my bad.. but you are entitled to your opinion and if you don't believe that was my intention then that's fine no hard feelings from me. I'll just stick to posting about meets and reviews and keep away from the general discussion board from now on 

I honestly thought that's where you were coming from mate.

[sheffielder]

As in being aggressive or joking? Appreciate the reply all the same.

[Punter S Thompson]

As in being aggressive or joking? Appreciate the reply all the same.

I got the impression you were sarcastically making a point about hypocrisy and those that take offence too easily.

[Blackpool Rock]

I got the impression you were sarcastically making a point about hypocrisy and those that take offence too easily.

I like many others took the post as being aggressive, this is where the subtle differences in how a sentence is worded can give the impression of two completely different meanings, also the use of emojis can help to confirm the tone of what's being said 

[snaitram99]

I got the impression you were sarcastically making a point about hypocrisy and those that take offence too easily.

I thought much the same, although not 100% sure. Clearly Davie and others thought otherwise. 

Apparently this is a sarcastic emoji

[myothernameis]

Son?? Did you just assume his gender and age.. Please check what pronouns who ever you are referring to in your next post wants to be called. Fucking bigot.

With regards your post, now I dont know your intention, and if it was meant this way.   But to me, it sounds like being aggressive, as you ended as sentence, with a full stop, and then post the offensive part

If the offensive part of the message had a emoj, at the end, then we might have viewed this differently 

[daviemac]

I thought much the same, although not 100% sure. Clearly Davie and others thought otherwise. 

Apparently this is a sarcastic emoji

Bear in mind I was responding to post reports regarding some of the things that have been posted on this thread and I'm not a mind reader, I can only go off what I read and how it comes across. If something a member has posted comes across as abusive and or aggressive perhaps they should look at their posting style to make sure there is no misunderstanding.

 

[sheffielder]

I got the impression you were sarcastically making a point about hypocrisy and those that take offence too easily.

Ah ok appreciate you posting thank you.

[sheffielder]

I thought much the same, although not 100% sure. Clearly Davie and others thought otherwise. 

Apparently this is a sarcastic emoji

Ye, that's 100% how it was meant. I am glad a few people saw it as that but clearly I was wide of the mark if most people thought I was just aggressively flaming him.

I'm not great with the written word as most can tell from my spelling, punctuation and grammar  and it's easy to interpret things differently.  As well as the fact differences in age and social economic backgrounds of people that post on here.

Davie probably thinks I'm still furiously backtracking but again my bad and sorry people took it the wrong way and didn't see the attempted humour. 

[lillythesavage]

Ye, that's 100% how it was meant. I am glad a few people saw it as that but clearly I was wide of the mark if most people thought I was just aggressively flaming him.

I'm not great with the written word as most can tell from my spelling, punctuation and grammar  and it's easy to interpret things differently.  As well as the fact differences in age and social economic backgrounds of people that post on here.

Davie probably thinks I'm still furiously backtracking but again my bad and sorry people took it the wrong way and didn't see the attempted humour. 

Everything is black and white in Newcastle 

[Henry767]

I did have a booking with a midget once, but it turned out to be bait and switch.

Yes, I was short- changed!

[Punter S Thompson]

When I meet her in Thailand next month, I'll tell her some of these jokes.
I think some of them may go over her head though.

[Waterhouse]

All this discussion on midgets etc reminds me of that great scene from The Office.

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And this one, too…   External Link/Members Only
 

[Bloodymary]

I'd love to, but sadly the one that most appeals (External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only) has a sea of red reviews. Shame :-(

I saw her before I joined UKP but it would have been a negative- it was a last minute punt (I’m normally careful who I see which is why I don’t have many bad experiences)

She’s tiny but weird - seemed convinced I was on drugs which couldn’t have been further from the truth

Only redeeming part was when she used some device to tie her hands and ankles together so I could really give her a pounding

Just was an awful experience and why I typically stick to British girls

[bigden40]

Saw this one on Seeking, might suit some on this thread. 4’4

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[Dipper]

Just calling in to say this thread title has to be the funniest I’ve seen so far

Classic UKP.